Disclaimer: sigh You already know this. I don't own anything except Saku.
KCchan: Well, I'm finally back with another chapter of Yoko's Worst nightmare. I had the worst trouble thinking of something to do in this one. Still having trouble now as I'm typing but I think I came up with something good.
Yoko: Does it involve torture of me again?
KCchan: OF COURSE IT DOES!! That's what this fic is all about. Plus I just said that it involves torture of you.
Yoko: Crap.
KCchan: Oh, and you're going to wonder about the whole Sadako thing. It's a tie in from What if Hiei Met… fic. So if you want info on it, go ahead and read it. It's one of my stories. Any ways…
Yoko: Just get on with it.
KCchan: That's what I'm doing! clears throat And now on with the fic.
Chapter 8: A Messed up Home Economics Class
And now we join our group of friends (if you can call it that) in a normal school day. But this day just happens to be the start of a new term, and some new classes….
Yusuke: No, this can't be right.
Keiko: What's the matter Yusuke? Something wrong with your classes?
Yusuke: Yeah, I think there is. There's Home Ec. on mine and I didn't sign up for it?
Kuwabara: No, actually it's not wrong. All freshmen have to have Home Ec. now. Look's like we both have it this semester.
Keiko: Me too. I wonder who else has it?
Faint voice coming from behind: Give that back!! everyone turns around to see the matter and find Kira chasing Saku
Saku: Never!
Kira: I said give back my schedule!!
Saku: No! stops as Kira then tries to but falls flat on her face starts laughing
Keiko: What's so funny?
Saku: saying in between laughs Kira… got… aracna science! bursts out laughing
Kira: grabs schedule I don't know what the problem is with it. It's a harmless science class, right?
Yusuke: You like spiders Kira? I never knew that.
Kira: SPIDERS?! Heck no!!! I hate them and can't stand to see them. You remember the incident on my date with Hiei, don't you?!
Everyone: bursts out laughing
Kira: What? What's so funny?
Saku: Hey Kira. You know what the scientific word for a spider is?
Kira: No, why?
Kuwabara: It's an arachnid.
Kira: thinks for a moment, then looks at her schedule I still don't see the point.
Keiko: Arachna science. Arachnid. Do you see what they mean?
Kira: You mean –
Everyone: It's a class about spiders!
Kira: WHAT!! NO ONE TOLD ME THAT!!!!
Saku: That's because you never asked any one. Hope you like dissecting spiders!
Kira: Why you little! starts to chase after Saku again
Kuwabara: Guess we'll see them in Home Ec. too.
Keiko: Probably so.
Yusuke: Guess I'll go home now.
Keiko: I think not. You're not going to skip school today. Plus Genkai is still making you.
Yusuke: Oh crap. Grandma did threaten me with that. Oh well.
A little bit later in Home Ec…..
Kuwabara: Looks as if this is the classroom. Are ya guys ready?
Yusuke: Yeah, whatever. Let's just get on with it.
Keiko: Oh, Yusuke, don't fret about it. Home Ec. isn't that bad.
Yusuke: Whatever. Let's go in already.
They open the door and go inside where they find Kira, Saku, and most surprisingly, Yoko. The teacher hasn't arrived so they all go over to talk to the three where Saku is trying to braid Yoko's hair really tight and take pink marker to his beautiful silver hair.
Kira: You know Saku, Yoko's going to get you back one of these days.
Saku: I don't plan on it.
Yusuke: Well you better cause I really don't know how he always takes this.
Yoko: A lot of practice and a lot of shampoo. And the very expensive kind –
Saku: That you steal from the stores.
Yoko: hits Saku in the back of the head Know one needs to know that!
Yusuke: Wait a minute, what are you doing in this class or even in this school?
Yoko: You remember the detention we had a few weeks back?
Yusuke: Yeah.
Yoko: Well somehow that made me a student of the school and now Mr. Takanaka hunts me down every morning and makes sure I come to school.
Yusuke: Wow. You have the same special treatment as me only Keiko hunts me down every morning instead.
Kuwabara: Has anyone seen the teacher?
Keiko: He should be showing up sometime soon.
Kira: So it's a guy?
Keiko: Yeah, but that's about all I know. The office didn't seem to know much else abou –
Voice: Hellooooooooo class! Sorry I'm late!
The whole class turns to see their teacher walk into the classroom about five minutes late. To the gang, this teacher looks oddly familiar, especially to Yusuke.
Yusuke: whispering to Kuwabara Hey, doesn't her look a lot like –
Kuwabara: Like Turguro, yeah. I'm thinking the same thing here.
The teacher walks to his desk and puts down the folders and papers he was holding and puts on an apron and walks around to the chalkboard where he begins to write his name.
Teacher: finishes writing Hello. My name is Mr. Tugaro. I'll be your new Home Ec. teacher!
Yusuke: holds up hand Um, Mr. Tugaro, do you have any relation to a Turguro?
Mr. Tugaro: Why yes I do! The Turguro brothers would be my cousins. Why do you ask?
Yusuke: Oh nothing.
Mr. Tugaro: If you've ever seen the younger of the two you'll see we have similar appearance.
Yusuke: whispering again I'd say so.
Mr. Tugaro: Any ways, enough about my history, on to baking!! Today we're making…. Chocolate chip cookies! My fav.
Yusuke: whispering God, how are these two related I'll never know.
Mr. Tugaro: All right now! Everyone four at a station. Don't make me pick one for you.
Everyone in the class gets up and go to a station, with Kira, Saku, Kuwabara and Yusuke at one, Keiko going to one with all her friends and Yoko getting stuck with a bunch of girls who kept whispering behind his back. Mr. Tugaro gave everyone their instructions and told everyone to get to work, which they all did. Everything seemed to be going along fine for a good while of the class. Most of all the stations had gotten their cookies in the oven and we're now sitting together chatting, except Kira and the gang, who we're fighting on who would get to put the batter on the pan. Well, all except Yusuke who really didn't care at all.
Kira: Come on! Let me.
Saku: No! Me put the cookies on the pan.
Kuwabara: But I put my heart and soul into this batter!
Kira and Saku: Oo
Kuwabara: What?!
Keiko: walks over How about you all put four each on the pan. We're suppose to make twelve so that will make it even.
Kira: Hm. Good idea. all three put four things of batter on pan and Kira sticks it in the oven OK. All done. Now we wait.
Yoko: I hat this class already. Why do you only bake in this class?!
Saku: You don't just bake! You also sew and learn about family! It's fun. See! holds up a sweater she has just knitted
Everyone else: Oo
Saku: It's for you Yoko! tries to put it on Yoko but he pulls away and she lands flat on the ground only to get up a second later and surprise Yoko, getting the sweater on him There! Now you look prettier!
Yoko: You little brat! This thing itches like crazy! Get it off me!!
Saku: Nope. Me like it on you that I do. It makes you more colorful!
Yoko: glares at Saku as a scream comes from the other side of the room as everyone turns to see who it is
Yusuke: Hey! What's Mr. Tugaro standing on a chair and screaming for? Not that I mind. It's actually kinda entertaining.
Keiko: I'm not sure. It looks like there's something on the ground. But what could scare a person like that?
Kira: burst out laughing
Everyone else: What are you laughing at!!
Kira: He'sscreamingbecauseofamouse!
Everyone else: What?!
Kira: He'sscreamingbecauseofamouse!!
Everyone else: SPEAK MORE SLOWLY!
Kira: He's… screaming… because… of… a… MOUSE!
Everyone else but Yoko: burst out laughing too
Yoko: I don't get it?
Kira: It's just a mouse! I little old mouse is scaring our teacher!!
Saku: Oh, and this is coming from a girl who screams every time she's sees a spider, even if it's the tiniest one possible!!
Kira: hits Saku in the back of the head Oh shuddap!
Saku: Hey! That was unnecessary!
Kira: Not really. Kira and Saku begin to fight as the rest of the class begins to investigate
Mr. Tugaro: Someone! Please get that rodent away from me!!
Kid #1: Why can't you get it? A person like you shouldn't be afraid of a mouse!
Mr. Tugaro: Well, I am. So please! Someone get it away for me!!!
Kid #2: I will! grabs mouse by the tail and throws it out the window There. All done now.
Mr. Tugaro: goes up and hugs Kid #2 OMG! You saved my life. Thankyouthankyouthankyou!
Kid #2: Um. Y-you're welcome?
Mr. Tugaro: All right everyone! Back to class now. You're cookies should almost be done by now.
Everyone goes back to their station and pulls out their cookies, some being burnt, some being under cooked and some being just right, like Keiko's bunch. Kira, Saku, Kuwabara and Yusuke's bunch didn't turn out to bad either. About the same as Keiko. They all saved one to give to Mr. Tugaro and then ate the rest amongst themselves. At about two minutes before the bell, Mr. Tugaro gave everyone their grade for the day.
