Author's Note & Disclaimer: Hey-lo all! This is a parody of the song 'Meet Virginia' by Train. The characters are from the 10th Kingdom, so I own nothing but the parody. This is to make up for my crappy excuse for my song fiction 'Meet Virginia.'
Put her into this song
Hair used to be long
Catch her yelling
You know you're wrong
She's beautiful
Yells at Wolf all day
Hey, it's normal, but anyway
Thinks he's a stalker, but hey
She thinks he's beautiful
Meet Virginia
Well, she wants to see the Queen
But she doesn't know nothing
About her mom's final scene
She doesn't know that she's the Queen
Her daddy works on elevators
Mother left her seven years later
Works as a food cater at the restaurant
Just like Wolf, she hates to be alone
Just like they met at her home
But before at the restaurant
Meet Virginia
Well, she wants to know her life
She don't like to live her life
Pulls her hair hard as she screams,
"I must meet that evil Queen."
Doesn't talk to Wolf at midnight
After that long fight
As his timing was quite unusual
You see, her trust span is quite tragic
But her intuition magic
And Wolf likes her body, which is usual
Meet Virginia, Wolf can't wait to
Meet Virginia, yeah
Well, she wants to see the Queen
But she doesn't know nothing
About her mom's final scene
She doesn't know that she's the Queen
Well, she wants to know her life
She don't like to live her life
Pulls her hair hard as she screams,
"I must meet that evil Queen."
She knows not her mother's Queen,
She knows not her mother's Queen
Bleh, I think this was a bit better, but hey, I tried.