Disclaimer: I don't own Scrubs. Or do I? Dun dun dun…
Her eyelids slowly opened. She felt nauseous, and extremely sad. She hoped the tumor was gone, and even hoped she could forget about the whole Eric thing.
"Hey, how are you holding up," came a voice near the door.
"Oh, I'm fine Eric, the IV though, it's making me feel weird. Besides, what are you doing here? Don't you hate me?" she questioned.
"I have to. Think about Stephanie. She's forcing me to love her. It's so tragic. I don't know how she does it! She's like mind controlling! It's like she has ESPN or something," he sobbed.
Turk suddenly walked in, spoke to Danielle about how her tumor would never leave, and she sobbed along with Eric.
In came Chrissy, Andie, Heather, Rachel, and Levi, all saying "Gotcha!" at the same time.
"What?" Danielle screamed.
"We so got you! You don't have a brain tumor idiot! And Eric doesn't hate you! I just wanted to give you a taste of your own medicine!" Chrissy said laughing evilly.
"DAMMIT!" Danielle screamed.
Chrissy gave her the death glare® and Jerry Bruckheimer popped his head inside the door.
"I love that look you have! Hi, Jerry Bruckheimer, how are you? Here's my card. We could really use you in show business! I'm making this movie. It's a comedy starring Orlando Bloom and Ricky Ullman, would you be interested?" he rambled.
Chrissy jaw dropped and she nodded her head.
They all laughed, even Danielle, as J.D. walked in. He took one look at Andie and Danielle next to each other, gasped, and ran away. Danielle hoped out of her bad, stared at Andie, and they both scurried out the door, chasing J.D.
All of a sudden, Levi got down on one knee, and proposed to Rachel with a stunning six karat Harry Winston princess cut ring. She gasped, smiled, placed the ring on her finger, and gave Levi a peck on the cheek.
Just then, Forrest ran into the room and gave Heather on of those big, long movie kisses, and they walked out holding hands. Danielle, Heather, Rachel, Chrissy, Levi, Andie, Jerry, Forrest, and Eric Smith (haha tricked you) lived happily ever after. The end.