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Hey long time no write......lol...... lame joke, but if u wanna here a really lame joke.......................

Okay so theres these two sausages in a frying pan, right? And one of the sausages turns to the other and says, 'Woah its getting hot in here!', and the other sausage says, 'WOAH, A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!' hehehe im really weird, well u probably just want to read the story, no one reads authors notes, well the majority of ppl dont and im rambling so im gonna get on with the story now...............................................

Chapter 4- The Switch: Ron

Hermione sat in her dormitories like the night before, reliving the days events. The horrible words Ron and herself had thrown at each other, the avoidances, the hateful glances. And all because of a stupid letter from Viktor! Ron completely misunderstood the concept of the whole thing. The truth was, the day before, she had written Viktor to tell him that she had fallen in love with Ron, and was sorry for leading him on to believe that she loved him. It turned out that Viktor was in the same situation. He had fallen for a female member on his Quidditch team, so they were able to make a clean break.

If only Ron would have listened to her! A girls heart can only be broken so many times before it falls to pieces. She may be clever, but she was not prone to being outsmarted by love. Yes love. She had come to love Ronald Bilius Weasley, even though she had told him that she hated him. Oh and now, oh how she had regretted saying it. At the time she was positively sure that she hated him for the awful things he had said to her. But she was proved to be wrong, and that was very rare for Hermione. To be proved wrong. That didn't change the fact that she was truly, madly, deeply, in love with him. Hermione was even growing more so by the day, even in this time of hate. But now everything was ruined. Ron had told her that, he hated her, and she believed him. What a fool she was, a fool in love, and she was blinded by it. Everyone else who had witnessed their row, saw past the anger, and the hurtful words and guestures. They saw past it, beneath it, and they saw two fools. Two fools in love. In love with each other.

'I wish Icould forgive him. I want to forgive him, but I just ....can't' Hermione thought out loud before she managed to fall asleep, dreaming of Ron.

The next morning, Ron turned forcefully in his sleep, kicking at the blankets. He let out a loud snore, when he felt his arm being tugged on.

"Leave me the bloody hell alone Harry!" He mumbled groggily.

"Um, I'm not Harry," came a very feminine voice.

"LAVANDER! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL!"

"Relax, I like, wanted to wake you, 'cause you slept in, I mean its like 10:30, and you usually get up at like........ early. Are you sick or something? Or are you emotionally drained from your fight with Ron?"

"I am Ron you twit, and what in Merlin's name are you doing in the boys dormitories!?!"

"Umm, one thing, we're in the girls dormitories, and another, you must be sick, beacause you are Hermione." Lavander said, giving Ron a look like he was completely mental or something.

"I AM NOT HERMIONE!!" Ron bellowed, while glancing in a mirror. He was horrified, of the image he saw. The standing in front of the mirror was Hermione. He was Hermione! He was Ron in Hermione's body!

"OH MY GOD I AM HERMIONE!"

"Yeah duh! Who else would you be?" said Lavander in a rather bitchy fashion.

"Bloody Hell! I'm gonna kill her! I'M GONNA KILL HER!" shrieked Ron in Hermione's body. He just noticed how girly and bossy his voice sounded.

"Who are you gonna kill?"

"Uh, umm, I'm gonna kill..... GINNY! Yes Ginny! She umm, stole my..... book? Yes book." Hermione liked books right? After all she always had her nose stuck in one.

"I have to find her! To umm , get my book back!" Ron said uneasily, heading for the door.

"You're going like, like that?" Lavendar sneered.

"Yeah."

'Jeeze, now I know why Hermione thinks so poorly of Lavendar. She IS a bitch. Ron thought, in his own voice thankfully.

"Okay, but you're in your pyjamas. Don't you think you should get dressed first?"

"I am dressed, and I don't give a damn what you think! You are nothing but a bloody fucking bitch! So why don't you shove your opinions up your prissy arse!" and so Ron in Hermione's body stormed out of the room, slamming the door in Lavanders stunned face.

'If I'm in Hermione's body? Then that must mean..... THAT SHE'S IN MY BODY! Oh Gods!" Ron thought as he sprinted down the stairs in his newly feminine body.

AN: So thats the end! I really like this chapter! I hope you like it too! Thanx to all my reviewers! Love ya! Keep on truckin'! And by truckin' I mean reviewing!!!! Peace I'll post more soon!

C-HUNNIE! OUT!!!!!!!!!!