Hi, people! This is a co-written fiction between my self and a friend who
is not connected to the Internet yet. I hope you enjoy this, we've never
written fan fiction before, so hopefully it won't stink too terribly bad.
Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: We own nothing! Please don't sue us. We've never seen a story
like this before so we didn't copy. Harry Potter and co. belongs to JK
Rowling. "Who's Line is it Anyway" belongs to whoever owns it.
On a nice, warm summer day, we join Harry Potter and the Weasleys at the Burrow. They had decided to rescue him from the Dursleys for the remainder of the summer, however this year, they may not head back to Hogwarts!
"Wanna play Quidditch?" asks Ron.
"Sure, how many will it be?" answered Harry.
"Oh, just us, Fred, and George."
"Two on two, ok, but what about Hermione and Ginny?"
"Mione not that good and besides Fred and George planned..."
"Uh-oh"
"They want us to help them."
So, Harry descended toward a hidden field with his Firebolt to play Quidditch wondering what the twins were scheming. He mounted his broom and kicked off. When they were completely out of sight Fred and George told them about their next prank on Professor Snape a.k.a. the "J. A." (AN: Take a guess)
"We've put up with him for too long..." started Fred.
"And we need to seek our revenge." finished George.
"We're going to fill a balloon with a special potion."
"It will shrink his head and turn him into any character we choose."
"So, we decided to make him look like Drew Carey."
"How are you going to get to his house?" asked Ron.
"Well the Floo Network of course." answered Fred.
Well that night when everyone was asleep and Fred, George, Ron, and Harry (Ron and Harry were keeping guard ) went to pull the prank but the effect went wrong. Instead of getting fat, his head shrinking, and wearing glasses, he started getting a little taller and all of his greasy hair fell out. He looked a little like Colin Mochrie.
"Boy, we sure got him good." they both said.
"I can't wait to see him at school looking like this," said Ron.
"The best thing about this is, there isn't an antidote." Fred said, looking like Christmas had come early.
They all went to bed knowing the worst teacher at Hogwarts, was in for a surprise in the morning.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Snape woke up the next morning as usual, but when he looked in the mirror, he realized there was no hair blocking his hideous face, thus the mirror cracked. He let out a cry that would curl your hair.
"My God, I'm hideous! (AN: you just figured that out! Brownies for whoever figures out who says this!) Well maybe the women will think bald people are sexy, I mean it's better than the Michael Jackson look I had, but still! Oh, wait till I get my hands on whoever did this. Ah well, I guess Potter can take the rap."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Fred and George had bewitched a camcorder, so all four of the pranksters had seen Snape's reaction, laughed when the mirror cracked, and ran away when he tried to do the moonwalk. They couldn't even de-gnome the garden because they kept cracking up.
That had been the best summer any of them could remember, but it wasn't over yet. About the time they should have been receiving their Hogwarts letters, they got letters from a company named ABC. They were starting a new season of a well known show, and looking for cast...
Dear Mr. Potter:
We congratulate you on being eligible to become a cast member on the popular show 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' We have selected a number of witches and wizards, since we all know you exist. ("Dammit" said Harry) We regret to inform you that unlike you usually would under such circumstances, you will not be interims for the former cast. Colin Mochrie was killed in an accident involving a bottle of bewitched Rogaine. Ryan Stiles tripped over a person stunned by his shoes, hit his head on a low flying aircraft and has lost all his memory. He is however attending group therapy with Gilderory Lockhart. Drew Carey, went on a vacation with unlimited buffet. We never found him. Wayne Brady and the others quit. We would be happy if you would take this position.
Sincerely,
Greg Helms
Head of ABC (AN: not really)
Just then Mr. Weasley came into the kitchen, looking exhausted.
"I've dealt with regurgitating toilets, but never bewitched Rogaine."
Ron and Hermione came down from their make-out session, I mean "talk" looking thoroughly excited.
"I can't believe we're going to be on TV and still be able to have lessons." said Hermione.
"Too bad what happened to Colin, he was good." said Ron.
"Where did you watch Whose Line?" Harry asked Ron.
"Most of those guys are wizards so it's on the WWN."
"Ahh."
"Do you two know who else is on this?" Hermione cut in.
"Professor Snape and Draco Malfoy." Mr. Weasley answered.
"Why that little git," Ron muttered, "where ever we go, he's gonna be right there isn't he?"
"I'm afraid so boys." Mr. Weasley answered.
"That's bullshit" Ron and Harry yelled together.
"Snape doesn't have a comical bone in his body." cried Hermione while Ron and Harry share wide-eyed looks as they recall the prank.
"Maybe they'll let us use him for spell practice." Harry said hopefully.
