Disclaimer: Don't we all wish that we could own Yu Yu Hakusho now don't we?
Claimer: I do own the plastic tree used in here and my character Saku.
Hello and welcome back to the sixth chapter of Yoko's Worst Nightmare. Please say you are enjoying this. I know my friends do at least. Now some of my ideas are coming from my friends for this fic. We make up a lot of funny things when we're at school. I'm going to enjoy writing the next chapter because both Saku and Yoko get into detention. And you can only imagine what kind of horror Yoko will face in there. But this idea came up about a month ago and I wanted to add it. I just have to figure out how to stretch out part of it. I know my chapters haven't been that good, but bear with me. Well, I'll let you read on now.
Review: Ch. 1- The girls met the gang Ch. 2- They went to a park Ch. 3- They went to a beach Ch. 4- Hiei went on his forced date with Kira Ch. 5- Sakura went on a date with Kurama Ch. 6- Read on to find out!
Chapter Six: A Plastic Tree, the Shiny, and Man-Eating Plants!
Well, it's now the beginning of January and it's time for Sakura to take her Christmas tree down. Well of course, the whole gang was there at her house too. Sakura, Kira, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara and his cat, Iekichi, Botan, Keiko and Yukina were all helping Sakura take down the decorations and tree. Hiei sat in a corner while Yoko sat in another. Last, but not least, Saku was sitting on a couch eating Jell-O, of course.
Kira: Why are we taking the decorations down now. Most "normal" people take them almost right after Christmas. And why are we all helping you?
Kurama: Because we're good friends.
Kira: Oh, right. Well I'll just continue to take my shiny ornaments off the tree.
Sakura: Kira, they're mine. Not yours.
Kira: You don't know that.
Sakura: Maybe I have proof * holds up box that holds the ornaments and has the name Sakura in the upper right side. *
Kira: But look! * Holds up ornament with the name Kira on them *
Sakura: How did you do that?
Hiei: * comes up from behind Kira with a pen * With this.
Kira: Hiei.... Why did you do that?
Hiei: Maybe to prove a point.
Kira: Maybe you should rethink that if you ever want Shiny back.
Hiei: You still have my katana? You named my katana?!
Kira: But it's so shiny. I had to name it that.
Yusuke: Why do you still have Hiei's katana?
Hiei: Yeah. I did go out on a date like you promised,
Kira: Yes... but Saku ruined it so it doesn't count. You have to do something else.
Hiei: Maybe I don't want to. It is mine!
Kurama: Hold on... Hiei...
Sakura: Kira...
Sakura and Kurama: Work this out like adults.
Kira: But I don't want to.
Hiei: Well settle this in our own way.
Sakura and Kurama: FORGET IT. THEY'RE HOPLESS!
Yoko: Really. And how long did it take you to figure that out?
Saku: Not to long!
Yoko: I didn't ask for "your" input.
Saku: Well you never said I couldn't.
Yoko: * Goes back to sulking in his corner * Forget about it.
Botan: Really, you all should try to get along.
Keiko: Um, Botan. I don't think that'll ever work.
Botan: Probably not but it was worth a shot. * goes back to taking down the decorations with Keiko *
Kuwabara: Hey! Have any of you seen Iekichi? Iekichi! Iekichi!
Yusuke: Kuwabara... why do you care for that cat so much? * runs to help Kuwabara *
Saku: La la la la la, la la la la la. I've got more Jell-O, what more could I want?
Hiei: * running after Kira * I said give me that katana!
Kira: I'll never hand it over. Muwahahahahah!
Hiei: Why you litt........ * runs into Saku whose Jell-O goes flying onto Yoko's head *
Saku: M... m... m... my Jell-Oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Yoko: M... m... my hair!!!!!! You little insolent! * starts to chase Saku but then stops right in front of the tree * This will stop you. * trys to make the tree into one of his plant monsters, but it doesn't budge * I... I... I can't do it anymore. I'm losing my powers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: No Yoko, the tree is...
Yoko: Stop talking! I have to concentrate!
Kira: But Yoko....
Yoko: I said stop talking!
Everyone: YOKO! THE TREE IS PLASTIC!!!!!!!
Yoko: Well you could have said it sooner. * looks at every one who are looking behind him in a dazed look * um, what's going on? * they all point behind his back where a giant man-eating plant is behind him * Oh, that. * everyone runs out of the house except for Saku *
Saku: That's weird. I wonder why everyone ran away. What do you think buddy?
