Madman on Wheels!
To HyperCaz: Hey there, HyperCaz. Well, here's the showdown for you. I liked Batman Forever. Michelle Pfiffer rocked as Catwoman and Danny DeVito was a great Penguin. You should check out the new cartoons "Justice League: Unlimited" and "The Batman". They are great! They should have Danny DeVito voice Penguin on that cartoon. I never saw the new Punisher flick or Hellboy. By the way, do you think there should be a Kid Razor movie?
To Aaron: Yep, the first round of the big Kid Razor and Ghost Rider/Motorhead fight is about to begin. Yeah, I thought it would be cool for Kid Razor to find help beating a demonic biker in the form another demonic biker.
In the last issue of "Madman on Wheels": Sergeants Harold Polanski and Amanda Briscoe were eating in front of a Chinese restaurant when the call over their radio alerted them that the Fearless Kid Razor was spotted again, and they should check it out. Meanwhile, over at the Cleveland Stadium, not too far from the Gund Arena, a bikers' convention was in full swing, only to get invaded by Motorhead, the half-demon biker who was once Jeremy Todd, the murderous Motorway Madman. On the way, Kid Razor learned how Jeremy Todd became Motorhead. Todd sold his soul to the demon Blackheart, according to Ghost Rider. Kid Razor, not caring, rushes ahead, wanting a piece of the biker. Ghost Rider was left wondering about Kid Razor's enthusiasm.
Disclaimer: "Catch this!" - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, The Scorpion King
Chapter 6: Rockers and Riders!
Cleveland Stadium
"You're Motorhead?" Kid Razor laughed as he floated into the Cleveland Stadium. He sneered at Motorhead. "You look like some extra from cheesy horror B-flick."
"And Blackheart told me about you." Motorhead smirked. He pointed his fist at Razor, and it turned into a chainsaw.
"I think that's copyrighted, man." Razor smirked. "Bruce Campbell will kick your red butt if he saw you carrying a chainsaw for a hand like that."
"Ash can kiss my red ass!" Motorhead roared. He revved up his bike and charged forward, intent on impaling the Juke Box Hero. Razor only sighed. Just when the chainsaw was about to slice off his head, Kid Razor leapt up, did a forward flip over the chainsaw, and landed on his feet in a 10-point landing.
"Those Olympic jerks can go screw themselves. They can't touch me!" Razor laughed. Motorhead stopped the bike. He turned around and smirked at Razor.
"Hey kid!" Razor turned around on hearing Motorhead. "You're good. Too bad I gotta blast you to itty-bitty pieces." His chainsaw turned into a rifle. He aimed it at Razor.
"TODD!!!" A voice roared. Motorhead turned around with a confused look on his face. Ghost Rider raced towards him. The front of his motorcycle smacked hard into the side of Motorhead's, and the red-skinned demon biker was sent careening into the stadium. He landed hard on his back. Ghost Rider calmly dismounted from his bike and walked up to Todd, clutching his Hellfire Chain. "You have committed numerous sins on the road, Jeremy Todd. Now you shall receive your penance." Ghost Rider's eyes started glowing. Motorhead laughed as he got to his feet.
"Hey Skullhead. I'm immune to your little 'Penance Stare'. Do you think I would ever regret the stuff I've done?! I LOVED being the Madman of the Motorways! I won't ever regret my past!"
"Oh shut up!" Razor snapped. "HA!" Razor blasted Motorhead in the back with a Power of Rock beam, sending him flying into the stands. "You see, kiddies? That is why they banned festival seating in Cincinnati!" He heard something race towards him. "Yipe!" Razor flipped backwards, barely avoiding a yellow bullet of energy hitting the ground and exploding.
"Hey Blondie!" Motorhead yelled, quickly getting to his feet. "Eat my energy bullets!"
"Uh oh!" Razor blinked. He took off as Motorhead fired his rifle arm. Explosions rang out around Kid Razor as he flew around the stadium. "Eat Power of Rock, Lemmy!" Razor rained Power of Rock energy blasts down on Motorhead. The demon biker snarled. Ghost Rider twirled his chain and threw it, wrapping itself around Motorhead's arm. The firey skull-headed motorcyclist yanked on the chin, pulling Motorhead towards him, opening up a window of opportunity for Kid Razor. An opportunity that the Kid of Rock 'n' Roll did not waste. "Hey Motorhead! Bon JOVI BOOSTER!!!" Razor turned into a human Power of Rock bullet. He divebombed toward Motorhead, then slammed into his gut with the force of a bullet train with an armored front, causing Motorhead to fly into another batch of stands. The collision caused an entire section of the stands to collapse on top of him. Razor landed on the ground. He, Ghost Rider, and Ronnie Rocker stared at the collapsed stands. Kid Razor smirked.
"Ahhh, he was easy." Razor smirked. He looked at Motorhead's motorbike. "Check out the chopper." Razor walked up to it and looked it over. He whistled to show how impressive he thought the bike was. "The Kid of Rock thinks the boys at Orange County or West Coast Choppers couldn't do much better. I guess ol' Beelzebub knows style when it comes to bikes." Razor mounted the bike. "Now the Kid of Rock may not know much about bikes, but he thinks this thing handles good." He noticed the bike start up…by itself. "What in the name of Bon Jovi?!" The bike started driving around, a screaming Razor riding it. "WHOOOO!!!! YEAH!!! THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!"
"Is he always like this?" Ghost Rider asked Ronnie Rocker. Ronnie sighed.
"Unfortunately, yeah." Ronnie groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose. Oh God, why does Kid Razor have to be such a lunatic?
An abandoned junkyard, Cincinnati, Ohio
The abandoned junkyard was quiet. As usual. However, that was about to change. A blue streak raced between the piles of garbage.
"WHOOO!!!!" A voice screamed in delight. The voice came from the racing streak. Some garbage was also sent flying in the air thanks to what appeared to be blue beams of sonic energy. "Oh yeah! Man, this is great!" The streak stopped, revealing the teenage boy. His semi-long brown hair was in a small ponytail. Over his eyes was a Cyclops-like visor. The front was translucent blue. The earlocks were white, and decorated with blue metal wings over them. He was clad in blue armor that resembled the armor worn by medieval knights. The blue armor also had a futuristic look to it and white trim. The forearms had sonic blasters mounted around them. It works! It works perfectly!
Well, looks like the fight will continue! What insanity will happen next? Will Kid Razor be able to stop Motorhead? Who and what was up with that kid in Cincinnati? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!