A/N: Wow, I haven't worked on this fic in a while... actually... I have worked on a lot of fics recently... but... yeah. Let's go with that. And after some contemplating, I've decided to torment Lulu. Why? Go ask someone who knows me better than me. Anyhoo... this is placed in the part of the game when you're stranded in the desert. And... well... just read...
Lulu, Wakka, and Auron readied their weapons as they ran into a Quactar. Well, not ran in, but you get the picture. They were about to let Lulu use her fury limit when the Quactar noticed the doll in which Lulu was carrying.
Quickly, the fiend grew infuriated. And attack Lulu with an 100,000,000 needles attack. Lulu fell limp to the ground, twitching, as the quactar ran away. Auron used a mega-phoenix, since Tidus was stupid enough to attack himself instead of the Quactar. But Lulu and Tidus made no movement. Auron blinked, and then looked at the bottle he was holding.
It clearly stated: 'This is a dud. This is a DUD!' With his eye twitching, he threw it into on of the sand dunes and started poking Lulu's cheek. When, all of a sudden, her Quactar doll got up and sat on her neck. And then it ravegly attacked the side of her face. Auron carefully pulled the doll off of Lulu and used a phoenix down on her. She sat up suddenly and felt her cheeks.
"MY FACE!" she cried. "MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!" she pulled the doll out of Auron's had and started to pull the stuffing out of it. She looked up to find the old warrior staring at her. Of course, she had some wtuffing in her mouth. "Its happened before." he nodded as she continued to attack her doll.
A/N: Well, that wasn't what I originally planned... )eyes dart( oh, well. Also this is dedicated to OverlyObsessive240. Otherwise known as Jen.
Disclaimer: No I don't. Because if I owned FF X it would only be Sephiroth, Vincent, and sweet Cloud bashings.
