Avast me mates! Yeah I know it's been quite a while.
Dedicate this chapter to the wonderful game of Charades!
Disclaimer still applies (...dammit)
Sailing, Sailing
Shortly afterwards they managed to sneak onto the big ship.
"Well, Love. And The Willy," Jack smirked. "Here we are."
"Aye aye, Captain," Libby said happily.
"My name is not The Willy. And stop calling him Love, it's making the rest of us sick." Will scowled.
"For bloody sake, I'm a girl!" Libby said crossly. This guy was nowhere near as nice as the movie had portrayed. (And my dear readers, don't throw tomatoes at me.)
"But you said your name was Orlando Bloom – "
"Forget what I said before! It's LIBBY. My name is LIBBY. Got it?"
"Stop arguing you idiots," Jack said politely.
"I am not an idiot, Jack." Will seethed. "You knew my father." (Award goes to him for Most Random Statement of the Year).
"Yeah, he was a pirate," Jack smiled, seeing how much he could wind him up.
Will went redder than a Coca Cola bottle cap. "My pa was not a pirate!"
Jack looked at him scornfully. "Yes he was."
"No he wasn't!!!"
"He was!" Libby chimed in.
Both Jack and Will stared at her.
"How'd you know?" They both demanded.
"I'm psychic. Your dad was Bootstrap Bill."
"Told you so!" Jack said smugly.
"Oh shut up the both of you," Will began to sulk. "Ganging up on me you bloody bullies…"
Jack turned around and began to twiddle with the wheel. Libby knew what was coming and ducked.
Suddenly the boom swung around, catching Will and he dangled over the churning waters.
"Hey!!"
"Take that back," Jack said mildly.
"I take that back!"
"Say 'Jack is not a bloody bully.'"
"Jack is not a bloody bully! Jack is not a bloody bully!"
"And neither is the Runty One."
"And neither – SQUAWK."
Will tossed the random parrot into the water ("Runty One! Runty One!") and glowered at the pirate.
"I hate you two!" He shouted.
Libby felt really bad now. Jack, however, smiled, gave a wobbly bow and proceeded to sail to Tortuga.
Short, I know. Hope this speeds up the process of updating. :P
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