Spineless man: The theme song
I don't own Spiderman. Just this twisted parody.
Okay… brace your selves' people. HERE WE GO!
Spineless man, Spineless man!
Does whatever the spineless can!
Throws medical supplies of any size
Swats at thieves just like flies
Look out! Here comes the Spineless man!
Spineless man, Spineless man!
Does whatever the spineless can!
Is that wrong?
Hell yeah bud, ain't this song a pile of crud?
Is this crap at an end?
No, lookout over head!
Here comes the Spineless man!
In the still of night at the mercy ward
Like a spineless freak
He steals bandages
Because he's bored!
Spineless man, Spineless man!
Really creepy Spineless man!
Intensive care, he can't afford
Lots of bandages, he has stored!
To him, life is a great big cock up!
Wherever there's guts choked up
You'll find the Spineless man!
Bought to you in Spawn vision.
The audience is dead.
And those that aren't wish they were.