This is written in the pov (point of view) of Navi the faerie from Zelda: Ocarina of Time. You all know Navi, the annoying little faerie, right? Well, I hope you like this!
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Hello and welcome. My name is Navi and I am a faerie. If you are a Ganon-follower, you may best know me as the annoying little glowing thing that flew around the dude in the green dress that tried to kick your butt. If you are anyone else, you may know me as the annoying little glowing thing that flew around the dude in the green dress. Anyway, this is my story.
You see, I never wanted to "help" that dumb kid in the green dress. Who is the dumb kid in the green dress you ask? Well, he was many names. In file one, he was called Link. In file two, he was called Joe. In file three, he was called Jessica. So I will call him Jessica because I like that name. Anyway, I loved to cause mischief in this place called the Kokiri Forest. This fat tree guy with a freaky moustache liked me for some reason and thought I was a really nice faerie. (Where'd he get that idea anyway?) He told me to go watch over Jessica. I thought this kid was really dumb, so I thought I'd have some fun with him. I flew to his house (After running into that dumb fence AGAIN) and the idiot was napping in the middle of the day. It looked like he was sleeping peacefully, so I stuck his hand in warm water. That's supposed to make him wet himself, but instead he just started having a nightmare. I'm thinking he was having a wet dream, but I don't know. Anyway, I got tired of watching him squirm, so I started flying around him to get him up. I dragged him out of his house and he talked to this freak with green hair. After he talked to her, he tried to go see the fat moustache tree dude, but there was this geek standing in the way. So, we had to get Jess a sword and shield.
I had to drag the idiot around the forest looking for forty whole rupees. I made him jump on stones across the lake in hopes he would fall and drown, and I tried to get him to walk across these bridges high up in the air, but the idiot was too afraid. So, we had to go around through the grass for rupees. I did manage to get him to go in this house and steal some rupees from in there, though. So then we bought him a shield. He also bought some gum with a couple extra rupees he found, but he choked on that and got his first game over.
Then we went to this garden-like place where he tried to learn to Z-target. There were two rocks next to each other and he Z-targeted one. Then he tried to un-Z-target, but he ended up Z-targetting the other one. He kept trying to un-Z-target, but he got so dizzy from Z-targetting that he spontaneously combusted and got his second game over.
I then had to push his fat butt through this hole in the wall of the garden to this place with a big boulder. He ran around behind the boulder for a while, having fun. Then he got hit and died for his third game over. So then he decided to go up to the chest in the back to see if he could get more gum, but he found a sword instead. He wanted gum though so he tried to chew the grass. The grass had a blue rupee in it so he choked on it and died again. On the way out he got a few more game overs from the Z-targetting again.
We went to this house with these triplet guys. They were really smart. They started explaining things to Jessica, and Jessica was too stupid to comprehend it all, so he blew up and got another game over. He went outside and tried to practice with his sword, but he ended up trying to fight a wall, so his sword bounced back at him and he got another game over.
Jessica was a total idiot. He was afraid of everything and all he wanted was some gum. So he got a few more game overs from trying to use random objects as gum, and then we went over to the guy in front of the path to the tree dude. The guy blocking the path was astounded that such an idiot could find those things, but then again, the guy in the path was too frail and geeky to weild them himself. So he let Jess and I go on. On the way there we came upon a couple plant-like creatures. One jumped out at him and ate him for another game over. Then he killed another one that was standing straight up, but when he cut it the plant became a big stick, and it fell on Jessica's head, so he got another game over. After a couple more game overs we finally got to the tree dude.
The tree dude told us, "I haveth beeneth curse-ed, thou musteth killeth the curse-edeth thing inside-eth me." Then he ate us.
Total game overs so far for Jessica: 14
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Hello and welcome. My name is Navi and I am a faerie. If you are a Ganon-follower, you may best know me as the annoying little glowing thing that flew around the dude in the green dress that tried to kick your butt. If you are anyone else, you may know me as the annoying little glowing thing that flew around the dude in the green dress. Anyway, this is my story.
You see, I never wanted to "help" that dumb kid in the green dress. Who is the dumb kid in the green dress you ask? Well, he was many names. In file one, he was called Link. In file two, he was called Joe. In file three, he was called Jessica. So I will call him Jessica because I like that name. Anyway, I loved to cause mischief in this place called the Kokiri Forest. This fat tree guy with a freaky moustache liked me for some reason and thought I was a really nice faerie. (Where'd he get that idea anyway?) He told me to go watch over Jessica. I thought this kid was really dumb, so I thought I'd have some fun with him. I flew to his house (After running into that dumb fence AGAIN) and the idiot was napping in the middle of the day. It looked like he was sleeping peacefully, so I stuck his hand in warm water. That's supposed to make him wet himself, but instead he just started having a nightmare. I'm thinking he was having a wet dream, but I don't know. Anyway, I got tired of watching him squirm, so I started flying around him to get him up. I dragged him out of his house and he talked to this freak with green hair. After he talked to her, he tried to go see the fat moustache tree dude, but there was this geek standing in the way. So, we had to get Jess a sword and shield.
I had to drag the idiot around the forest looking for forty whole rupees. I made him jump on stones across the lake in hopes he would fall and drown, and I tried to get him to walk across these bridges high up in the air, but the idiot was too afraid. So, we had to go around through the grass for rupees. I did manage to get him to go in this house and steal some rupees from in there, though. So then we bought him a shield. He also bought some gum with a couple extra rupees he found, but he choked on that and got his first game over.
Then we went to this garden-like place where he tried to learn to Z-target. There were two rocks next to each other and he Z-targeted one. Then he tried to un-Z-target, but he ended up Z-targetting the other one. He kept trying to un-Z-target, but he got so dizzy from Z-targetting that he spontaneously combusted and got his second game over.
I then had to push his fat butt through this hole in the wall of the garden to this place with a big boulder. He ran around behind the boulder for a while, having fun. Then he got hit and died for his third game over. So then he decided to go up to the chest in the back to see if he could get more gum, but he found a sword instead. He wanted gum though so he tried to chew the grass. The grass had a blue rupee in it so he choked on it and died again. On the way out he got a few more game overs from the Z-targetting again.
We went to this house with these triplet guys. They were really smart. They started explaining things to Jessica, and Jessica was too stupid to comprehend it all, so he blew up and got another game over. He went outside and tried to practice with his sword, but he ended up trying to fight a wall, so his sword bounced back at him and he got another game over.
Jessica was a total idiot. He was afraid of everything and all he wanted was some gum. So he got a few more game overs from trying to use random objects as gum, and then we went over to the guy in front of the path to the tree dude. The guy blocking the path was astounded that such an idiot could find those things, but then again, the guy in the path was too frail and geeky to weild them himself. So he let Jess and I go on. On the way there we came upon a couple plant-like creatures. One jumped out at him and ate him for another game over. Then he killed another one that was standing straight up, but when he cut it the plant became a big stick, and it fell on Jessica's head, so he got another game over. After a couple more game overs we finally got to the tree dude.
The tree dude told us, "I haveth beeneth curse-ed, thou musteth killeth the curse-edeth thing inside-eth me." Then he ate us.
Total game overs so far for Jessica: 14