Plant: Arrrrrrrrgggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!
Saku: I didn't know you could speak?
Plant: Arrrrgggg! Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggg!!!.
Saku: Hm, okay. * Walks out with plant. *
3 hours later...
Kira: Is it o-okay to go inside n-now?
Kurama: I believe so. Why don't we go inside?
Sakura: Well it looks clear enough.
Kuwabara: I don't know guys. I've gotta weird feelin' that someone's still here.
Botan: Why doesn't someone see if Saku's still here then.
Kira: I vote Yoko!
Yoko: What! I'm not going. Never would I search for such an insolent.
Kira: All in favor say "I"!
Everyone Else: I!
Yoko: You all are dead when I get back.
Sakura: Bye, * sarcastically * and have fun.
Yoko: * to himself * They'll all pay for this. * walks off to find Saku *
Yusuke: I wonder how long it will take him to find her?
Hiei: Probably not to long if you know Saku.
Botan: I give it two minutes tops!
Kira: One minute.
Kurama: More like 30 seconds.
One minute later...
Yoko: * from a bedroom * Leave me alone you insolent! I said never to touch my hair!
Kira: Yay! I win the bet, one minute. So what do I get?
Keiko: Shouldn't we go rescue him?
Kira: Naw. Leave him be. She won't do any harm. Now what do I get?
Yoko: * from bathroom * Not pink dye! Anything but that!
Sakura: Come on. * grabs Kira's arm and imitates her * And yeah, she's "not" going to do "any" harm.
Kira: Well I did think that she would be able to. But I guess I was wrong. So where's my prize!?!?
Yoko: Please... stay away with that pink hair dye.
Saku: But I want to braid your hair and dye the ends pink and make you pretty!!
Sakura: Saku... please, back away from Yoko and put the hair dye on the ground.
Saku: But why??
Kira: Please just do it. I want to get out of here and claim the prize that I have won.
Sakura: Oh will you please just give it up already! You're not going to get the prize. That was just a fun little game we played.
Kira: Well who would do something like that?
Sakura: Any one. Now came we please just concentrate on stopping Saku here?
Yoko: * hiding behind Sakura * Y-yes. Please.
Sakura: Wow. I thought I'd never see the day when the great Yoko Kurama would be cowering behind a mere human like me.
Yoko: W-with Saku, even the greatest of demons will cower behind humans.
Kira: Well you don't see us cowering, do you?
Yoko: N-no. But t-that's because you know how to stop her, unlike me who fear her.
Sakura: That's why we always do. Cause everyone else is a coward. Now Saku, hand over the hair dye before I have to force you to give it to me.
Saku: But why can't I dye the ends of Yoko's hair?
Sakura: Because it's his hair and he doesn't want it that way.
Yoko: * stoking his hair * Yeah. I like the way my hair is now. No touchy it.
Saku: Well, if you put it that why, I'll go dye my plant's pink.
Sakura, Yoko and Kira: O_o
Kira: Y-you mean they're still here?
Saku: Yeah. They're out back playing baseball.
Sakura: * goes to look out the window, then comes back * Y-yep. T-they're still there.
Everyone else: * looks out window, then cowers in different corners *
Saku: Do you guys not want them here?
Botan: Well, it might be better if they play baseball in someplace where citizens won't see them and we won't have news reporters here asking "Are there really man-eating plants and what were they doing in your backyard?"
Saku: Okay then. I'll tell them to go to demon world again. There they'll have more plants to play baseball with. * walks outside and tells the plants to go home now *
Plants: * walk out onto streets where a portal to demon world opens, then closes when they've gone through *
Kurama: Well it does look like well have some explaining to do.
Well, that's the end of ch. 6. Hope you liked it. And sorry for taking so long. My dad finally put a program on my computer (which still does not have internet) and I can type down in my room now. Though I have to take the file to the one computer that does have Internet. I wanted to do a valentines chapter, but I think it might be a little late. If you guys want me to do one, tell me in a review and I'll make a short one, 'cause I did have an idea for it. Any ways, the next chapter I'll let you know a little about before hand. Yoko ends up in detention with Saku (and you ask why?) Well that'll have to wait until you read it. But some pretty screwed up things can happen. And you'll find out in the next chapter of Yoko's Worst Nightmare! Muwahaha!
