In the spirit of Christmas, I put up this new fic. Keep in mind I don't own Yugioh and I definitely don't own the grandma got ran over by a reindeer song or any other song I used in this fic.

Joey- do we have to do this?

Me- yes or do you want to go back to the other fics?

Yugi- that's okay. We'll sing Christmas carols.

Seto- do I have to be in this?

Me- what are you complaining about the first song is about you.

Seto- that's my point.

Me- at least I'm not making you sing the whole twelve days of Christmas song.

Malik, Mokuba, Yami, Tea, Tristan, Ryou, and Pegasus- can we get started now.

Me- okay let the music begin.

Yugi singing-Seto got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from a duel on Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Yami, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much eggnog,
and Mokuba begged him not to go.
But he'd left his blue eyes dragon,
So he stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found him Christmas mornin',
at the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his forehead,
and incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Seto got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from a duel on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Yami, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Mokuba,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
drinkin' hot coco and playin' cards with Grandpa.

It's not Christmas without Seto.
Everyone's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

"Send 'em back" -Joey, Tristan, Bakura, Tea, Yugi, and Yami

Seto got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from a duel on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Yami, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of pig.
And a blue and white candle,
that would just have matched the color of his blue eyes white dragon.

I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Seto got run over by a reindeer,
walkin' home from a duel on Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Yami, we believe.

You're a mean one, Pegasus,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Pegasus,
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Pegasus,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Pegasus,
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Pegasus,
You have termites in your smile,
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Pegasus,
Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Pegasus,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Pegasus,
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Pegasus,
With a nauseous super "naus"!,
You're a crooked dirty jockey and you drive a crooked hoss, Pegasus,
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful
assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Pegasus,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Pegasus,
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk"!

On the twelfth day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
12 Kuribo multiplying
11 Mystical elves chanting
10 magical hats disappearing
9 red eyes black dragons roaring
8 battle ox fighting
7 colored rainbow fish jumping
6 Jirai gumo attacking
5 pieces of Exodia

4 black skull dragon defending
3 change of hearts
2 dark magicians
and a blue eyes white dragon

Deck the halls with duel monsters,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to by jolly,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Don we now our millennium items,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yuletide carol,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

See the blazing flame swordsman before us,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
draw the spirit of the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
While I tell of millennium secrets,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Hail to all the new duel monsters,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la la, la la la la.

Ryou, Tea, Tristan, Joey, Yugi, Seto, Pegasus, Isis, Shadi, grandpa, Mokuba, and Serenity: You Know Dasher and Dancer And Prancer and Vixen...Me): Ryder, and john deer, Toyota and prixson. Santa: WHAT!!! Me: Lordie be, you had better watch out! Car: [Screech!!!]Collision: {!!!!cRaSh!!!!}Santa and Me: Ho-Ho {Sigh}-Ho, my goodness....Old in distance: AH! CHRISTMAS DINNER!!


Rudolph got ran over by Bakura,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' Christmas
but that reindeer, he is surely f'ed

he was drinkin' too much egg nog
as he loaded the big-rigg
as we're openin' our presents
and swallowin' the puddin' made of fig

oh the snow that fell was heavy
and the winter wind was soft
he was flippin' off the Chevy
that had come up suddenly and cut him off

Rudolph got ran over by Bakura,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' Christmas
but that ol reindeer, he is surely f'ed

Bakura, bubba is a slickster
afraid that friends would think him ill
so he gut and stuffed old Rudolph and stuck
him on our snowy covered hill

Bakura passed away this summer
but because we had no pay
we gut and stuffed him for the winter
and he'll be Santa on our porch display

Rudolph got ran over by Bakura,
ridin' round in his big ugly truck,
all of us are celebratin' Christmas
but that ol reindeer, he is surely f'ed

Joey starts singing -I saw Tea kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She didn't see me peek
around the corner at the party;
She thought that I was across the room talking to a girl.
Then, I saw Tea tickle Santa Claus
Underneath his beard so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Yugi had only seen
Tea kissing Santa Claus last night.

The Chipmunk Song

Me-(all right you boys! Ready to sing your song?
Ryou (in a high chipmunk voice)-I'll say we are!
Joey (in lower chipmunk voice)-Yeah!
Seto (in a much lower chipmunk voice)-Let's sing it now!
Okay, Ryou?
-Okay!
Okay, Joey?
-Okay!
Okay, Seto? Seto? SETO!
-OKAY!!!)

Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a card that's really strong
Me, I want a chance at Yugi
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Okay fellas get ready.
That was very good, Ryou.
-Naturally.
Very good Joey.
-Ahhh.
Ah, Seto, you were a little flat, watch it.
Ah, Seto. Seto. SETO!
-OKAY.)

Want a card that's really strong
I still want a chance at Yugi
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late.

(Very good, boys
-Lets sing it again! Yeah, let's sing it again!
No, That's enough, lets not overdo it
-What do you mean overdo it?
-We want to sing it again!
Now wait a minute, boys
-Why can't we sing it again?
- [chipmunk chatter]
Seto, cut that out... Joey, just a minute.
Ryou will you cut that out?

Seto singing-Want a blue eyes white dragon for Christmas
only a blue eyes white dragon will do
I don't a want piece of Exodia, no silly dark magicians
I want a blue eyes white dragon to play with and enjoy

I want a Blue eyes white dragon for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
when I open up my eyes
to see a dragon standing there

I want a blue eyes white dragon for Christmas
Only a blue eyes white dragon will do
No dark rabbits, no battle steers
I only likes blue eyes white dragons [sic]
And blue eyes white dragons [sic] like me, too

Mom says a dragon would eat me up, but then
Teacher says a dragon is a vegetarian
there's lots of room for him in our two-car garage
I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage."

Malik singing-I broke my rod on Yugi's head;
Somebody snitched on me.
I hid a frog in Tea's bed;
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled some ink on Joey's rug;
I made Mokuba eat a bug;
Bought some cards with a penny slug;
Somebody snitched on me.
 
Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Yami and Pegasus are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
 
I put a tack on teacher's chair
somebody snitched on me.
I tied a knot in Isis's hair
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Tristan's plants
Climbed a tree and tore my pants
Filled the sugar bowl with ants
Somebody snitched on me.
 
So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mokuba and Yugi are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.
 
I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.
 
So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

Every one but Malik singing-Malik the snowman was a sorry miserable soul
With a millennium rod and a markings on his back
and two eyes filled with hate
Malik the snowman is a fairy tale they say
He was made of ashes but the children
know how he came to life one day
There must have been some magic in that
old silk hat they found
For when they placed it on his head
he began to swing his rod around
O
Malik the snowman
was alive as he could be
And the children say he wouldn't laugh
and play unlike as you and me
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Malik go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow

Malik the snowman knew
the sun was hot that day
So he said
"go away and
we'll chase you down
now before I melt away
" Down to the village
with a millennium rod in his hand
Running here and there all
around the square saying
Catch me if you can
He led them down the streets of town
right to the traffic cop
And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Malik the snow man
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"go ahead and cry
I'll be back again some day
" Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Look at Malik go
Thumpetty thump thump
thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow

Now for a serious carol. After this one I promise there will be more fun ones.

I start singing-Do you remember me?
I sat upon your knee.
I wrote to you with childhood fantasies.

Well, I'm all grown up now
And still need help somehow.
I'm not a child, but my heart still can dream.

So here's my lifelong wish.
My grown-up Christmas list
Not for myself but for a world in need.

No more lives torn apart
That wars would never start
And time would heal all hearts.
Everyone would have a friend
And right would always win
And love would never end.
This is my grown-up Christmas List.

As children we believed
The grandest sight to see
Was something lovely wrapped beneath our tree.

Well Heaven surely knows
That packages and bows
Can never heal a hurting human soul.

No more lives torn apart
That wars would never start
And time would heal all hearts.
Everyone would have a friend
And right would always win
And love would never end.
This is my grown-up Christmas List.

What is this illusion called the innocence of youth?
Maybe only in our blind belief can we ever find the truth.

No more lives torn apart
That wars would never start
And time would heal all hearts.
Everyone would have a friend
And right would always win
And love would never end.
This is my grown-up Christmas List

Okay now some more fun carols

Every one singing-Jingle Bells

Dashing through the snow, in a rapid horseman open sleigh,
Over the fields we go, laughing all the way.
Bells on Kuribo ring, making spirits bright,
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight.

Chorus
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a rapid horseman open sleigh.
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way!
O what fun it is to ride in a rapid horseman open sleigh.

Every one singing-Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on,
our troubles will be out of sight

Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
we'll make Kaiba pay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away.

Here we are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.

Through the years
We all will be together,
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star
upon the highest bough.
And have yourself
A merry little Christmas now.

 I start singing-You know Yugi and Yami and Bakura and Ryou, Tea and Tristan and Seto and Mokuba,
but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?

Every one else joins in-Joey, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other kids
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Joey
join in any kiddy games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Joey with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the little kiddies loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
Joey the red-nosed reindeer,
you'll go down in history!