They all knew that this was going to be and interesting year.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ September 1st
Harry and the Weasley's went to King's Cross Station and boarded Platform 9 3/4 ready to go to Hogwarts. They needed to know how to get the ABC and Hermione was desperate to know what the curriculum for the year was going to be. Before they left, Ron promised to give the family, except Percy aka the J.A.D (Junior Assistant for a Dumb ass) some of his profits. About halfway through the day they met Draco and his goons (AN: I wanted to call them purple monkeys but Amby said no), who decided to gloat about Draco's new career (AN: sounds like us That's why we're Slytherins Oh.)
"Well I guess I won't be seeing you this year. It will be like a birthday gift." said Draco.
"Well keep dreaming," said Harry, "we all got the same letter and I have to be stuck with an idiot such as yourself for another year."
"And also," added Hermione, "we do this show for Muggles as well, so I'd better be sure to keep your wand away and hope they don't fall asleep for your comedy."
This information put Malfoy in near shock. For him being a pureblood doing Muggle comedy was something only Colin could do, and will be hilarious for who know he is a wizard.
"Your lying you filthy Mudblood." said Draco.
"Then how do I know what Whose Line is if I'm a Mudblood." said Hermoine.
"Just get out Malfoy and you'll be doing the world a favor." said Ron. Draco was reluctant to do it, but he left anyway.
"I hope this experience will not be ruined because of Malfoy," said Hermoine.
When they reached Hogwarts, the welcoming feast was delayed by the announcement for the Whose Line cast.
"... and we will have a new Potions teacher for the year for Professor Snape is part of the cast as well," said Dumbledore.(As he is speaking it was hard to be heard for children laughing at Snape's new look.)
"Season starts September 10th , so all studies except Potions
the cast will have pre-made work. All cast members meet me in my
office after the feast." he said.
When they all got into Dumbledore's office, Snape was sobbing quietly and saying things like "Why me?" Dumbledore came in and sat down in his chair. He made another announcement to the cast that Sirius Black was also going to be on the show.
"Well, anyway here is a list of games that you could be playing during the episodes and your positions as cast. Hermoine gets to be behind the desk, give fake points and pick a winner. Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Snape will be the comedians. Sirius will be a comedian in and out of episodes. On September 6th you will go by Portkey to the studio. Everyone returned to their dormitories excited for what was about to be the most hilarious experience of their lives.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ September 6th
The cast came into the Entrance Hall at 9:30, right after breakfast, where Dumbledore was holding Drew Carey's mug, which was the Portkey. Harry felt the jerk behind his navel and landed on the 'Whose Line' set. A lady with a headset came in and told them what to do.
"You know what your roles are and all the comedy you'll do is improv, so do your best. After make-up, you will begin to pre-season recording. The live audience is waiting, and you start in 30 min.
Half and hour later, they were in position and ready to go:
On a nice, warm summer day, we join Harry Potter and the Weasleys at the Burrow. They had decided to rescue him from the Dursleys for the remainder of the summer, however this year, they may not head back to Hogwarts!
"Wanna play Quidditch?" asks Ron.
"Sure, how many will it be?" answered Harry.
"Oh, just us, Fred, and George."
"Two on two, ok, but what about Hermione and Ginny?"
"Mione not that good and besides Fred and George planned..."
"Uh-oh"
"They want us to help them."
So, Harry descended toward a hidden field with his Firebolt to play Quidditch wondering what the twins were scheming. He mounted his broom and kicked off. When they were completely out of sight Fred and George told them about their next prank on Professor Snape a.k.a. the "J. A." (AN: Take a guess)
"We've put up with him for too long..." started Fred.
"And we need to seek our revenge." finished George.
"We're going to fill a balloon with a special potion."
"It will shrink his head and turn him into any character we choose."
"So, we decided to make him look like Drew Carey."
"How are you going to get to his house?" asked Ron.
"Well the Floo Network of course." answered Fred.
Well that night when everyone was asleep and Fred, George, Ron, and Harry (Ron and Harry were keeping guard ) went to pull the prank but the effect went wrong. Instead of getting fat, his head shrinking, and wearing glasses, he started getting a little taller and all of his greasy hair fell out. He looked a little like Colin Mochrie.
"Boy, we sure got him good." they both said.
"I can't wait to see him at school looking like this," said Ron.
"The best thing about this is, there isn't an antidote." Fred said, looking like Christmas had come early.
They all went to bed knowing the worst teacher at Hogwarts, was in for a surprise in the morning.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Snape woke up the next morning as usual, but when he looked in the mirror, he realized there was no hair blocking his hideous face, thus the mirror cracked. He let out a cry that would curl your hair.
"My God, I'm hideous! (AN: you just figured that out! Brownies for whoever figures out who says this!) Well maybe the women will think bald people are sexy, I mean it's better than the Michael Jackson look I had, but still! Oh, wait till I get my hands on whoever did this. Ah well, I guess Potter can take the rap."
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Fred and George had bewitched a camcorder, so all four of the pranksters had seen Snape's reaction, laughed when the mirror cracked, and ran away when he tried to do the moonwalk. They couldn't even de-gnome the garden because they kept cracking up.