Claimer: I do own the plastic tree used in here and my character Saku.
Hello and welcome back to the sixth chapter of Yoko's Worst Nightmare. Please say you are enjoying this. I know my friends do at least. Now some of my ideas are coming from my friends for this fic. We make up a lot of funny things when we're at school. I'm going to enjoy writing the next chapter because both Saku and Yoko get into detention. And you can only imagine what kind of horror Yoko will face in there. But this idea came up about a month ago and I wanted to add it. I just have to figure out how to stretch out part of it. I know my chapters haven't been that good, but bear with me. Well, I'll let you read on now.
Review: Ch. 1- The girls met the gang Ch. 2- They went to a park Ch. 3- They went to a beach Ch. 4- Hiei went on his forced date with Kira Ch. 5- Sakura went on a date with Kurama Ch. 6- Read on to find out!
Chapter Six: A Plastic Tree, the Shiny, and Man-Eating Plants!
Well, it's now the beginning of January and it's time for Sakura to take her Christmas tree down. Well of course, the whole gang was there at her house too. Sakura, Kira, Kurama, Yusuke, Kuwabara and his cat, Iekichi, Botan, Keiko and Yukina were all helping Sakura take down the decorations and tree. Hiei sat in a corner while Yoko sat in another. Last, but not least, Saku was sitting on a couch eating Jell-O, of course.
Kira: Why are we taking the decorations down now. Most "normal" people take them almost right after Christmas. And why are we all helping you?
Kurama: Because we're good friends.
Kira: Oh, right. Well I'll just continue to take my shiny ornaments off the tree.
Sakura: Kira, they're mine. Not yours.
Kira: You don't know that.
Sakura: Maybe I have proof * holds up box that holds the ornaments and has the name Sakura in the upper right side. *
Kira: But look! * Holds up ornament with the name Kira on them *
Sakura: How did you do that?
Hiei: * comes up from behind Kira with a pen * With this.
Kira: Hiei.... Why did you do that?
Hiei: Maybe to prove a point.
Kira: Maybe you should rethink that if you ever want Shiny back.
Hiei: You still have my katana? You named my katana?!
Kira: But it's so shiny. I had to name it that.
Yusuke: Why do you still have Hiei's katana?
Hiei: Yeah. I did go out on a date like you promised,
Kira: Yes... but Saku ruined it so it doesn't count. You have to do something else.
Hiei: Maybe I don't want to. It is mine!
Kurama: Hold on... Hiei...
Sakura: Kira...
Sakura and Kurama: Work this out like adults.
Kira: But I don't want to.
Hiei: Well settle this in our own way.
Sakura and Kurama: FORGET IT. THEY'RE HOPLESS!
Yoko: Really. And how long did it take you to figure that out?
Saku: Not to long!
Yoko: I didn't ask for "your" input.
Saku: Well you never said I couldn't.
Yoko: * Goes back to sulking in his corner * Forget about it.
Botan: Really, you all should try to get along.
Keiko: Um, Botan. I don't think that'll ever work.
Botan: Probably not but it was worth a shot. * goes back to taking down the decorations with Keiko *
Kuwabara: Hey! Have any of you seen Iekichi? Iekichi! Iekichi!
Yusuke: Kuwabara... why do you care for that cat so much? * runs to help Kuwabara *
Saku: La la la la la, la la la la la. I've got more Jell-O, what more could I want?
Hiei: * running after Kira * I said give me that katana!
Kira: I'll never hand it over. Muwahahahahah!
Hiei: Why you litt........ * runs into Saku whose Jell-O goes flying onto Yoko's head *
Saku: M... m... m... my Jell-Oooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Yoko: M... m... my hair!!!!!! You little insolent! * starts to chase Saku but then stops right in front of the tree * This will stop you. * trys to make the tree into one of his plant monsters, but it doesn't budge * I... I... I can't do it anymore. I'm losing my powers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: No Yoko, the tree is...
Yoko: Stop talking! I have to concentrate!
Kira: But Yoko....
Yoko: I said stop talking!
Everyone: YOKO! THE TREE IS PLASTIC!!!!!!!
Yoko: Well you could have said it sooner. * looks at every one who are looking behind him in a dazed look * um, what's going on? * they all point behind his back where a giant man-eating plant is behind him * Oh, that. * everyone runs out of the house except for Saku *
Saku: That's weird. I wonder why everyone ran away. What do you think buddy?
Plant: Arrrrrrrrgggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!
Saku: I didn't know you could speak?
Plant: Arrrrgggg! Arrrrrrrrrgggggggggg!!!.
Saku: Hm, okay. * Walks out with plant. *
3 hours later...
Kira: Is it o-okay to go inside n-now?
Kurama: I believe so. Why don't we go inside?
Sakura: Well it looks clear enough.
Kuwabara: I don't know guys. I've gotta weird feelin' that someone's still here.
Botan: Why doesn't someone see if Saku's still here then.
Kira: I vote Yoko!
Yoko: What! I'm not going. Never would I search for such an insolent.
Kira: All in favor say "I"!
Everyone Else: I!
Yoko: You all are dead when I get back.
Sakura: Bye, * sarcastically * and have fun.
Yoko: * to himself * They'll all pay for this. * walks off to find Saku *
Yusuke: I wonder how long it will take him to find her?
Hiei: Probably not to long if you know Saku.
Botan: I give it two minutes tops!
Kira: One minute.
Kurama: More like 30 seconds.
One minute later...
Yoko: * from a bedroom * Leave me alone you insolent! I said never to touch my hair!
Kira: Yay! I win the bet, one minute. So what do I get?
Keiko: Shouldn't we go rescue him?
Kira: Naw. Leave him be. She won't do any harm. Now what do I get?
Yoko: * from bathroom * Not pink dye! Anything but that!
Sakura: Come on. * grabs Kira's arm and imitates her * And yeah, she's "not" going to do "any" harm.
Kira: Well I did think that she would be able to. But I guess I was wrong. So where's my prize!?!?
Yoko: Please... stay away with that pink hair dye.
Saku: But I want to braid your hair and dye the ends pink and make you pretty!!
Sakura: Saku... please, back away from Yoko and put the hair dye on the ground.
Saku: But why??
Kira: Please just do it. I want to get out of here and claim the prize that I have won.
Sakura: Oh will you please just give it up already! You're not going to get the prize. That was just a fun little game we played.
Kira: Well who would do something like that?
Sakura: Any one. Now came we please just concentrate on stopping Saku here?
Yoko: * hiding behind Sakura * Y-yes. Please.
Sakura: Wow. I thought I'd never see the day when the great Yoko Kurama would be cowering behind a mere human like me.
Yoko: W-with Saku, even the greatest of demons will cower behind humans.
Kira: Well you don't see us cowering, do you?
Yoko: N-no. But t-that's because you know how to stop her, unlike me who fear her.
Sakura: That's why we always do. Cause everyone else is a coward. Now Saku, hand over the hair dye before I have to force you to give it to me.
Saku: But why can't I dye the ends of Yoko's hair?
Sakura: Because it's his hair and he doesn't want it that way.
Yoko: * stoking his hair * Yeah. I like the way my hair is now. No touchy it.
Saku: Well, if you put it that why, I'll go dye my plant's pink.
Sakura, Yoko and Kira: O_o
Kira: Y-you mean they're still here?
Saku: Yeah. They're out back playing baseball.
Sakura: * goes to look out the window, then comes back * Y-yep. T-they're still there.
Everyone else: * looks out window, then cowers in different corners *
Saku: Do you guys not want them here?
Botan: Well, it might be better if they play baseball in someplace where citizens won't see them and we won't have news reporters here asking "Are there really man-eating plants and what were they doing in your backyard?"
Saku: Okay then. I'll tell them to go to demon world again. There they'll have more plants to play baseball with. * walks outside and tells the plants to go home now *
Plants: * walk out onto streets where a portal to demon world opens, then closes when they've gone through *
Kurama: Well it does look like well have some explaining to do.
Well, that's the end of ch. 6. Hope you liked it. And sorry for taking so long. My dad finally put a program on my computer (which still does not have internet) and I can type down in my room now. Though I have to take the file to the one computer that does have Internet. I wanted to do a valentines chapter, but I think it might be a little late. If you guys want me to do one, tell me in a review and I'll make a short one, 'cause I did have an idea for it. Any ways, the next chapter I'll let you know a little about before hand. Yoko ends up in detention with Saku (and you ask why?) Well that'll have to wait until you read it. But some pretty screwed up things can happen. And you'll find out in the next chapter of Yoko's Worst Nightmare! Muwahaha!