Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of the characters from it.
Just Saku. Even Kira and Sakura aren't mine.
KCchan: Well, I'm finally back with another chapter after what seems like ages. I've been working on four different ones it seems like, even though only one's up. I've barely had time to work on this even though I've had the idea for ages. Most of these came up from when I was at lunch at school. Made up lots of stuff there.
Yoko: Can we just get on with this.
KCchan: Oh, I thought you didn't want to do this.
Yoko: I don't. But the sooner we do it, the sooner it's done.
Kurama: It's not that bad Yoko.
Yoko: Well you're not the one getting hurt in these fics, I am!
KCchan: And it's just about to become more painful.
Yoko: What the hell does that mean?
KCchan: You'll have to read to find out.
Yusuke: Does that mean I get to kick butt in this chapter.
KCchan: Nope. But I can tell you we'll be in school.
Yusuke: Well that sucks. I'll just skip it today.
KCchan: Good then. I'll send Mr. Takanawa after you then. I think he knows where you live.
Yusuke: mumbles
KCchan: Well, lets finally get this started!
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Chapter 7
Pencils, Desks, and Cabinets oh my!
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Sarayashiki Junior High...
Yusuke: yawn Why did I even bother coming to school today any ways?
Keiko: Maybe because Genkai said it's part of your training and she'd kick your butt if you didn't.
Yusuke: She did say that, didn't she?
Botan: You might want to consider that if you don't want to end up dead in a ditch some where.
Kuwabara: I ended up unconscious in a ditch once.
Every one else: Oo
Kuwabara: What!? I was five and the others kids started it. They just wouldn't admit that they did.
Yusuke: All right. Enough of the sad childhood stories, Mr. Takanawa's on his way and I've got to find a way to hide myself in here so I don't get called on.
Out in the hallway...
Saku: trying to get her locker opened Fine. If that's the way you want it locker, I shall hit you with this book bag with very heavy books until you open. starts hitting locker while Yoko comes walking passed her, but stops to see what she's doing
Yoko: What in the world are you doing to that locker?
Saku: I'm hitting it with my book bag that has very heavy books in it.
Yoko: Well I can see that but why?
Saku: It won't open for me.
Yoko: Have you actually tried the combination lock like a normal person.
Saku: Yes but, I seem to have, um, forgotten the code to get in it.
Yoko: sigh Idiots will be idiots.
Saku: I'm not an idiot! I just forget things easily.
Yoko: Whatever. Do you happen to know what classroom Kurama is in?
Saku: No I don't. He doesn't even go to this school. He goes to Mieou High.
Yoko: What! Yusuke's the one that told me he goes here.
Saku: Well now you know not to listen to an idiot. hits the locker again as it opens up Aha! I have finally one against you locker.
Mr. Takanawa: Hey! You two. What are you kids still doing out here in the hallway? The bell has already rung.
Saku: I'm sorry Mr. Takanawa it's just that-
Mr. Takanawa: Don't sorry me. I'll see you both in detention this afternoon after the last classes.
Saku: All right then.
Yoko: But... I don't even go here! I'm just looking for some-
Mr. Takanawa: No excuses. I'll see you both this afternoon or you'll keep getting them. Now both of you get to class!
Saku: Yes sensei. You better listen to him. I hear his bad side isn't one you want to face.
Yoko: Fine, fine. mumbles and walks off
Saku: Hm. Wonder what his problem is? runs off to class
At the end of the day, just before the final bell rings...
Yusuke: Hey Saku! Here you got detention with Mr. Takanawa this afternoon. What'd you do?
Saku: My locker wouldn't open and I was still trying to open it after the bell. Mr. Takanawa saw me on the way to the class and gave Yoko and me detention.
Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara and Botan: Yoko?!
Kuwabara: How'd he end up with one?
Saku: He was in the hall at the same time and Mr. Takanawa thought he was a student so he gave him detention also.
Botan: Who ever thought we'd see the day that the famous thief Yoko Kurama got detention.
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Saku: See ya guys later. Can't be late for detention! runs of merrily
Yusuke: Is it me or is she awfully perky to be going to detention?
Keiko: No. It's not you Yusuke.
In Mr. Takanawa's classroom...
Yoko: Walking in late I'm here, I'm here.
Mr. Takanawa: And why are you late young man?
Yoko: Too much traffic in the hallway.
Mr. Takanawa: Just take your seat and be quiet. I'll be back in a minute. leaves the room
Saku and Yoko are both sitting quietly on opposite sides of the room, when Saku starts to move over row by row towards Yoko. She stops when she's sitting right next to him. Yoko then moves to the front row. It's quiet for the next five minutes until Yoko feels something hit the back of his head. He looks back to see Saku doing nothing. Then he looks down to see a pencil lying down on the ground. He ignores it for now then turns around. A minute later he feels something hit his head again. He looks down to see another pencil and then looks at Saku to notice she's staring at the wall. He ignores it once again but a minute later he once again feels something hit his head, looks to find a third pencil lying there.
Yoko: Will you quit throwing these pencils at me?!
Saku: But I'm not.
Yoko: You're the only other person in this room! Who else could have thrown them at me?!
Saku: My imaginary friend KC-chan.
Yoko: Right. An imaginary friend threw a pencil at me. turns around then feels more pencils hit his head Would you quit it already?!
Saku: But KC-chan told me to do it. I can't deny a request from her!
Yoko: Well don't listen!
Mr. Takanawa: walks in the room What's all this noise?!
Yoko: points to Saku She keeps throwing pencils at me!
Mr. Takanawa: Ms. Yamata! I thought you would no better.
Saku: But KC-chan keeps telling me to.
Mr. Takanawa: I don't care if the governor told you. Don't throw anymore pencils! Just keep quiet until I get back. leaves the room once again
It's quiet for about five more minutes once again, until Yoko hears something then turns around to see two staplers flying straight at him. He quickly dodges them.
Yoko: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! THOSE ARE STAPLERS YOU BAKA NINGEN!
Saku: One: KC-chan told me too. Two: I'm half demon!
Yoko: That still gives you no reason to throw staplers at me!!
Saku: Fine then. sits down while Yoko does the same.
It's only quiet for three minutes this time when Yoko once again hears a loud noise and turns around to see a desk flying at him when he stands up to catch the desk so it doesn't make a lot of noise.
Yoko: Why are you throwing desks at me now?!
Saku: Because KC-chan told me and you told me not to throw pencils or staplers at you.
Yoko: Okay then. Don't throw pencils, staplers OR desks at me.
Saku: in a depressing tone Ooooookay.
They both sit down once again and it's quiet for seven minutes this time. Yoko then hears something very heavy being moved and turns around to see a huge cabinet flying at him. He then stands in the way once again and catches the cabinet while falling down to the ground with it.
Yoko: WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YO-
Mr. Takanawa: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE.
Saku and Yoko: points to each other He/she started it!
Mr. Takanawa: I don't care who started it! I just want to know what's going on in here!
Yoko: That girl keeps throwing items at me including ones that would KNOCK ME OUT!
Mr. Takanawa: All right, Saku Yamata, DO NOT throw penci- no, do not throw intimate objects at Yoko!
Saku: mumbles All right Mr. Takanawa. But KC-ch-
Mr. Takanawa: And I DON'T want to hear anything about any imaginary friends.
Saku: Fine.
Mr. Takanawa leaves once again hoping they won't cause anymore problems. It's strangely quiet for about ten minutes then Yoko hears a strange chuckling. He turns around to see Saku asleep at her desk. Little does he know that she is not asleep but just about to begin once again with the torture. Yoko turns around but is then hit with a very large object. He looks down to see a plant in a plastic vase lying on the ground.
Yoko: Why are you hitting me with frickin' plants now?!