That had been the best summer any of them could remember, but it wasn't over yet. About the time they should have been receiving their Hogwarts letters, they got letters from a company named ABC. They were starting a new season of a well known show, and looking for cast...
Dear Mr. Potter:
We congratulate you on being eligible to become a cast member on the popular show 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' We have selected a number of witches and wizards, since we all know you exist. ("Dammit" said Harry) We regret to inform you that unlike you usually would under such circumstances, you will not be interims for the former cast. Colin Mochrie was killed in an accident involving a bottle of bewitched Rogaine. Ryan Stiles tripped over a person stunned by his shoes, hit his head on a low flying aircraft and has lost all his memory. He is however attending group therapy with Gilderory Lockhart. Drew Carey, went on a vacation with unlimited buffet. We never found him. Wayne Brady and the others quit. We would be happy if you would take this position.
Sincerely,
Greg Helms
Head of ABC (AN: not really)
Just then Mr. Weasley came into the kitchen, looking exhausted.
"I've dealt with regurgitating toilets, but never bewitched Rogaine."
Ron and Hermione came down from their make-out session, I mean "talk" looking thoroughly excited.
"I can't believe we're going to be on TV and still be able to have lessons." said Hermione.
"Too bad what happened to Colin, he was good." said Ron.
"Where did you watch Whose Line?" Harry asked Ron.
"Most of those guys are wizards so it's on the WWN."
"Ahh."
"Do you two know who else is on this?" Hermione cut in.
"Professor Snape and Draco Malfoy." Mr. Weasley answered.
"Why that little git," Ron muttered, "where ever we go, he's gonna be right there isn't he?"
"I'm afraid so boys." Mr. Weasley answered.
"That's bullshit" Ron and Harry yelled together.
"Snape doesn't have a comical bone in his body." cried Hermione while Ron and Harry share wide-eyed looks as they recall the prank.
"Maybe they'll let us use him for spell practice." Harry said hopefully.
They all knew that this was going to be and interesting year.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ September 1st
Harry and the Weasley's went to King's Cross Station and boarded Platform 9 3/4 ready to go to Hogwarts. They needed to know how to get the ABC and Hermione was desperate to know what the curriculum for the year was going to be. Before they left, Ron promised to give the family, except Percy aka the J.A.D (Junior Assistant for a Dumb ass) some of his profits. About halfway through the day they met Draco and his goons (AN: I wanted to call them purple monkeys but Amby said no), who decided to gloat about Draco's new career (AN: sounds like us That's why we're Slytherins Oh.)
"Well I guess I won't be seeing you this year. It will be like a birthday gift." said Draco.
"Well keep dreaming," said Harry, "we all got the same letter and I have to be stuck with an idiot such as yourself for another year."
"And also," added Hermione, "we do this show for Muggles as well, so I'd better be sure to keep your wand away and hope they don't fall asleep for your comedy."
This information put Malfoy in near shock. For him being a pureblood doing Muggle comedy was something only Colin could do, and will be hilarious for who know he is a wizard.
"Your lying you filthy Mudblood." said Draco.
"Then how do I know what Whose Line is if I'm a Mudblood." said Hermoine.
"Just get out Malfoy and you'll be doing the world a favor." said Ron. Draco was reluctant to do it, but he left anyway.
"I hope this experience will not be ruined because of Malfoy," said Hermoine.
When they reached Hogwarts, the welcoming feast was delayed by the announcement for the Whose Line cast.
"... and we will have a new Potions teacher for the year for Professor Snape is part of the cast as well," said Dumbledore.(As he is speaking it was hard to be heard for children laughing at Snape's new look.)
"Season starts September 10th , so all studies except Potions
the cast will have pre-made work. All cast members meet me in my
office after the feast." he said.
When they all got into Dumbledore's office, Snape was sobbing quietly and saying things like "Why me?" Dumbledore came in and sat down in his chair. He made another announcement to the cast that Sirius Black was also going to be on the show.
"Well, anyway here is a list of games that you could be playing during the episodes and your positions as cast. Hermoine gets to be behind the desk, give fake points and pick a winner. Harry, Ron, Malfoy, and Snape will be the comedians. Sirius will be a comedian in and out of episodes. On September 6th you will go by Portkey to the studio. Everyone returned to their dormitories excited for what was about to be the most hilarious experience of their lives.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ September 6th
The cast came into the Entrance Hall at 9:30, right after breakfast, where Dumbledore was holding Drew Carey's mug, which was the Portkey. Harry felt the jerk behind his navel and landed on the 'Whose Line' set. A lady with a headset came in and told them what to do.
"You know what your roles are and all the comedy you'll do is improv, so do your best. After make-up, you will begin to pre-season recording. The live audience is waiting, and you start in 30 min.
Half and hour later, they were in position and ready to go: