Disclaimer: Muhahahahaha I own them! I own Draco and Harry!!!!!!!

Random people: ::glaring at authoress::

Ddc: Ok I don't really. But in my own little world I do and they're shagging like bunnies right now. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

A/n: Hope everyone liked the last chapter, and if you didn't and you prefer the more chaotic ones over the sentimental mushy scenes, then do your own version of Blaise's happy dance cus this chapter has chaos again! YAY! Oh and just for future reference, Blaise's happy dance is really my happy dance, he's just borrowing it at the moment. Anyway, time to get on with the reviewer responses and then the fic! Also, the rating has (obviously) been upped from PG-13 to R, because of the last chapter. If that wasn't obvious before, then I hope it is now.

Kit: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who DOESN'T wanna make out with Oliver?! The actor that places him is almost as freakin' hot as Tom Felton for crying out loud!!!!

Shinigami Amadea: Heya again Kit! Hahahahahahah I'm digging your p.s. there. Gah I really need to stop listening to Milkshake and Get Low, it's ruining my sophisticated speech. Stop snorting right now, we've already had this conversation.

Love of Wind: SHIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE MISSED YA!!!!!!!! Tehehe. Of course they're OOC, everything I write has the characters ooc. Tehe. Talk to you via e-mail soon and review again please! It makes me feel special and loved. CHICKENS RULE THE WORLD!! Random comment of the day award goes to...DDC!!! Yayyyy.

Silverfox16: YAY!!! SHIRA REVIEWED TOO!!! ::sniffs:: I feel so loved. Tehe. Gotta love British slang/swearing. Is bloody considered a swear word in Britain? I'm giving ya more more and more, but you gotta review again girl, AND UPDATE YOUR FIC ALREADY!!!!

Br Lr: Tehehe yay! Someone who likes the fluff!!! And another person who thinks it's funny!! Tehe I'm happy now. Almost as happy as I am about Spanish Boy.

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::bla bla bla:: Thoughts

:::Bla bla bla::: song lyrics

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:::When you walk away:::

:::You don't hear me say:::

:::Please oh baby, don't go:::

:::Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight:::

:::It's hard to let it go:::

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Harry woke to three very strange feelings attacking his body.

Feeling Number 1: There was something hard and cold that eerily resembled a stone floor under him that was very uncomfortable to lie upon.

Feeling Number 2: There seemed to be a sticky substance on his stomach.

Feeling Number 3: There were long things that felt like arms wrapped around his waist, pulling him up against a VERY comfortable body behind him.

Blinking his brilliant emerald eyes to clear them from post-wakening mist, the brilliant Boy-Who-Lived contemplated this strange situation. ::Hmmm...this is weird. Why am I sticky and sleeping on a floor with a random person behind me? And why is it so freaking cold?!::

Harry looked around him to see that he was in fact in the Astronomy Tower very much devoid of the necessary articles of clothing one usually needs to comfortably sleep in. ::Why am I naked?! Gaahhh so confusing...Wait. Did I just say that there was a random person behind me? Hmmm...this is a mystery. Ooh! I could be like Sherlock Holmes!!! Or James Bond! Tehe. I'm a cool detective/spy now! Muhaha. Ok...first things first...figure out who is behind me.::

Humming the James Bond theme song underneath his breath, Harry rolled so that he could face the "random" person behind him. Of course his eyes became dinner plates when he was greeted with the adorable sight of Draco sleeping next to him, lips curled slightly in a small smile. Harry sighed happily. ::Ooooh, now I remember. Awwwwww he's so cute when he sleeps!!!!! Almost as cute as he is in real life. Ok Harry, think. What would Sherlock Holmes or James Bond do in a situation like this? Well, Sherly would probably whip out his trust magnifying glass and examine Cutie for fingerprints, and James Bond would wake him up with a mind-blowing kiss. Hmmm...which to chose which to chose... definitely James Bond solution.::

And Harry proceeded in kissing the living daylights out of Draco, which, of course, woke him up right away.

Once the raven-haired boy pulled away, Draco snickered slightly. "Nice to see you too, love."

Harry grinned like a madman: ::He called me love! WEEEEE!!!!!::

Draco raised an eyebrow. "What's got you so happy? As I see it there are two reasons; my devilish good looks, or the fact that I'm naked." ::Wrong lover boy. But you're right, you ARE freakin' hot.::

"Wrong lover boy. But you're right, you are freakin' hot right now." ::Speakest thou thoughts Harry. I could be the new Shakespeare! Muha, I'm special.::

"Ok fine then. Why are you so happy?" ::Tehe.::

"Because you called me love." ::Double tehe::

"Is that it?" ::Nope. Triple tehe::

"Nope. I have a new name." ::Quadruple tehe::

"Oh really. What is it?" ::What comes after quadruple?::

"Just call me Bond...Bond Bond." ::Gotta love spoofs on Muggle spy movies::

Draco fell over and hit his head hard against the stone at this, leaving Harry giggling insanely.

