Disclaimer: I do not own Scrubs and also do not know JD's middle name (you'll find out later)
(JD walks into a hospital room where a very beautiful 18 year old girl named Danielle is laying, looking at her poster of Hal Sparks her wonderful friend Chrissy brought her)
JD – Hello my name is John Dorian, JD for short and I am the chief resident of this here Sacred Heart hospital!
Elliot (poking her head in the room) – Co-chief!
JD – Yah. Anyway, if you need anything at all, don't hesitate to let Dr. Cox know!
Danielle – Well, can I call for you? You handsome little devil you!
JD – Miss Danielle! I cannot have relationships with my patients! It is strictly forbidden!
Danielle – Doesn't that make it all the worthwhile?
JD – Well, I...(Daydreaming about him and Danielle feeding each other strawberries) I mean, no!
Danielle – Well if you change your mind, I'm right here, in room 356 (she says in a sultry Samantha Jones accent)
JD – Okay (makes confused faces for awhile)
Danielle – Fine. Sure. Whatever. Well I just got a TV in here, and Scrubs is starting in two minutes, do you wanna watch with me?
JD – What's "Scrubs"?
Danielle – Come watch! (Starts humming theme song, "Superman")
(Cut to them 10 minutes later ferociously making-out)
Dr. Cox staring at them – John Malcolm Dorian! I am ashamed! And slightly impressed! But mostly ashamed. You absolutely cannot have feelings and/or relationships with your patients!
Danielle – That's what he said (pointing to JD)
JD – We weren't um, well, yah we were!
Danielle – Well, I need my beauty sleep, well actually, I have plenty of beauty, but I need to sleep! Get out of here, both of you!