Keiko: All right. A perfect 100 on it. We did good girls. all of the girls in her group discuss together
Kira: Hey guys! We didn't do to bad. We got 95. I'd say we did pretty well.
Saku: Yep yep. Me say so too. But I'm still not so sure about this teacher of ours. He's very odd that he is.
Yusuke: I'm going to have to agree with you on that one. For being the Turguro brother's cousin, he acts nothing like them.
Everyone: Yep. bell rings
Yusuke: Finally. Home is calling.
Kuwabara: Very.
They all went out of the classroom and on their way home, the gang all traveling together. But on their way out, they all spotted a black figure standing behind a tree, asleep.
Yoko: Hiei? What the hell are you doing here?
Hiei: waking up Huh, oh. Finally. I thought I was going to go nuts out here alone.
Kira: Hiei, nuts? I'd like to see that day.
Hiei: You wouldn't understand this problem of mine. Yoko, you remember the story of the annoying girl following me around?
Yoko: Yeah…
Hiei: Well, I can't take it anymore!!! Night and day all twenty-four hours of it al I hear is Tee hee hee. Do you know how annoying that gets?!
Saku: Who is it that's following you around?
Hiei: This demonic child name Sadako. I can't stand her! She tried to kill me and I tried to kill her and we both failed and now she haunts me!!
Kira: Did I hear him right? Did he just say Sadako?
Everyone else: Yes…
Kira: runs up to Hiei, shaking him back and forth WHERE IS SHE?! TELL ME NOW! I MUST FIND HER!!
Saku: Why do you want to find her?!
Kira: Because, SADAKO IS SOOOOOOOO COOL!!!!
Hiei: What do you mean?!?!?!?! This child follows me around and annoys the hell out of me!!
Kira: But, but. She comes out of the TV and she has the creepy eye. What could be any better then that?!?!?
Hiei: ANYTHING!
Kira: Now tell me where she is or I'll beat you to death with your own katana! starts hitting Hiei with his katana
Hiei: Fine, fine! I'll tell you already!! Just stop hitting me!! She's down at the school gate. Go there and you're sure to find her. Kira runs off at the speed of light. After a minute, they here a scream of joy, and the gang goes to see what happened, where they find Kira hugging Sadako to death
Kira: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!! I FINALLY FOUND YOU AT LAST!!!
Sadako: What is she trying to do, choke me to death?
Yusuke: Looks like it.
Saku: From what we can tell, you're he biggest role model.
Sadako: Role… model…? How can this be?!
Kira: I read all about you and think of what you look like and try to find who was last one to watch the video and, and, and, screams of joy again
Sadako: Please, get her away!! I can't take this!!!
Hiei: Now you feel my pain. Try having to be around this constantly.
Sadako: I give up! You win for now but I swear I will be back! I have more people to kill! Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha…… fades
Kira: Bu-bu-but, there was so much I wanted to ask her and, and, and…. starts to cry
Saku: It's okay. You'll find her another day. Cheer up. Well get some ramen for you and Jell-O for me. Let's go to Sakura's! She'll have some. Kira gets up and her and Saku start to walk away
Hiei: Have I died and gone to… Well, okay, never mind that. They're both out of my hair. I'm free, I'm free!! starts to skip down the street
Everyone: Oo jaws drop
Yusuke: My life has been complete and I've seen the unthinkable. Where's Botan when you need her?
Botan: Right here!!
Yusuke: I didn't mean that!! I was sarcastic!
Yoko: I'd have to agree with you Yusuke. I have now seen the unthinkable. walks off
Keiko: Well, I guess we should go home now. See you later Botan!!
Botan: Goodbye!! Have a good night. watches them walk off Hm…. Now what was I doing?
KCchan: We'll, that was an interesting chapter. And I (for once in my life) got this whole chapter done in one night. ONE NIGHT!!!! Course I didn't get to put it up on the Internet till later the next day but it's up. I really take these based off of me and my friends as well as the show's character. As you know, the real life Kira is VERY afraid of spiders just like her character. You mention it just slightly to her (or call Hiei short) you better run for your life cause she'll be after you like lightning. Lol. Any ways, like I said. If you didn't understand the whole Sadako thing, read What if Hiei Met… It's only got the first chapter up right now but I'm about to start the next chapter (since I finally got this one done). Hope you enjoyed this like my friends "hopefully" will. thinking She's going to kill me for the spiders but love me for Sadako. I'll just get off with a mild hit on the head. Yes! end thinking Any ways, till the next chapter, good bye and happy holidays (will try my best to get at least one more chapter up before the New Year!)