A TRITE OR OFTEN OVERUSED EXPRESSION

Author's Note: PLEASE DON'T CUT ME!!

The Digidestined were strangely not concerned with the whole thing that they had seen on TV. In fact, within several minutes most of them had either forgotten, or lost interest in saving the digital world. I mean, hey, there's a new digidestined, and the enemy was always so cliché and just like the last one, but either more evil or more ugly. How could this one be any different?

After several long hours of debating. Whether they should go or not, what they would do when they got there, and what their main motive was, they finally decided to go to the mall.

I don't know if there are Mall's in Japan. After all, the only thing I know about the culture of Japan is what I see in Animes, video games, and what my Japanese teacher tells me. But anyways… they went to the mall.

After that they broke up.

Calm down Taiora fans! I didn't mean it like that! They simply separated, went their own ways. No no! Not like that! ...oh I give up. You're all helpless.

Like all good horror stories, they all split up. Mimi went to clothing, and dragged Sora along because she needed to be more "girlish" and Matt and Tai left for the sports and music sections respectively. They walked with each other so they could argue along the way.

TK and Kari left to go do stuff, leaving Joe and Izzy alone…. In the darkness… in plain daylight.

"So Izzy… I suppose you wanna go look at computer stuff?" Joe asked, trying to break the ice.
"So uhm…. How about we look at the doctor… stuff?" They had been like this ever since they broke up….

"I'm sorry Joe… we just can't go on. It's just complicated…"

"But soon I'll be going to med school, and I can support us!" Joe replied to his sweetheart.

"Well you see Joe… honey… it's that… I've been seeing someone else…"

"Who?!" Exclaimed Joe.

"Izzy." Replied Mimi, in a dream like state.
"Does he know?!" exclaimed Joe, again.

"Of course not!" Replied Mimi, again.

Ever since Mimi started hitting on Izzy, and ignoring Joe, things had been awkward between the two of them. Izzy of course tried his hardest to ignore Mimi, and pretend he didn't notice anything, and Joe wrote frequent hate letters to Izzy, expressing his intense desire that Izzy be hit by a car, or the next monster attack (Why does Japan get all the monster attacks anyway?).

"Don't be stupid Izzy, there is no 'Doctor Store'!" Joe smirked (can that be used in this case?).

"No, you don't be stupid!" Remarked Izzy.

"No, you don't!" Joe replied.

"No, you!" Izzy replied maturely.

"You!" Joe said.

"You!"

"You!"

"Hey!" came a voice from which both of them cringed. It was the highly annoying, high pitched voice of… Navi.

"What the freakin' heck are you doing here?!" exclaimed Izzy, trying desperately to remain calm as the blue speck flew around the both of them.

"Just don't make eye contact with her, she'll go away." Joe replied, although his knees were shaking and sweat was rolling down his forehead.

"I don't want to look at hair gel!" shouted Matt.

"Well I don't want to look at hair sized floor wax!!" Tai exclaimed.

"Well what else is going to make my hair shine?"

"You don't need anything else! They already turned down your driver's license because you were blinding everyone!" Tai remarked.

"Why am I even hanging out with you anyway?" Matt said, attempting to look cool, while nearby a security camera burst into flames as it rotated and pointed at Matt.

"Gosh you're such a jerk Tai!" Matt said, and then thrust his fist into Tai's face, thoroughly denting Tai's hair.

From across the area of the mall, Sora and Mimi stared in horror as Matt and Tai beat the living daylights out of each other. A few people stopped to watch, while a store owner advertised popcorn.

After about an hour of absolute clobbering, a policeman approached the crowd and broke them up. He used his 1337 skillz to stop Tai and Matt.

"Halt!" he said. And immediately they forgot their bitter hatred for each other.
"Yo man it's okay." Said Matt.
"Hey, you're pretty good at that fighting stuff. We should go workout or something." Replied Tai, while wiping the blood off his face.

"OMG!one!! I thought Matt was gonna kill you!!" Sora said, and rushed over to Tai, where they made out for several hours, because in order to keep this PG I have to say make out, but I'm sure that's not what all those other fan-fics mean, they just want you to keep reading and see their horribly cliché ending where Sora and Tai have a fancy western wedding, and buy a 100 year old Victorian house in the back woods country of Japan!

Right…

So seeing this, Mimi and Matt left the two lovers to their whatever and set off to see what happened to the rest of the Digidestined that I left out of the story.

ah je do…

So TK and Kari were doing stuff in a little corner of the Mall. Right, let's check up on them.

So the two of them were just sitting there, quite comfortable under a push phone. If you don't know what a push phone is, then you probably won't get what a bush phone is.

They were sitting across from each other, in public, and in plain daylight in the darkness. TK was pushing some buttons on a thing, and Kari was doing likewise.

"Ha! My Lv. 5 Venusaur beat your Lv. 255 Charizard!" TK exclaimed.

"But are you ready for my… Level. 37 Puke'nchew?!" Kari said, adding a little chuckle to herself and noting the joke that the author just made that most adults these days wouldn't get. Unless they hated Pokemon.

Suddenly, completely out of the blue, my Japanese teacher appeared. "Konnichiwa!! Genki desu ka!?" she shouted into the ears of the comfortable, snug, pokemon playing "couple".

TK and Kari stared in horror. They had no clue how to respond.

"Kari… do you know Japanese?" TK asked Kari, as I'm sure you could've guessed.

"Not a word. Except random ones like baka, kawai, harisen."

At this my Japanese teacher became very upset, for if you knew what those words were (and since you're reading a fan-fic about a Japanese cartoon, I'm sure you do), you would know why.

My Japanese teacher then grabbed the phone book, and pretended to smash in poor Kari's head, but didn't really, and then left the mall muttering to herself in Japanese.

Far in another corner of the Japanese Mall thing, Izzy and Joe combated the supreme evil blue ball. But that's another part of the story I'm going to save for later.

Far in another corner of the Mall of Japan, Tai and Sora made out. Moving on.

Far in another corner of this apparently huge Japanese Mall, Mimi and Matt walked and talked, and did nothing that could possibly suggest a couple arising. Seriously, they just talked about life!
"So then I said, you know what Tai? You're not a very kind person. And then he went all nuts on me!" said Matt as they walked and talked about life.

"Yes, Tai can be like that sometimes. I remember this one time when I was at home, my kitty was drinking some milk and I said, 'don't you get sick!' and my kitty said 'meow' and continued drinking its milk, and then I went to go get dressed and have some American breakfast food, which I ate with a fork, and then when I went back to the pantry there was kitty barf all over the place! I tell you… er…. What were we talking about?" Mimi inquired as the walked and talked about life.

"Uh… Tai." Replied Matt, fearing that he would startle up another outburst from her as they walked and talked about life.

"Oh yes, Tai. I remember this one time when Sora told me that her mom told her that her grandmother told her that her sister told her that my mom told her that I told her that Tai was a bad person. But she didn't believe me." Mimi said, as they walked and talked about life.

Then Matt turned to Mimi and started to say something that would've changed the entire path of the Digidestined's lives. New Romances formed, new members joined, new careers, events that would've placed Cody as Prime Minister, and Izzy as Chief of Technology.

Events that would've sculpted world peace, a one world government, new fashion trends, the end of starvation, and an age of technology, knowledge, and wonder, all from what Matt would've said…

…If it weren't for the unfortunate asteroid that plummeted through the roof and reduced the mall to splinters. Those that weren't crushed were either slowly roasted alive, or slowly baked by radiation.

The burnt and shriveled hands of Kari were poised on the "A" button on the Gameboy in her hands, and Matt's mouth was frozen open as he formed the first syllable of what he was about to say.

Izzy and Joe's bodies were not found, but it was discovered why, for they had swung a golf club at a sphere of blue lightning.

Davis's hands were found gripped around a wooden statue of a monkey. But he wasn't part of this story therefore I will not elaborate on why he was stealing a wooden statue of a monkey, and why he had a golden duck in his pants pocket (that is… if the Japanese really do wear pants).

Tai and Sora's bodies were found with their lips locked. Yeah. At least, the investigators thought it was Tai and Sora; the burned and deformed bodies were difficult to make out.

And this, my sad, angry readers, is the end. Fortunately.