Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter stuff or Deck the Halls. Duh!

Lady Lestrange

THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS Sung to the tune of Deck the Halls

Dobby keeps his friend from harms. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Dropping cakes and breaking arms. Fa la la la la-la la la la

I don't like to re-grow bone Fa la la la la-la la la la

Or have my students turned to stone. Fa la la la la-la la la la

On Halloween the writing came. Fa la la la la-la la la la

No more fun or Quiddich games. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Potions brewing on the John. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Drink it Harry, Herm and Ron Fa la la la la-la la la la

Off we go to find the heir. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Come out Hermione, if you dare. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Hermione quit your cattin' around. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Lockhart's mem'ry won't be found. Fa la la la la-la la la la



Let's just flush the book away. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Looks like Tom is here to stay. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Friends like rocks will stand beside you. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Let's just hope that there's a live few. Fa la la la la-la la la la



Dueling wands and present dangers. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Lead to snakes and hidden chambers. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Don't write in diary's you don't own. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Use your email or the phone. Fa la la la la-la la la la

The moral of this story is... Fa la la la la-la la la la

Be sure your diary's yours, not his. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Hugs for Hagrid, Snape and Vector. Fa la la la la-la la la la

Read the book. Shoot the director. Fa la la la la-la la la la

(If you haven't seen the movie, the last scene with everyone hugging--even the Slytherins-- and welcoming Hagrid back is just a little far-fetched in my opinion. UUUUHHHH)