A random idea was sent to me by B2Brawler2004 to write a song about the R.Y.N.O. using YMCA. So, here's the result!

Lombax, there's no need to feel down.
I said, lombax, it's a high-powered gun.
I said, lombax, 'cause you've got a new toy

There's no need to be unhappy.

Lombax, there's a gun you can buy.
I said, lombax, but you'd better have bolts.
You can but it, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.
It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.

They have everything for lombaxes to enjoy,
You can blow up with all the boys ...

It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.
It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.

You can sweep the room clean, you can make a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Lombax, are you listening to me?
I said, lombax, what do you want to be?
I said, lombax, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!

This gun does it all by itself.
I said, lombax, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, buy the R.Y.N.O.
And you can go blow it up.

It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.
It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.

They have everything for lombaxes to enjoy,
You can blow up with all the boys ...

It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.
It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.

You can sweep the room clean, you can make a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Lombax, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt I couldn't take on a bot,
Even with all the guns I had got...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, lombax, take your bolts down the street.
There's a gun there called the R.Y.N.O.
It can blow everything up.

It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.
It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.

They have everything for lombaxes to enjoy,
You can blow up with all the boys ...

R.Y.N.O.
It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.
Lombax, lombax, there's no need to feel down
Lombax, lombax, pick yourself off the ground

R.Y.N.O.
It's fun to blow things up with the R.Y.N.O.
Lombax, lombax, are you listening to me?
Lombax, lombax, what do you wanna be?

R.Y.N.O.
You'll blow it up with the R.Y.N.O.
No one, lombax, does it all by himself
Lombax, lombax, put your pride on the shelf

R.Y.N.O.
Then just blow up with the R.Y.N.O.
R.Y.N.O.
Lombax, lombax, I was once in your shoes
R.Y.N.O.
Lombax, lombax, what do you wanna do?
R.Y.N.O.