After a moment, Harry poked the now unconscious blond. "Come on Blondie!! Get up, we gotta go to breakfast! This spy is hungry." ::And being a spy I automatically get to wear suits...ok that made absolutely no sense.::

Draco opened his grey eyes only to roll them at his lover. "You are clinically insane. You know that, right?" ::Lalalalalalalalalala::

"Of course I am. I'm in love with you, aren't I?" ::Singing is fun!!! Lalalalalalalalalala::

"Hey I resent that last bit you know." ::Sure ya do. Lalalalala::

"Sure you do. Lalalalalala." ::Oops...that probably didn't make too much sense did it.::

"Why are you singing?"

"Because I'm clinically insane." ::Hey, it's the truth.::

The Slytherin rolled his eyes and stood up to search for his discarded clothes, aware of the emerald orbs staring twin holes into his ass. Turning around, he smirked at the drooling boy. "See something you like?" he asked, snickering slightly.

"Hell yeah. Get over here you sex god." ::Gaaahhh he's hot!::

Draco sauntered leisurely over to Harry, and sat himself down in his lap. "Oh, so we've now decided that I really am the man of this relationship and you're the girl."

Harry blinked at him. "Huh?" ::Harry is very confused at the moment...Little Harry isn't though...Maybe I should listen to him::

Draco smirked. "Well, sex god's are boys...and since you're a kinky sex kitten, that means you're the girl and I'm the guy. So get on your back and start moaning," he stated as he pushed Harry down to the floor again. ::Ooooohh...I get it now...HEY!::

"Hey!!!! That's not fair!!!!" ::Wwwhhhaaa I don't wanna be a girl...::

"Oh stop whining, I was sub last time. It's YOUR turn now. Muhahahahahahahahahaha..." ::Interesting...::

"You sound like the Wicked Witch from the West when you do that," stated Harry as Draco began running his hands down his sides. ::Mmm that feels good::

"So I've been told. Now shush, you're distracting me." ::Tehe.::

"Fine then. No moaning. Gotcha." ::Tehe I win::

"What?! No, you can moan! Just no talking." ::Loser! Loser! With a capital L!::

"Nope that's not what you said. You said 'shush'. That means no sounds. So no moaning." ::I love winning.::

Draco smirked again. "I'd like to see you last 5 minutes without moaning," he stated as he nipped lightly at the base of Harry's neck. ::Gah!!! Warning! Warning! Victory is no longer in sight!::

"Noooooooooo...."

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One hour later found a grinning Draco and a sulking Harry wandering towards the Great Hall. "I love winning!" cheered Draco as he practically skipped down the hall.

Harry snorted and crossed his arms. "Whatever." ::I hate losing.::

"Oh, what was that babe? Are you upset because you lost? Because you're a loser? Loser with a capital 'L'?" he replied in a sing-song voice. ::And this is why::

"Stop gloating already! It's annoying," grumbled Harry as he walked faster. ::Grrrrr.::

"Don't be such a sore LOSER babe, it doesn't suit you," snickered Draco. ::T...I...Double GRRRRR...Rrr...::

"If you don't stop bragging I won't kiss you for a week," replied Harry as they got closer to the doors. ::Not that I really mean that...tehe.::

"You don't mean that..." ::No I don't...but you don't know that. Tehehe.::

"Oh yes I do."

"I think you don't."

"I'm pretty sure I do."

"Uh huh."

"You got it."

Draco pushed himself up against Harry's body quickly, slamming the raven-haired Gryffindor into the wall behind him. "Really," he purred as he seductively rubbed his own body against the other boy's. ::Gah I hate it when he does that. Actually, I don't. But that's ok.::

"Really, really," replied Harry slightly breathlessly. ::I have a bad feeling about this...::

"Hmm...well I'd better just remind you of what you'd be missing," stated Draco as he pressed his lips into Harry's, bringing them into a passion-filled kiss. ::Mmmm...what was I thinking before?::

Draco slipped his pale hand into Harry's robes and under his grey shirt to stroke his muscled stomach lightly, never hesitating in his kisses. ::Oh who cares?! This is fuuunnnn::

"HOLY SHITOKI MUSHROOMS!!!"

The two boys tried to fly apart at the shriek behind them, but seeing as Draco's hand was still up Harry's shirt all that ended up happening was the blond jumping backwards, bringing the Gryffindor flying at him, knocking them both to the ground. ::If this wasn't so embarrassing it'd be funny.::

Harry looked sheepishly up at a gaping Ron and smirking Hermione. "Hey you guys, what's up?" ::I'm so dead...::

"Nothing much Harry, just going down for a spot of breakfast. Have a good night last night, did you?" asked Hermione cheerfully. ::Yup, definitely dead. Hermione's sounding like Ron's mom. Number 5 sign that I'm dead.::

