Yoshi Club
(A short chapter series)
Disclaimer: I live on a boat and that's all I own
Black (Yoshi) comes in screaming, "I got my bartending license!!!"
"Yeah! Those two days of internet Bartending College have paid off," stated Red (Yoshi)
"Oh what a joyful occasion" Blue (Yoshi) said sarcastically.
"Let open a club!!!" exclaimed Yellow (you guessed it, "Yoshi").
While Green (1.Fill in the blank, answers are at the bottom) babbles on and on about how alcohol makes you drunk and causes something called liver disease, the rest of the (Yoshi)s are start to make a plan and call people...
"Giggles" says Orange (Yo- wait, there is no orange colored Yoshis)
Later on the phone...
"Hello, this Kairu Neugog"
"Wasn't it Kyle Go-"?
"NO I GOT MY NAME CHANGED NOW WHat do you want?"
"I was wondering if your warehouse is for sale?"
"Would you like to buy it?"
"No, I want to cover it in cake batter, let the sun bake it then smother it in frosting and eat it"
"That sounds tasty, but you still have to buy it so I'll met you at the warehouse to make the contract"
"Okay, bye"-click
Later at the "warehouse where they're gonna make the contract that's soon gonna be a club that's run by a couple of (Yoshi)s"...
"Well this it, the warehouse where we're gonna make the contract that's soon gonna be a club that's run by a couple of (Yoshi)s" stated Kairu.
"Yeah but what's that giant pile of 169,673,232,869 pages in your hand?" asks Yellow.
"It's the contract NOW SIGN IT AND PAY UP!!!" yells Kairu.
"Fine" complains Black
And so in 161,409 years (But through the power of story magic a day) the yoshis and the freaky talking orange are on the start of making the club.
Answers 1.Yoshi
I hope you've enjoyed the first of many weekly installments of Yoshi Club (don't complain about how short it is, it's supposed to be that way)