Madman on Wheels!
To HyperCaz: I have seen the first Blues Brothers movie, and I thought it was funny! My favorite part was when they had the crash with all those cop cars! I counted them as they crashed, but I ended up losing count. I have seen all three Beverly Hills Cop and am a fan of all three films. My favorite scene was in the first movie. In that scene, Taggert and Rosewood were sitting in their car when Axel Foley sneaks up behind the car and he stuffs bananas in the tailpipe! That was great! I hope you like this new chapter, and I hope you like the Blues Brothers quote I put in for you.
To Red Witch: I would not be surprised if several members of the superhuman community were listening in on that. Kid Razor has a big mouth, but he is honest about the things as he says. He calls 'em as he sees 'em. He did have a point about Reed and Sue Richards. You have to admit that. And who knows where Kid Razor got the idea that Storm was related to Tina Turner. Razor doesn't really care if every other hero in the Marvel Universe wants to kick his butt. He's not afraid of anyone or anything.
Disclaimer: "Everybody needs somebody to love." - John Belushi as Jake Blues, the Blues Brothers
Chapter 4: Motorhead Rolls On In!
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Jeremy Todd looked at himself in the reflective surface of a truck as his bike rolled up to the right side of a truck that was on its way to Cleveland. He had long red hair and matching skin. A silver metal band was around his head, and he wore dark glasses. He was clad in a black costume with a red trenchcoat with black spiky pads on the shoulders, and silver flames running up the sides over it, black biker gloves, and red boots. His new motorcycle was something that looked like something built by the guys from American Chopper: A black chopper with red and silver highlights, a silver fin that resembled a flame on the rear fender, and spikes lining the sides of the fenders. The strangest thing about his bike was that the wheels seemed to be made of flame.
I look goooooood…He grinned, revealing his sharp yellow teeth. He held up his left hand. The hand glowed and it turned into a chainsaw, like the one Ash had on in place of his hand in the Evil Dead films. "Oh yeah…" He mentally revved up the chainsaw, and it ripped into the truck. Since it was mystical in nature, the chainsaw was indestructible, and it easily ripped into the metal of the truck bead and rubber of the tires.
"Hey what?!" The driver screamed as he felt the truck buckle. He saw Jeremy ride up next to cab and grin at him. His chainsaw hand basically turned into what appeared to be a futuristic double-barreled rifle. The driver screamed and leapt out of the truck.
"Say hello to my magic BOOMSTICK!!!" Jeremy crowed. His rifle hand fired a pair of black-and-yellow glowing bullets made from some otherworldly energy, and they hit the cab with a KABOOM, causing the truck to explode. The mad biker laughed as he raced on.
Man, this new demon body is great! I'm stronger, I'm faster, I'm tougher…I'm just plain better. Thanks, Blackheart. I knew giving you my soul would be worth it down the line. This new body is awesome and the bike is fantastic! My bike never runs out of fuel, I can turn my hands into rifles or chainsaws, all mystical in nature so nothing can be broken. Also, I don't need to worry about getting more ammo or fuel for my stuff anymore. I'm going to enjoy devastating Cleveland. I always did want to destroy a city. And all I have to worry about is a loudmouth with a guitar. No challenge. Jeremy's smile faded. Hmm…Jeremy Todd was just a human…I am now more than human…I need a new name…One that describes me…one that… The demonic biker stopped as he eyed a billboard that advertised a Motorhead concert coming to Cleveland next month. Motorhead…that's it…I am a biker, so it fits! Now the roads shall fear…the murderous Motorhead.
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"Whoo!" Kid Razor crowed as he flew over Cleveland's skyline. "Man Ronnie, that was one awesome interview."
"Yeah, but I think you single-handedly alienated the entire superhuman community with your big mouth." Ronnie sighed. "You called Reed Richards, Earth's premier scientific mind, an 'overblown nerd who married way out of his league'…"
"The Kid of Rock calls 'em as he sees 'em."
"You called Captain America an old fogey! Nobody calls Cap an old fogey!"
"Technically, he is around his eighties."
"You called Iron Man 'Sir Starks-a-lot'!"
"I wouldn't be surprised if he has heard knight jokes before." Razor shrugged. "Relax."
"You claimed that Thor was a Gene Simmons wannabe!" Ronnie exclaimed.
"Thor claims to be the God of Thunder. There's only one God of Thunder: Gene Simmons of Kiss. That's the Kid of Rock's story, and he's stickin' to it!"
"Razor, do you want to pick a fight with these other heroes. I can certainly imagine the Thing taking the first available flight to Cleveland right now just so he can punch you in the mouth." Ronnie groaned.
"His rocky fist can't break this jaw, Ron." Razor grinned arrogantly, tapping his jaw with his finger. Razor did have a point. Razor's most unique superpower was his physical invulnerability. Ben Grimm could punch Razor in the jaw, and it would hurt Razor like heck, but it would not even make Razor's jaw crack, much less break it.
"Look Razor, you know why the guy with the flaming skull for a head and the demonic motorcycle is here, right?" Ronnie wondered. Razor thought about it.
"The Motorhead concert next month? Because I'm going."
"NO!!!" Ronnie yelled in Razor's ear, making the super-rocker scream.
"HEY!!! WATCH THE HEARING!!!" Razor snapped.
"Look Razor, you need to keep your mind on the job, pal." Ronnie sighed. "This Jeremy Todd guy is dangerous! He's…Razor?" Ronnie blinked as Razor's head perked up.
"Those cop cars!" Razor pointed below him. "They got their radios going crazy! My hearing is picking it up!" Razor exclaimed. "C'mon! Get Skullhead and tell him to follow the Kid of Rock!"
Looks like the eventual meeting is going to happen? Will Ghost Rider want a piece of Kid Razor after this? Can our heroes stop Motorhead? How will Razor react to Motorhead's usage of a great metal band's name as his own? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!