Author's Note: Ok, ok I KNOW I said I would make one with Kenshin next . . .but I decided to make a Sano one instead because of a request. Unique-Starfish helped me with one of these. ^_^ Thanks Angi-Chan!!! Enjoy!!
Disclaimers: Feh, you all probably know by now . . .I don't own Rurouni Kenshin.
Chapter 2: Sanosuke
*BEEP* Hey this is Sano. I'm currently in a dumpster right now, searching for a fishbone because I broke my last one. I'm down to my last sake bottle . . .KATSU!!! If you're hearing this PLEASE LEND ME SOME MONEY!! I PROMISE I'LL PAY YOU BACK!!!! *BEEP*
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*BEEP* SANO!! I may be an artist but I can't keep giving you money like this! And stop chewing that damn fishbone – it ruins your teeth!! *BEEP*
*BEEP* Hn, ahou. This is Saitou and I'm calling on the behalf of the police station. I'm tired of having to keep dragging your sorry ass home because of your drunk escapades. So either lay off the sake or I'm dragging your sorry as to jail next time. *BEEP*
*BEEP* SANOSUKE!!!! This Kaoru!!! You haven't been home all day!!!! I need you to go to the Akabeko and getting me things!! And help Kenshin with the laundry!! *BEEP*
*BEEP* Sanosuke? This is Kenshin. I would be very grateful, that I would be, if you could come back to the dojo. *whispering* Miss Kaoru is rather scary when she's angry. *voice in the background* KENSHIN!! WHAT DID YOU SAY?! *Kenshin, still whispering* Oh, no!! Sano please come help me . . .please?*BEEP*
*BEEP* Sanosuke, this is Tai. You've got quite a long bill from the Akabeko. I suggest you search for money other than taking it all away from that kind best friend of yours. By the way, it would be in your best interest to try to pay off the bill sometime in the near future. The interest rate I have on it is making the price go close to 1000 yen right now.*BEEP*
*BEEP* Hey rooster-head. This is Chou, otherwise known as the "broom-head". How about a re-match? *BEEP*
*BEEP* AOSH—Oh, Sano, is this your number? Ooops I must have misplaced a few numbers. This is Misao ^_^!! Have you seen Aoshi lately?? He went hunting yesterday and I haven't seen him since. . . *BEEP*
*BEEP* This is Dr. Gensai!! What a nice girlfriend you have!! I did not know you and Megumi were dating!! I wish you the best!!!*BEEP*
*BEEP* IDIOT!! This is Megumi! I'd appreciate if you'd come back from your dumpster and tell Dr. Gensai that we are NOT dating!! And why do I have your headband?! No wonder he thinks we're together!! _ *BEEP*
*BEEP* Oh, hi, I guess you're not Zanza the fighter for higher anymore are you? Oh, well. I thought I was going to offer you 1000 yen but I guess you don't need it . . . *BEEP*
*BEEP* Ahou – this is Saitou again. Instead of putting you in jail I recorded you singing. Of course, if you don't want to entire police department (not to mention your friends), laughing you out of Japan I suggest you call me back and we can arrange something. A suitable price perhaps? Of course, you could always be my punching
bag . . .or my stress ball – whichever.*BEEP*
*BEEP* This is the bar tender at the Tenrai Inn. I ask that you would please never come in here again! The customers are complaining about your singing.*BEEP*
*BEEP* Ummmm Sano? This is Yahiko. I found a lot of disturbing things in your room. Why do you have lacey underwear. *Hands clasp to his mouth* ARE AND MEGUMI – I gotta tell Kaoru this!!!*BEEP*
*BEEP* Oh, Sano!! I'm so happy for you!! This is Kaoru. But you still have to come back to the dojo and help me with the work around here!! *BEEP*
*BEEP* *sigh* Sano, this is Katsu. I have some extra cash. If you want it come and get it before I change my mind . . . *BEEP*
*BEEP* HI UNCLE SANOSUKE!!! This is Ayame and Sezume!! We are playing on Uncle Kenny's answering machine, that we are *giggling and laughing* See! We sound like Uncle Kenny, don't we!!! *BEEP*
*BEEP* *tears are welling up in his eyes* Sanosuke, I never knew you and Megumi were engaged!! I just found your ring on her drawers!! This is Dr. Gensai and I wish you THE BEST!!!* *BEEP*
*BEEP* Why do you have rings lying around, Sanosuke?! YOU MORON!!! Get back here . . .we need to "talk" – if you know what I mean!!! Call me back right away –this is Megumi!!! And why all of sudden does Kaoru and Yahiko think so now?! I have a feeling you had more to do with this than I imagined!!*BEEP*
*BEEP* Sanosuke, this is the last straw. I have your sake bar surrounded. Anything you do or say will be misquoted and used against you in court. *BEEP*
*BEEP* Sano, why must you get yourself in so much trouble? *sigh* This is Kenshin, that it is. Kaoru has given me some money to bail you out. By the way, Kaoru says it will be YOU who does the laundry for the next month. ^_^X I couldn't do anything about that, that I couldn't. *BEEP*
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