Saku: Cause Mr. Takanawa said I couldn't throw intimate objects at you.
Yoko: Well don't throw plants at me either!!
Saku: Fine then. pouts
It's quiet once again but for only two minutes when something comes hurdling threw the air and hit Yoko in the hair. He can tell this time it isn't a plant cause a tail is wagging on it. He picks it up and looks at it.
Yoko: A DOG! WHY DID YOU THROW A DOG AT ME?!
Saku: KC-chan told me too again and it was too cute. You had to have some of the cuteness too!
Yoko: All right. No throwing plants or dogs at me!!!!
Saku: Okay then I won't. sits down again as Yoko does too
It is amazingly quiet for ten minutes again no one happens to be making a sound. Saku is now tapping a pencil on her desk and Yoko is staring at nothingness. The pencil tapping has now irritated Yoko.
Yoko: Will you quiet tapping that pencil of yours before I got nuts?!
Saku: Well sooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy mister sourpuss. I will then. puts pencil away
It's quiet for five minutes this time and they are both staring into nothingness. But all of a sudden something flies out at Yoko and lands on his head again, but it starts to attack him and he starts running around the room.
Yoko: GET THIS DA ANIMAL OFF ME YOU NINGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saku: Fine. Heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee Cheeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeeeeee!!!! Come to mama! the cat gets off of Yoko's head and runs off to Saku's lap where it starts to purr
Yoko: Why the hell would you throw a cat at me?! And why did you name it cheese?!
Saku: Well K-
Yoko: Yea, yes I know now. KC-chan told you but why did you name that animal Cheese?
Saku: Because I was hungry when I got it and had a sudden urge for cheese then.
Yoko: Whatever.
Mr. Takanawa: What in the world are you two doing now?!
Yoko: She's throwing living things at me now is what she's doing. You can't stop this baka no matter what!
Mr. Takanawa: All right. That's it. I would give you another detention but that would just make it worse! Tomorrow after school you both are going to help the janitors on opposite sides of the school! Got it?
Yoko and Saku: Yes Mr. Takanawa.
Mr. Takanawa: No it seems your time is up so just try and make it out of school without tearing it down.
Saku: Yes sir! runs out as Yoko sulks out of the school
Mr. Takanawa: I will never understand those two.
Back at Kira's house...
Sakura: So how'd the detention go you two?
Saku: Fun!
Yoko: Horrible...
Kira: What'd Saku do this time?
Yoko: She threw pencils, staplers, desks, cabinets, a plant, a dog, and a rabid cat named Cheese at me.
Sakura: Now Saku, you know Cheese doesn't like anyone else but you.
Saku: Yep! That's more the reason to throw it at Yoko. I thought he could fend it off.
Hiei: Yoko? Hah! He couldn't even fend off a fly!
Yoko: Are you challenging me shorty?
Hiei: What did you just call me?
Genkai: Hey! Take it outside you too. Yoko and Hiei run outside and start battling Have any of you guys seen Yusuke? He's late for training.
Keiko: I think he said something about an arcade.
Genkai: All right. If he wants to play video games, I've got a good lesson for Yusuke. walks out the door
Kira: Now Saku... What have we learned today?
Saku: Never let demons fight inside a house?
Kira: No...
Saku: Always take staples out before throwing a stapler?
Kira: Well that's something. But the real lesson is-
Saku: Torture is always the best idea!
Kira: No! It's that name-calling is a good way to start fights.
Saku, Sakura and Keiko: Oo
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KCchan: I guess those are some good lessons. And I include myself in the story somehow. Weird. Any ways, I hope you liked this one cause I had an awful good time writing it. Now I have to come up with and eighth chapter! Please review and give me ideas, suggestions or any comment you have! Oh, and there's also going to be a sequel to this. It's more of a serious story than this. Plus I'm going to have one or two stories where you are the person in it but I won't tell you which YYH guy is the main character. I'll leave you to guess.
KCchan: Well, I'm finally back with another chapter after what seems like ages. I've been working on four different ones it seems like, even though only one's up. I've barely had time to work on this even though I've had the idea for ages. Most of these came up from when I was at lunch at school. Made up lots of stuff there.
Yoko: Can we just get on with this.
KCchan: Oh, I thought you didn't want to do this.
Yoko: I don't. But the sooner we do it, the sooner it's done.
Kurama: It's not that bad Yoko.
Yoko: Well you're not the one getting hurt in these fics, I am!
KCchan: And it's just about to become more painful.
Yoko: What the hell does that mean?
KCchan: You'll have to read to find out.
Yusuke: Does that mean I get to kick butt in this chapter.
KCchan: Nope. But I can tell you we'll be in school.
Yusuke: Well that sucks. I'll just skip it today.
KCchan: Good then. I'll send Mr. Takanawa after you then. I think he knows where you live.
Yusuke: mumbles
KCchan: Well, lets finally get this started!
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Chapter 7
Pencils, Desks, and Cabinets oh my!
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Sarayashiki Junior High...
Yusuke: yawn Why did I even bother coming to school today any ways?
Keiko: Maybe because Genkai said it's part of your training and she'd kick your butt if you didn't.
Yusuke: She did say that, didn't she?
Botan: You might want to consider that if you don't want to end up dead in a ditch some where.
Kuwabara: I ended up unconscious in a ditch once.
Every one else: Oo
Kuwabara: What!? I was five and the others kids started it. They just wouldn't admit that they did.
Yusuke: All right. Enough of the sad childhood stories, Mr. Takanawa's on his way and I've got to find a way to hide myself in here so I don't get called on.
Out in the hallway...
Saku: trying to get her locker opened Fine. If that's the way you want it locker, I shall hit you with this book bag with very heavy books until you open. starts hitting locker while Yoko comes walking passed her, but stops to see what she's doing
Yoko: What in the world are you doing to that locker?
Saku: I'm hitting it with my book bag that has very heavy books in it.
Yoko: Well I can see that but why?
Saku: It won't open for me.
Yoko: Have you actually tried the combination lock like a normal person.
Saku: Yes but, I seem to have, um, forgotten the code to get in it.
Yoko: sigh Idiots will be idiots.
Saku: I'm not an idiot! I just forget things easily.
Yoko: Whatever. Do you happen to know what classroom Kurama is in?
Saku: No I don't. He doesn't even go to this school. He goes to Mieou High.
Yoko: What! Yusuke's the one that told me he goes here.
Saku: Well now you know not to listen to an idiot. hits the locker again as it opens up Aha! I have finally one against you locker.
Mr. Takanawa: Hey! You two. What are you kids still doing out here in the hallway? The bell has already rung.
Saku: I'm sorry Mr. Takanawa it's just that-
Mr. Takanawa: Don't sorry me. I'll see you both in detention this afternoon after the last classes.
Saku: All right then.
Yoko: But... I don't even go here! I'm just looking for some-
Mr. Takanawa: No excuses. I'll see you both this afternoon or you'll keep getting them. Now both of you get to class!
Saku: Yes sensei. You better listen to him. I hear his bad side isn't one you want to face.
Yoko: Fine, fine. mumbles and walks off
Saku: Hm. Wonder what his problem is? runs off to class
At the end of the day, just before the final bell rings...
Yusuke: Hey Saku! Here you got detention with Mr. Takanawa this afternoon. What'd you do?
Saku: My locker wouldn't open and I was still trying to open it after the bell. Mr. Takanawa saw me on the way to the class and gave Yoko and me detention.
Yusuke, Keiko, Kuwabara and Botan: Yoko?!
Kuwabara: How'd he end up with one?
Saku: He was in the hall at the same time and Mr. Takanawa thought he was a student so he gave him detention also.
Botan: Who ever thought we'd see the day that the famous thief Yoko Kurama got detention.
Brrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg
Saku: See ya guys later. Can't be late for detention! runs of merrily
Yusuke: Is it me or is she awfully perky to be going to detention?
Keiko: No. It's not you Yusuke.
In Mr. Takanawa's classroom...
Yoko: Walking in late I'm here, I'm here.
Mr. Takanawa: And why are you late young man?
Yoko: Too much traffic in the hallway.
Mr. Takanawa: Just take your seat and be quiet. I'll be back in a minute. leaves the room
Saku and Yoko are both sitting quietly on opposite sides of the room, when Saku starts to move over row by row towards Yoko. She stops when she's sitting right next to him. Yoko then moves to the front row. It's quiet for the next five minutes until Yoko feels something hit the back of his head. He looks back to see Saku doing nothing. Then he looks down to see a pencil lying down on the ground. He ignores it for now then turns around. A minute later he feels something hit his head again. He looks down to see another pencil and then looks at Saku to notice she's staring at the wall. He ignores it once again but a minute later he once again feels something hit his head, looks to find a third pencil lying there.
Yoko: Will you quit throwing these pencils at me?!
Saku: But I'm not.
Yoko: You're the only other person in this room! Who else could have thrown them at me?!
Saku: My imaginary friend KC-chan.
Yoko: Right. An imaginary friend threw a pencil at me. turns around then feels more pencils hit his head Would you quit it already?!
Saku: But KC-chan told me to do it. I can't deny a request from her!
Yoko: Well don't listen!
Mr. Takanawa: walks in the room What's all this noise?!
Yoko: points to Saku She keeps throwing pencils at me!
Mr. Takanawa: Ms. Yamata! I thought you would no better.
Saku: But KC-chan keeps telling me to.
Mr. Takanawa: I don't care if the governor told you. Don't throw anymore pencils! Just keep quiet until I get back. leaves the room once again
It's quiet for about five more minutes once again, until Yoko hears something then turns around to see two staplers flying straight at him. He quickly dodges them.
Yoko: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! THOSE ARE STAPLERS YOU BAKA NINGEN!
Saku: One: KC-chan told me too. Two: I'm half demon!
Yoko: That still gives you no reason to throw staplers at me!!
Saku: Fine then. sits down while Yoko does the same.
It's only quiet for three minutes this time when Yoko once again hears a loud noise and turns around to see a desk flying at him when he stands up to catch the desk so it doesn't make a lot of noise.
Yoko: Why are you throwing desks at me now?!
Saku: Because KC-chan told me and you told me not to throw pencils or staplers at you.
Yoko: Okay then. Don't throw pencils, staplers OR desks at me.
Saku: in a depressing tone Ooooookay.
They both sit down once again and it's quiet for seven minutes this time. Yoko then hears something very heavy being moved and turns around to see a huge cabinet flying at him. He then stands in the way once again and catches the cabinet while falling down to the ground with it.
Yoko: WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YO-
Mr. Takanawa: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TWO DOING IN HERE.
Saku and Yoko: points to each other He/she started it!
Mr. Takanawa: I don't care who started it! I just want to know what's going on in here!
Yoko: That girl keeps throwing items at me including ones that would KNOCK ME OUT!
Mr. Takanawa: All right, Saku Yamata, DO NOT throw penci- no, do not throw intimate objects at Yoko!
Saku: mumbles All right Mr. Takanawa. But KC-ch-
Mr. Takanawa: And I DON'T want to hear anything about any imaginary friends.
Saku: Fine.
Mr. Takanawa leaves once again hoping they won't cause anymore problems. It's strangely quiet for about ten minutes then Yoko hears a strange chuckling. He turns around to see Saku asleep at her desk. Little does he know that she is not asleep but just about to begin once again with the torture. Yoko turns around but is then hit with a very large object. He looks down to see a plant in a plastic vase lying on the ground.
Yoko: Why are you hitting me with frickin' plants now?!
