Fine. huffs Here is your stupid disclaimer: I do not own Scrubs or the characters or blah blah blah. Oh, and I don't own Legally Blonde either. grins

Scene: J.D. Walks into Danielle's hospital room, and Danielle looks ecstatic to see him.

"Hi J.D.! I missed you so much! For the 7 minutes we were apart, I was bawling my eyes out!" Danielle spoke, sounding almost too happy.

"Wow, it's so hard to break the news to the girlfriend. I have to tell her I love someone else, and the she 'has a brain tumor'. Oh well, here goes nothing," J.D. thought to himself.

"Ok look Danielle," he said very sternly, "I have two things to tell you. I love someone else, so that means we're over, and you have a brain tumor.

"What? How could you do this to me? I was your everything for the 24 hours we spent together! How could you do this to me?" Danielle screamed at him.

"Pooh bear, look, I need a serious girlfriend. I am actually planning to go back to medical school in the fall, and my parents don't exactly love Californians," he said.

"So you're breaking up with me because you think you're family won't like me? Everybody like's me," she sobbed back at him.

"Yah, well east coast people are different honey," he smiled at her.

"Oh what, since I'm not a Vanderbilt suddenly I'm white trash? I grew up in Belair J.D., across the street from Aaron Spelling! I think most people might agree that's better than some stinky old Vanderbilt," she said, still sobbing.

J.D. looked at her apologetically, frowned, and walked out the door.

"AND I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR?" she screamed back at him.

2 hours later.

"I have a brain tumor, and J.D. just broke up with me for some loser east coast girl," Danielle whined to all her friends gathered around her bed.

Chrissy was grinning mischievously, and Andie was stunned, for she did not know that this was part of the 'plan', Chrissy had told them all earlier.

She suddenly looked mad and said "Get out, all of you, except for Eric, and leave me to wallow in my misery!"

As they walked out she grinned and said "Eric, look, I think it's time for us to confess our true feelings for each other."

"It sure is. I don't know how to say it Danielle, but, I hate you. I always have. Now that's it's finally off my chest we can both hate each other now! Big hug!" he smiled towards her.

"Get off me you creep! I love you, and you HATE me? How could you do this to me? I am going into surgery in thirty minutes and you tell me you hate me? First J.D., and now you! Is this a bizarre cosmic joke I don't get?" she asked, looking perplexed.

Eric sighed and left, for he could never confess his true feelings for her.