Madman on Wheels!
To Red Witch: Yep, it's going to be wild. I hope you like this new chapter! Sorry it's late. I've been concentrating on my other work, and I haven't had many ideas on how to continue this. This writer's block is a real pain in the neck!
To HyperCaz: Here's more for you! Sorry it's late, lack of ideas and concentration on other work. It's a real pain. You saw Hellboy? I've heard raves about that movie. I heard it was based on an independent comic book. A Siberian Nazi wizard, huh? Weird. Very weird. I never saw the movie myself. But it has come out on DVD, so I may rent it and try it. You should see the first Batman movie. It rules! Hope you like this new chapter!
To Aaron: Yep, the first round is beginning. Kid Razor and Ghost Rider versus Motorhead. It's going to be ugly. Anyway, I am considering putting in an appearance by the Astonishing X-Men. Any ideas? Hope you like the new chapter!
In the last issue of "Madman on Wheels": Jeremy Todd, now calling himself Motorhead, rolled right into town, doing what he did best: wreaking havoc all over the roads leading into Cleveland. Meanwhile, in Cleveland, Kid Razor was flying around on routine patrol while getting a lecture from Ronnie Rocker, his ghostly mentor, about his comments on other superheroes in a TV interview he did, when his super-sensitive hearing picked up a police radio warning that a madman was prowling Cleveland's roads. Razor told Ronnie Rocker to bring along some guy known as Ghost Rider that Ronnie told him about.
Disclaimer: "Ow! Right in the schnoz!"
Chapter 5: On the Way!
A Chinese restaurant in Cleveland
Sergeants Amanda Briscoe and Harold Polanski, two members of Cleveland's Finest that worked regularly with Kid Razor, were sitting in their squad car, enjoying some Chinese food.
"You know something?" Briscoe asked. Polanski let out an acknowledging hum. "I hated Chinese food as a kid. I wouldn't go near that stuff. When my dad went out to get Chinese for my family, he got me McDonalds."
"Big Mac freak, huh?" Polanski asked. Briscoe nodded. "Those things aren't very healthy. You know that documentary 'Super Size Me'?"
"Yeah. I don't believe it." Briscoe rolled her eyes. "He ate nothing but fast food for a month just to show it was unhealthy. Well, of course it's going to be unhealthy! He's eating nothing but fast food! You're not supposed to eat nothing but fast food for a month!"
"Amen to that. Last time I went to a McDonalds, people wore flannel." Polanski nodded. "It's a little like suing McDonalds for making you fat."
"Mm." Briscoe agreed. Their radio crackled.
"To the moron Polanski and the incredibly sexy Briscoe…" Jones the dispatcher grinned.
"Dispatch, shut the $&# up and tell us the emergency, over!" Briscoe snapped.
"There's a loony on a motorcycle, possibly a mutant, blasting everything!" Jones exclaimed. "We're all gonna die!"
"I am going to shoot him…" Polanski grumbled. Jones told the place in between girly screams and sobs. "Oh yes, he will be shot…"
"On our way, Dispatch. Over and out." Briscoe said. She put back the radio mike. "Let's roll." Polanski started the car when a cup of coffee flew out of nowhere and hit him on the head, making him scream.
"AAAAAAAGH!!!! THAT PUNK!!!! HE DID IT AGAIN!!!" Polanski roared.
"You'll catch that kid. Don't worry." Briscoe reassured. "He'll slip up."
Cleveland Stadium
The stadium was currently hosting a huge bikers' convention. Stands were set up, and bike enthusiasts from all over America, and some even from other countries, were there to check out samples of work from bike builders and dealers, as well as see the latest in motorcycle technology, making remarks along the way.
"Aw, check that out man! A mini-cooler!"
"Ooh, A Spidey bike! Sweet!"
"Look at this! It's a bike with five wheels!"
"Man, that dude is stuck in the 80s."
"Aren't you a little fat to be riding motorcycles?"
"Aren't you a little short to be talking trash?"
"I came all the way from Akron for this?!"
"I don't care if it has a built-in freeze ray and a microwave! I'm not paying a hundred bucks! Fifty is my final offer!"
"Let's see: New exhaust pipes and a beer encyclopedia. Life is good."
KABOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A wall of the stadium came down. Motorhead rolled through, his red-and-black demonic motorcycle gleaming.
"Hello boys and girls." Motorhead grinned, revealing his sharp yellow teeth. His yellow demonic eyes glowed behind his black sunglasses. "My name is Motorhead. I came to check out the merchandise, heh heh heh."
A road leading to the stadium
"Okay, Skullhead. What is going on here?!" Kid Razor snapped. He was flying low over a road because of his new-found ally. A man clad in black leather rode a strange black motorcycle. The wheels were made of flames. The man had what appeared to be a skull for a head. A fiery skull. He was the Ghost Rider, the punisher of evildoers who roamed America's highways.
"Jeremy Todd has returned from the dead." He replied simply.
"You mean the mad biker? They say that guy got into an accident as a kid, and he had a steel rod in his head for three days. They say that's why he's so messed up." Razor blinked.
"There are many rumors about Jeremy Todd." Ghost Rider said. "But there is one rumor that is partially true: He did sell his soul. But not to the Devil. He sold it to Blackheart."
"Blackheart? What the heck is a Blackheart?" Razor asked.
"Blackheart is a powerful demon. I doubt even you would feel no fear if you met him."
"This Blackheart sounds like a demon who sails a wooden ship looking for treasure." Razor joked. Ronnie appeared next to him.
"I've heard of this Blackheart guy on the Astral Plane." Ronnie added. "And he's no pirate. He's a dangerous animal. Luckily, he's locked up somewhere in New York, I believe."
"Probably under Yankee Stadium." Razor quipped. "What does Blackheart have to do with Jeremy Todd?"
"It's believed that Blackheart brought Todd back to serve him once again. It may be a test of your skill, young one."
"A test? Well, bring it on, Skullhead! The Kid of Rock loves a challenge, baby! WHOO!!!" Razor blasted ahead.
"Enthusiastic, isn't he?" Ghost Rider asked Ronnie.
"That's the understatement of the millennium." Ronnie grumbled.
Well, looks like Kid Razor and Motorhead will meet up! What insanity will happen next? Can Kid Razor beat Motorhead? What role will Ghost Rider play? Will Kid Razor team up with (and mouth off) any other superheroes? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!