A/N: This is a quick little fic inspired by watching Seymour's wedding with Yuna. It was originally created when me and my friend were watching this part, and I started yelling "Fall! Fall! Fall!" about the whole time. Then Jenny(my friend) started "Trip and fall! Trip and fall! Trip and fall!" Heh, that's were I got this idea for this wonderfully demented fanfic... Thank you Jenny, for pointing out that we really don't have anything better to do with our lives. Continuing with this messed up fic entrance... Ahem, (in deep narrator voice:)read this humor crap! Foreth I, the writer and her friend who would so like to see this happen in the game, command it! On with the Fic!(fic echos)

"Don't worry," Yuna said as she walked closer to the edge. She looked over to Tidus and Rikku, along with all of her other guardians. "I can..." she took another step back, but. There was a rock that Yuna didn't see earlier... so well... she kinda stubbed her heel on it. Not noticing it at first, Yuna put her arms up to her chest. "Fl-!" she was cut off as her heel broke from the rock, sending her flying backwards. She, well... screamed... loud-like. Tidus ran over to where she fell.

"YUNA!" he screamed. Looking over the edge, he noticed that she was frantically flapping her arms up and down, like an anime character's. She was able to grasp onto one of the statues of a long dead summoner. Her eyes were puffy and red, and her dress had a little yellow stain.

"TIDUS!" she screeched in her, loud-like voice. "HELP ME!" Tidus blinked a few times in wonder, and shrugged.

"How am I supposed to get down there?" he asked. She shrugged back.

"May I suggest dinner?" Seymour said. Tidus jumped, nearly falling off the edge with Yuna. He stared wide-eyed at the maester.

"Hell. NO!" he screamed, blushing hotly. Seymour quirked an eyebrow.

"Who was that?" a voice said.

"Oh, no one in particular... hold on a second." there was some slight grumbling. "Tidus, I'm on the phone, shoo..." he made a shooing gesture. Tidus blushed with embarrassment.

"How?!" the maester raised an index finger and pushed him off the edge, he was able to grab onto the statue adjacent to Yuna's.

"What?!" she asked in amazement. "How'd you get down here?!" he pointed up an pouted.

"That big meanie, Seymour pushed me..." he sulked. Yuna frowned.

"...why?..."

"'Cause I interrupted his conversation on the phone..." he sniffled.

"With whom was he talking to?" she said through her scowl. Tidus shrugged. And looked up.

"SEYMOUR!" Seymour's head poked over, a phone in his ear.

"Yes?" he asked, rather pissed.

"WHO YA' TALKIN' TO?" he frowned.

"First off, you don't have to yell. We're only five feet away from each other..." Tidus blushed lightly. "Second off, my new girlfriend, Jennifer." Yuna's eyes went wide with disbelief.

"WHAT?!" she shouted as she jumped back up so that she was eye level with him. "You were going to marry me when you already had a girlfriend?!" Seymour shook his head.

"No. The writer of this fanfic introduced us as you fell of the deep end." he smiled. She frowned. A loud, maniacal laugh echoed throughout Bevelle.

"Yes, I did!" it said. Then it stopped. "Review this, or I will get angry and charge my army of Sephiroth clones upon you!" More maniacal laughter.

"........Seph......iroth.....must.....go..... reunion....." an anonymous voice said.

"Shut up number, 13! Oh, yeah... we'll be leaving now... bye!" there was silence, then somebody coughed.

"... who's Sephiroth?" Wakka whispered into Lulu's ear. She shrugged. For lack of anything to do, Seymour walked closer to Yuna and pushed her. She met the ground with a splat.

"Seymour!" Tidus yelled. "She was going to defeat Sin!" Seymour shrugged.

"Oh, well..." he continued to talk onto the phone. Everyone looked very confused, Seymour put a hand over the receiver of the phone. "You know..." he said. "If you get there quick, you could use a Phenoix down." All of the people, plus the Yevonites, ran down to Yuna. "Now," he said as he put the phone back up to his ear. "Where were we?"

End

A/N: Muahahaha! Too bad, Cloud didn't die yet... (sighs in defeat) he just has too hard a head! Oh, If you didn't know... Cloud and Sephiroth are basically the main character's of Final Fantasy VII( and Sephiroth's clones have number's instead of names), which is the absolute best game in the world. No offense to you Tens and stuff... currently I'm stuck on killing Lady Yunaleska, she keeps on using mega-death, and I die on her third an final form. She only had like... what... about three thousand HP left and most of my characters are in overdrive mode! I mean, it's so unfair! Oh right, there is a disclaimer.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything corresponded with the Final Fantasy series. Except copies of the Final Fantasy games and cheat-books, 'cause, their all hard-like. Squaresoft or Square Enix... or... GODS! Now I'm confused! Well, I think their the same thing... so one of 'em owns the Final Fantasy series... I hope they don't come and kill me saying stuff like 'We're Squaresoft,' or 'We're Square Enix.' Damn, I'm so cunfused-ed.