A/N: )gulp( I am very afraid now... but then again, she has now joined me in the Sephy lovers club. )Shakes head( Jen needs to make up her mind... )eyes dart( Ooookay, a little more than you needed to know. Anyhoo, we are now onto the torturings of Wakka. Heh, I'm starting to like this. It's set in the Blitzball stadium in Luca. It's tournament time and yada-yada-yada, the point in time in which Yuna was kidnapped. Okay, you should all know what's going on.
Wakka floated in the stadium. One goal was all they needed, one goal in order to move onto the next round. Just one. He lifted himself up as the ball came towards him. 'That ball looks very strange...' he thought.
"Uh, oh, folks." the anouncer stated. "It looks like the Besaid Aurochs aren't going to be going on to the finals!" Wakka blinked. His eye twitched. Putting his hands out for the ball, he noticed that it had spikes on it.
The ball hit him in the face, making him bleed. He started to float up a little, but prepared himself as an onslaught of real blitzballs and spiked one flew towards him.
"It seems that somethings wrong with Captain Wakka, folks!" the announcer cried.
"Take this!" a voice cried from beside the stadium. "And this! And more of that... But mostly this!"
"..." there was total silence, until the voice spoke up.
"What? The readers want him to be tortured..."
"..."
"You all suck, I'm going to go annoy someone. I don't know how Squaresoft can make such crap crowds!" silence... Wakka continued to float up to the top of the fish bowl-like thing.
A/N: Yeah, I know. It was the only thing I could think of. And, I'm kind of thinking on who to torture next... )shrugs( I don't know, you (the reader) have to tell me...