Draco and Harry blushed at her statement as they attempted to de-entangle themselves from one another. Ron gaped at them open, doing a very good replica of Draco's gold fish impression. "You...Malfoy...making out...good night?!" ::Tehehe he looks funny. The Weasel man is dying!! Wait, that's a bad thing isn't it. Well if he suffocates Hermione can give him mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.::

"You know Weasel Man, if you keep doing that you're going to die from lack of oxygen," commented Draco as he managed to slide out from under Harry and stand up, brushing off any dust that might have settled on his robes. ::He read my mind!! That is so cool, I wish I could do that...wait. I can. Never mind then.::

Ron sputtered angrily. "I am NOT a Weasel Man you ferret!" ::He may be a ferret...but he's a hot, sexy, adorable ferret.::

"I beg to differ. And I am not a ferret. I am a sex god. Get it right." ::Oooh cat fight!!::

"Yeah right you're a sex god. And I'm the king of England." ::But he IS a sex god!::

"Ah, but I am a sex god. Ask Harry." ::Hey don't pull me in to this!::

"Hey! Don't pull me in to this!"

"Harry. Please say that he's an ugly ferret and you have absolutely no idea why he thinks you would know if he was a sex god or not." ::Tehe.::

"Ok, he's an ugly ferret and I have absolutely no idea why he thinks I would know if he's a sex god or not. I didn't spend half the night confessing my love for him after drooling over him while dressing like a girl and then spent the OTHER half of the night having crazy mind-blowing sex with him and called him a sex god this morning." ::Shouldn't have pulled me in to this conversation.::

"GAH! BAD THOUGHTS!!!" screamed Ron as he clamped his hands to his head while Hermione giggled next to him.

Harry and Draco snickered, then locked arms. "Well, sorry to disappoint you Weasel Man, but the kinky sex kitten is no longer yours to hide away. He belongs to me, the sex god of Hogwarts. Muhahahahahahaha," cackled Draco as he pulled a still snickering Harry away.

Ron sputtered again. "I wasn't...we weren't...ew. That's just gross man."

Draco snorted. "Leave it to an un-sophisticated plebian like yourself to take a perfectly harmless comment like that and turn it into something perverted."

"But...it was perverted in the first place!!" shouted Ron, red faced. ::He does have a point there.::

"Oh, it was? I think that that was just you being your usual pervy self, Weasel Man. Now if you'll excuse us, the kinky sex kitten and myself have to be leaving now to get some nurturing food also known as cake before we head back to my room to have more mind-blowing sex. We'll see you around," stated Draco as he pulled Harry away from his friends again.

After they were out of earshot Harry looked over at Draco again. "How come Hermione was so calm?"

"Because she apparently was one of the people involved in getting us together last night. She's a sneaky little lady."

"Oh. Gotcha."

Suddenly the two lovers saw a very interesting sight. It seemed that Oliver Wood had come back for a little...visit to Hogwarts, and had met up with the other guest at the school, Amadea.

Harry cleared his throat loudly, making the two kissing lovers jump apart, blushing. "Hey Oliver. Didn't know you were stopping by," he commented nonchalantly. ::Buuuusssttteeeeddd::

Oliver blushed. "Heya Harry. Long time no see. Yeah, I came in last night kind of late. I saw this little lady," he gestured toward the blushing Italian, "and her friend give their little performance though. Very amusing, it's too bad we never actually used the Polyjuice Potion that we made in OUR seventh year class..." ::ok, one word: Huh?::

"Huh?"

Oliver raised his eyebrow. "Didn't you know? Amadea and Topaz were the ones who took the Polyjuice Potion and turned into you and that blond guy. ::Oh.::

"Oh. No, I didn't know."

Draco growled behind him, making Oliver and Harry jump. "This 'blond guy' has a name you know!"

Oliver smiled sheepishly. "Hehe...sorry Malfoy, didn't see you there. So Harry, is it true? Are you and blondie getting it on now or what?"

Draco blushed and Harry smirked. "Yup. It's true."

"Daaammmnnn. Didn't know you swung that way, Harry. Too bad you're not my type. I'm bi myself, so we could have had something going on a few years back. Oh well. I still got this babe," Oliver stated as he wrapped his arm around the pouting Amadea.

Draco rolled his eyes. "Hey do you guys know where my cousin is? She and I need to have a little talk..."

"She's in the Great Hall stuffing her face. I wasn't supposed to tell you that though, so please don't kill her," spoke up Amadea.

"Oh don't worry. I already knew that it was her anyway. Oh, by the way. You give good lapdances. Have you ever considered being a professional?" asked Draco innocently.

Draco and Harry ran the rest of the way to the Great Hall dodging curses from a very pissed off Italian.

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A/n: I know this chapter was kind of random, but it's really just a filler chapter. The real good stuff will come up in the last chapter. And yes, there will only be 2 more chapters in this fic. However, I'm hoping to put up a sequel that probably won't be ANYTHING like this fic, so please tell me what you think about this idea when you REVIEW. Wink wink nudge nudge. Hope you enjoyed this random little chapter and pretty please review so I feel special and loved!