DISCLAIMER: If you like deceiving yourself into thinking that I am JK Rowling you can... Unfortunately, I am not. I am just a stupid person "borrowing" her characters... I don't own it/them!! By the way, the pink fluffy bunny thing is inspired by Rowling's canary creams...

James and Sirius were soon joined by Remus and Peter.

Remus: "Where'd you go?"

James: "Dinner..."

Peter: "Like we should have!"

Remus: "We're here now..."

Sirius: "Let's eat..."

The Great Hall was about half filled with half the Slytherin table vanished... or so it appeared. The Great Hall soon erupted with laughter as they realized that the Slytherins were really pink, fluffy bunnies.

Remus: "...you?" James and Sirius smirked and nodded slightly.

Remus: "Impressive..."

James: "Easy spell really... We'll discuss it later..."

Peter: "I am very glad you are my friends!"

Sirius: "That's your motivation for being our friend? At least you're being good for the wrong reason..."

Peter felt uneasy, if they knew that he was thinking of spying... but he reminded himself that it would be just as bad with the Dark Lord mad at him...

James was ignoring the Great Hall except for a certain green-eyed redhead who was sitting at the other end of the Gryffindor table. He vaguely heard Sirius talking in the background, but was unable to hear very many words... (a/n: the following is what James heard, it isn't supposed to make much sense...)

Sirius: "Ja... vans... ign... aga... nder... e... ame... in... ere..." James was brought out of his reverent admiration of Lily by being almost thrown onto the floor.

James: "Wha?"

Sirius: "I said your name fourteen times, I threw twelve food items at you eight of which got caught in your hair, and then I said Lily Evans nine times... Remus finally almost pushed you onto the floor..."

Remus: "His idea!"

James: "Bickering best friends..."

Sirius: "Back to what I saw saying before Miss Veela-Wanna-be walked in... Did you see the Slytherin table?"

James: "What about it...?"

Remus: "Hospital wing?"

Sirius: "Good idea..."

James: "Seriously... what happened?"

Remus: "James. Potter. They. Turned. Into. Pink. Fluffy. Bunnies."

James: "How'd that happen?" Sirius knelt on the floor, clasping his hands as if praying.

Sirius: "Dear God, if you feel like listening to me just this one: Please grant James some sanity and a better memory..."

James: "Thanks..."

Remus: "Seriously... James, what should we turn them into next?"

Sirius: "Gorillas... no, they're already that..."

James: "We did this?"

Sirius: "James Potter. Stop it."

James: "Yes, Daddy..."

Sirius: "No. Big Brother..."

James: "Big Brother?"

Sirius: "ARE YOU ON CRACK?"

James: "No..."

Sirius: "Good, I thought you'd share if you were..."

Remus: "As a prefect as demand that you snap out of your... altered... state immediately."

James: "Can I call iyou/i Daddy?"

Remus: "No."

James: "Spoilsport."

Sirius: "Moony? Hospital wing?"

Remus: "We better..."

James: "We're going on a FIELD TRIP?"

Remus: "Of a sort..."

James: "I'm so excited! Where are we going... Daddy?"

Sirius: "Surprise, come on..."

James: "I love surprises!" Remus and Sirius exchanged looks. They were definitely used to a more mature James than this one. They took him to Madam Pomfry, who immediately diagnosed the problem.

Madam Pomfry: "Mind boggling potion... Mixed with his dinner I suppose... very advanced potion... Usually effects appear when drinker has experienced trauma, or something that links his mind to a past trauma... anything you can think of?"

Sirius: "He was the only one crazy enough to eat that burnt fish stuff..."

Remus: "He saw Lily Evans, they had a row earlier today..."

Sirius: "He has an inner struggle about her. He wants to be perfect like she wants him to be, but he doesn't want to change for her... rather disgusted with himself either way..."

Madam Pomfry: "Poor dear... I'll have him fixed up my morning..."

James: "Are we going to have a sleep over?"

Madam Pomfry: "No, dear, but you're going to sleep here special with me. I've got some good potion for you drink... very yummy."

James: "Can I have some? Please?" Remus and Sirius left, very relieved to leave James, knowing that he would be better. Unfortunately, the two Gryffindors were met by (as is inevitable in this situation) Severus Snape...

Snape: "Potter enjoying his... 'mind boggled'ness?"

Sirius: "did you just say what I think you said?"

Snape: "Me? Say something...?"

Remus and Sirius both hit him with spells, and left him lying outside the hospital wing...

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(A/n: sorry, I need a new chapter, this one will be too crazy if I don't start a new one)