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Authors Note: I am so terribly sorry, but have any of you been a teenager? It's a full time job I tell you. In addition to marching band, symphonic band, and pep band practice, I personally have Jr. Beta, piano lessons, trumpet lessons, and both of us have end-of-semester projects and finals to study for. I'm not trying to make excuses here, its just facts of life. However, here is an excuse, my computer has royally screwed itself up and I can't get the damn thing to work. It appears as though Amber is going to have to start updating, or I'll have to update at school. Oh-well. Onward we go!

Bold/underline: Change in character speaking/action

Italics: Unspoken action

(ect…): Strange identity, personality, quirk, ect.

You're Late! Colin's Funeral and Snape's Hair

Ron: Well I think that went well.

Harry: I think so.

Malfoy: So, how about that curse?

Hermione: Don't remind me, I only just got the image out of my mind. Points to backstage workers. I wonder if they know where we go to get our homework.

Harry/Ron: NO!

Hermione: Come on. Drags Harry and Ron behind her to within earshot of the backstage workers.

Backstage worker 1: Did you go to Colin's funeral?

Backstage worker 2: No, I couldn't stand it. What a terrible way to go!

Backstage worker 1: I didn't even know you could get Rogaine poisoning! You really should warn your husband Jackie.

Jackie (backstage worker 2): I know Zoe. How did he look?

Zoe (backstage worker 1): I don't know, closed casket. I didn't stay long. Harry, Ron, and Hermione pull back.

Hermione: How terrible!

Ron: Yeah. Dad said they had to keep it closed casket.

Harry: Why?

Ron: Did something funny to his scalp. I think it turned bright purple with green polka dots. Head backstage worker runs up.

Head backstage worker: We're running behind schedule. I just got a call from the network; they want us to shoot one more show today.

Malfoy: How can we already be behind schedule? We've only been here one day!

Head backstage worker: That's the way show biz works kid. You're all due on set, ready in five. Walks off

Snape: I refuse to do one more show bald!

Harry: Tell you what Professor, we'll try and find an antidote for you on one condition.

Snape: I knew it! Give me the antidote Potter!

Harry: I didn't do it, but I do know who did. They say there's no antidote, but I'm sure we could mix one up.

Snape: I'm not trusting any potion you make Potter!

Harry: Hermione, will you help us make Snape's antidote?

Hermione: I'd love to.

Harry: There, you know it's safe.

Snape: snorts decisively Name your price.

Harry: That you keep it clean.

Snape: Fine! We're due on set.

All: walk onto set and take places. Intro music starts.

Well, what do ya think? First time I've done backstage. Tell me if you like it in this format or if you would rather me keep it in paragraphs. Please review.