A Little Reunion Continued and Another Little Reunion
Libby froze, hoping like heck that her presence wouldn't alter the plot.
"Father. Ugly... I mean Commodore." Elizabeth stepped between the armed men and Jack. "Do you really intend to blow his head off?"
Libby stared.
"Yeah, and I got a lawyer," Jack added, peeping out from behind Elizabeth.
"Well too bad 'cos I bribed the judge," Norrington said smugly.
The Governor scowled. "So that's how you got away with stealing my stash..."
"Father!" Elizabeth gasped.
"I mean, er, cash. Ahem. Now as for this pirate –"
"He saved both our lives," Libby put in.
"She's got a point there," Jack said hopefully.
"Children should be seen and not heard. Arguing is not a good thing, you naughty little girl who runs around in knickers and men's wear," Norrington seethed.
"I am not a little girl!" Libby flared, drawing herself to her full height. "I'm thirteen. I am turning fourteen, like, in a few months."
Looking worried, Elizabeth walked past Libby casually to contemplate whether she'd actually grown or not.
"Well I believe thanks are in order," Norry said, sticking his hand out for Jack to shake and then hopefully have a look at his wrist and steal his watch.
"What's the point? You already know he's a pirate," Libby said.
The was a silence, if you ignored the snickers and "Bummed!" aimed at the ugly commodore.
"I knew it!" Norrington shouted, glaring at Libby and looking at Jack's gold watch sadly.
"Forgive this idiot and shoot that pirate," The governor told his men.
Jack grabbed Libby, because Elizabeth had walked just out of reach.
"I change my mind," The Gov said hastily.
"It's Elizabeth, isn't it?" Jack smirked.
"No, Libby is actually short for Olivia," Libby smiled.
"Let go of her you pedophile," Elizabeth shrieked.
"Oh fine," Jack rolled his eyes as he let go of Libby, who made a mental note to get Elizabeth. "Just remember that this is the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"
And he did lots of clever tricks and ran off. The Governor let out a huff of disgust, Norrington looked furious as he ran after the pirate. Elizabeth gasped and Libby stood there, gawking and feeling a sense of yayness.
Jack turned his signals on right, and went left instead. The men were fooled and ran off and Jack ran into the forge.
Then he saw a donkey. Only he left it alone because nobody had handcuffed him.
There was nothing else to do here except steal some swords.
Feeling extremely bored he rode on the donkey for a bit until the door creaked open.
Jack hid under the donkey and watched warily. It wasn't the blacksmith.
"I know you're here," the new person called. She tiptoed in and peered around. Complete with disgusting smells, the place was pretty outrageous.
Now where had Jack hid in the movie?
Suddenly she smelt something distinctly like donkey pee. There was lots of cussing and Jack stood up.
"Bloody animal," Jack wiped his brow. "What are you looking at?"
"Nothing," Libby blushed.
Jack grabbed a sword. Then he remembered that this guy was actually a girl (better than a eunuch, anyway) and thought better of it.
"So," Jack said.
"Yeah," Libby said.
Then the door opened again and Will came in.
"Not where I left you," he said to the donkey. Then he noticed the two of them.
"Who are you?"
"ORLANDO BLOOM!" Libby shrieked. Oh her God, Oh her God. Really and truly at last.
Will scratched his head, puzzled. "Alrighty then, Orlando. Then who are you?"
Jack tried to look as dignified as he possibly could squeezing yellow stuff from his dreads.
"I am a pirate."
This caused Will to have a hissy fit and they started a cat fight.
Libby just looked on, not knowing which gorgeous fencer to cheer for.
Then Norry's men came banging on the door, ever so pissed at being led off in another direction by Jack.
"You're under arrest for the misuse of traffic signals!" Norry yelled.
The ugly fat guy who had been asleep got up.
Libby fainted from his stench, and only heard a dim clunk as what she recognized Jack being whacked over the head before she slipped once again into unconsciousness.