Saku: Cause Mr. Takanawa said I couldn't throw intimate objects at you.
Yoko: Well don't throw plants at me either!!
Saku: Fine then. pouts
It's quiet once again but for only two minutes when something comes hurdling threw the air and hit Yoko in the hair. He can tell this time it isn't a plant cause a tail is wagging on it. He picks it up and looks at it.
Yoko: A DOG! WHY DID YOU THROW A DOG AT ME?!
Saku: KC-chan told me too again and it was too cute. You had to have some of the cuteness too!
Yoko: All right. No throwing plants or dogs at me!!!!
Saku: Okay then I won't. sits down again as Yoko does too
It is amazingly quiet for ten minutes again no one happens to be making a sound. Saku is now tapping a pencil on her desk and Yoko is staring at nothingness. The pencil tapping has now irritated Yoko.
Yoko: Will you quiet tapping that pencil of yours before I got nuts?!
Saku: Well sooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy mister sourpuss. I will then. puts pencil away
It's quiet for five minutes this time and they are both staring into nothingness. But all of a sudden something flies out at Yoko and lands on his head again, but it starts to attack him and he starts running around the room.
Yoko: GET THIS DA ANIMAL OFF ME YOU NINGEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saku: Fine. Heeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeee Cheeeeeeeeeeeessssssseeeeeee!!!! Come to mama! the cat gets off of Yoko's head and runs off to Saku's lap where it starts to purr
Yoko: Why the hell would you throw a cat at me?! And why did you name it cheese?!
Saku: Well K-
Yoko: Yea, yes I know now. KC-chan told you but why did you name that animal Cheese?
Saku: Because I was hungry when I got it and had a sudden urge for cheese then.
Yoko: Whatever.
Mr. Takanawa: What in the world are you two doing now?!
Yoko: She's throwing living things at me now is what she's doing. You can't stop this baka no matter what!
Mr. Takanawa: All right. That's it. I would give you another detention but that would just make it worse! Tomorrow after school you both are going to help the janitors on opposite sides of the school! Got it?
Yoko and Saku: Yes Mr. Takanawa.
Mr. Takanawa: No it seems your time is up so just try and make it out of school without tearing it down.
Saku: Yes sir! runs out as Yoko sulks out of the school
Mr. Takanawa: I will never understand those two.
Back at Kira's house...
Sakura: So how'd the detention go you two?
Saku: Fun!
Yoko: Horrible...
Kira: What'd Saku do this time?
Yoko: She threw pencils, staplers, desks, cabinets, a plant, a dog, and a rabid cat named Cheese at me.
Sakura: Now Saku, you know Cheese doesn't like anyone else but you.
Saku: Yep! That's more the reason to throw it at Yoko. I thought he could fend it off.
Hiei: Yoko? Hah! He couldn't even fend off a fly!
Yoko: Are you challenging me shorty?
Hiei: What did you just call me?
Genkai: Hey! Take it outside you too. Yoko and Hiei run outside and start battling Have any of you guys seen Yusuke? He's late for training.
Keiko: I think he said something about an arcade.
Genkai: All right. If he wants to play video games, I've got a good lesson for Yusuke. walks out the door
Kira: Now Saku... What have we learned today?
Saku: Never let demons fight inside a house?
Kira: No...
Saku: Always take staples out before throwing a stapler?
Kira: Well that's something. But the real lesson is-
Saku: Torture is always the best idea!
Kira: No! It's that name-calling is a good way to start fights.
Saku, Sakura and Keiko: Oo
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KCchan: I guess those are some good lessons. And I include myself in the story somehow. Weird. Any ways, I hope you liked this one cause I had an awful good time writing it. Now I have to come up with and eighth chapter! Please review and give me ideas, suggestions or any comment you have! Oh, and there's also going to be a sequel to this. It's more of a serious story than this. Plus I'm going to have one or two stories where you are the person in it but I won't tell you which YYH guy is the main character. I'll leave you to guess.