Disclaimer: I really, really, really, really............... wish I did own Yoko Kurama!!!!

Ok. I'm back again. I hope you all enjoyed the first chapter of Yoko's Worst Nightmare. I have fun in writing it. Several of my friends do to. I've got several ideas for this but you're also going to have to help me out by giving me some ideas for when I do get stuck (and that can happen a lot.) All right. I'm done. Read and enjoy!

Chapter two: The Plan Begins.

Kurama: So, what do guys want to do?

Kuwabara: How 'bout we go to the gym?

Yusuke: Why should we do that?

Kuwabara: Uhhhhhhh. I dunno.

Everyone but Kuwabara: * sigh *

Kurama: Then how about we go to the park?

Saku: Yay!!!!! Park!! * runs off *

Hiei: Does she have any problems?

Sakura: Well, possibly.

Kira: We haven't been able to figure that out yet.

Sakura: But we're working on it.

Saku: * comes running back * Me found one. Follow me!!!!! * runs off again *

Yoko: I think she definitely has problems.

In the park.....

Sakura: It's such a nice day out here, isn't it?

Kurama: Yes it is quite a nice day.

Kira: Except that Saku is running around like a baka again. (baka means idiot if you didn't know)

Sakura: That's just like her.

Yoko: * thinking * Why did I even come here???

Hiei: I know what you mean.

Yoko: Why did you read my mind?

Hiei: It keeps my mind off things.

Yoko: Well, don't do it again. I don't like it when people know how I feel about things.

Hiei: Like that you like soft, brown fuzzy teddy bears?

Yoko: No one is supposed to know that!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiei: Ummm, will sorry do?

Yoko: * starts to chase after Hiei who gets a head start * I'll get you for reading my mind you.. you.. short person.

Hiei: * stops and glares at Yoko who has also stopped * What did you call me just now?

Yoko: * starting to panic * Ummmm...... nothing? * runs for his life as Hiei changes after him *

Yusuke: What did Yoko do to get Hiei so mad?

Kurama: He called him short again. You know he doesn't like that.

Kuwabara: Yeah. Last time I did that I almost collapsed from running so hard. It's not easy when Hiei is the fastest person here.

Saku: Yep he go zoom, zoom. Faster than a jet plane.

Kira: Saku. Could you please go run around or something?

Saku: Ummmmm........ Okay! * runs off, then stops and sees Yoko running from Hiei and chases after them calling out Yoko's name about a million times *

Sakura: Uhhhhh, okay. That was odd.

Kira: Shouldn't we go stop Hiei from killing Yoko?

Yusuke: What's the fun of that? Plus I think Saku will get to them before us anyways.

Kurama: That's true.

Sakura: Well, we don't have to worry about saving Yoko from Hiei. We have to save Yoko from Saku. Doesn't look like he's having a good time.

Saku: Come here!! Me want to cut your hair and make it all pretty. Maybe even dye it pink!!!

Yoko: SOMEONE HELP ME, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Kira: Should we?

Sakura: Probably.

Kurama: I'll help.

Yusuke: Me too.

Kuwabara: I don't want to get involved in this. You guys can handle this one.

Yusuke: Kuwabara you whimp. It couldn't be that had to catch her?

Sakura: Well, no it's not. It might be easier that we have more people. When she's on a rampage like this it's not so easy.

Kurama: Well we better get started I guess. We'll all go in different directions and try to surround them if we can.

Kira: Sounds good to me. Let's go!!

Yoko: I CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOR MUCH LONGER!!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE SHE CATCHES ME!!!!

Saku: Weeeeeeee!!!!! This is fun!!

Hiei: This girl definitely needs some help sooner or later.

After about 20 minutes of chasing Saku and Yoko, they finally caught up to them and surrounded them. They tied Saku up so they wouldn't have this problem again.

Yoko: * laying on the ground trying to catch his breathe a little * I... can't... believe... that... little..... pest......

Saku: * tied up to a tree * Come on guys, untie me.

Everyone: No!

Saku: * pouts * You're no fun.

Sakura: Well if you would stop running around like a maniac maybe we would unite you.

Kira: And I say we find something else to do. This got a little to wild.

Kurama: I second that.

Yusuke: Well I'm tired and sure as heck that mom's worried about me so I should get back.

Kuwabara: I've got a test to study for.

Kurama: Things to do.

Hiei: Demons to kill.

Yoko: Freedom from Saku to find.

Sakura: Speaking of tests, I've got a quiz in geometry to study for.

Kira: And me...... nothing. I guess I'll take Saku home since everyone has things to do.

Kurama: Shall we meet tomorrow?

Sakura: How about at the beach. That would be fun.

Everyone: Okay. Bye!!!!

Kira: * whispering to Saku as she unties her * Saku. I have something I need you to do.

Saku: * fast asleep and untied * * snore, snore *

Kira: Saku!!!!!!!! Wake up!!!!!!!!!!

Saku: * snore, snore *

Kira: * thinks * That's it. I almost forgot about that. Hey Saku. I have jello.

Saku: * jumps up * WHERE JELLO????????? ME WANT JELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kira: You can have some jello when I get you home.

Saku: Really?

Kira: Yes. Now I need you to do something for me.

Saku: Do I get jello if I do?

Kira: Sure. You can have jello afterwards.

Saku: Yay!! Jello for Saku!! Me so happy that I am!

Kira: Okay. I need you to meet me alone when we go to meet with the boys tomorrow. I'll explain then.

Saku: Okay!

Kira: Then lets go home and you my have your jello.

Saku: * runs off saying.. * JELLO HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kira: * sigh * She's hopeless. * runs after her *

I hope all you guys enjoyed this as much as I did writing it. This one isn't as good as the first chapter but I promise it will be better in the next chapter cause I have some pretty good stuff planned for the next two or three chapters. I also want to thank all of you who have reviewed. And I wanted to say something to two people who reviewed. Miss Megumi, I do know that Yoko and Kurama are the same person in the series, but in every fan fic me and my friends write, he some how seperates from Kurama, which I will explain in a later chapter soon to come. Youko, I'm really great that another crazed Yoko fan is here! I'm also a very big fan, and his name? It can be spelled both ways. Yoko is how it's supposed to be spelled, but Youko is an alternate spelling some people use. I used it at first my self till a friend told me how to spell the way it's printed on most things. Well, please R&R for me once again and return for the next chapter I hope will be up soon since I'm not grounded anymore from the computer (which is a long story for another time). Well, Itte marimasu!!!! (which means so long but I'll be back. And it's pronounced e-tay mar-e-mas)