I wasn't gonna continue this, but you all now how this could happen. You know, I just was IMing and well…uh…yup. Just go and read it.
Disclaimer: I can't own Cardcaptor Sakura, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha, Yugioh, and Rurouni Kenshin. They told me I was insane and the thought of evening letting me control their lives scared fans around the world.
"I have to work...on...BLACK FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pray for me
I don't wanna work black Friday"
Starts crying
"I wasn't gonna have to. I don't work Fridays.
But my mom"
Holds fist in air
"My mom.... she.... she"
Breaks down crying
Sakura asks, "What happened?"
Still crying
"She wanted to work Wednesday so she arranged for me to work Friday instead"
Bursts down in tears
"awwww it's going to be okay" Sakura tries to reassure me
Sobbing into knees while rocking
"No it's not. I gotta work at TJMaxx on the worst shopping day of the year. The horror the horror
Rabid shopper's kill me"
Cries harder into knees till it soaks though gym pants
"Lolz you can always tell Kurama and Inuyasha to protect you," Sakura tries.
Looks up with fire in eyes
"I could and Sessy n Seto n Sano n Kurama all my bishies
And....and....and..."
Stopped crying while going into insane laughter
"Oh my" ; Sakura says
"Someone hit me! Someone hit me! Oh, uh.... hi Sano"
Laughs hesitantly
"Don't kill me!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Sakura stares in awe
Heart monitor goes into long beep
News reporter comes on "sorry to report the death of beloved author, queen of the universe Sweetflowerli"
Sakura laughs ass off
"Errr...sob sob" goes Sakura ;
"Me koko
KUSO! Sano you shouldn't play with knifes," I say
Runs for dear life
"She was playing dead that nut, how dare she try to use me" says Sano
"Chicken!!!!" replies Sakura
Still running
" HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
I think...I should seek help"
Sano drags me away for supposed help
Help turns out to be non-bishies plotting to kill Kurama
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Noooooooooooo, not the fox" Sakura screams
NB1: we shall hold her random
NB2: yes and then we can shot Sano
NB3: no, no, we must kill him
NB4: Hai hai
NB5: nope we gotta slay the dragon
NB2: huh, we wanna shot Sano and then kill Kurama
NB4: Hai hai
NB1: lets just kill them all
NB4: Hai hai
"You aren't even non-bishies, your monkeys.
Purple monkeys!" screams Sano
Dead body is carried away
Purple monkey1: now to kill Kurama
To be continued