Wow!! I haven't updated in like forever!! And I'm sooooo sorry about that but I was on vacation before school starts and I had no computer!! So heres that update! FINALLY!

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ON WITH THE STORY!!!!

Chapter 6: Accusations and realizations amoung other things....

Both Ron and Hermione, stampeded into the common room at the exact same moment, with similar expressions, of confusion mixed with horror on their faces.

"Hermione!?!" shouted Ron at his own body.

"Ron!?!" shouted Hermione at her own body.

"Guys? I think you mixed up eachothers names. See your name is Ron," Harry said as he pointed at Rons body, "and your name is Hermione!" he continued, pointing at Hermione's body.

"Get out of my body!!!" Ron and Hermione screamed in unison, completely ignoring Harry's remarks.

"Okay I must have missed something, What the HELL is going on!" suggested Harry, demanding to know the reason behind his friends odd behavior. Ron shot Hermione a look that screamed, 'Should we Tell him!!!!???!!!!'

"Umm, er, Hermione," it was weird saying her own name and looking at her own body. "I need to uh, talk to you in private." Hermione as Ron said in her immitating Ron voice once more. She grabbed her own bodies arm and dragged it over to an unoccupied corner of the room. Hermione watched as Ron made her own body smile and wave pathetically in Harrys direction.

Harry saw Ron jab Hermione in the ribs in a very Hermione-esque manner, and Hermione curse and yell exactly like Ron at the impact.

'Something is definetly going on.....' he thought as he made his way out of the portrait hole unnoticed by the bickering two some.

"How the bloody hell did this happen!" screamed Ron red in the face.

"I haven't the faintest idea Ronald!" Hermione screamed back, placing her, well Rons hands on his hips. "and will you please not curse in my body!" she finished in a low but deep whisper.

"I will if you stop acting all girl like in mine!"

"God you're such a prat!" said Hermione rolling her eyes.

"And you're such a bossy Know it all!" Ron sing-songed mockinly.

"Can we please stop arguing, and agree to disagree for once! We have a major crisis on our hands Ron! What if we stay like this forever! I certainly don't want to be a hormonal teenaged boy, more or less a man! And I certainly don't want to be you!" she vented, her head collapsing in her hands.

"Well," said Ron through gritted teeth, "you should have thought of that before you made us switch bodies!"

"ME? You think? ME!?! That I did this! Why would I want to turn myself into, well, you!" She babbled unintentionally sounding like Ron.

"So you didn't"

"No Ronald, I didn't."

"Then who..."

"How am I supposed to know!"

"Well you normally know everything so...."

"I think we should tell Dumbledore, he'll know what to do about this."

"What about Harry......" guestured Ron in Hermione's body towards the area of the room where Harry once was.

"No Ron. He mustn't know!" snapped Hermione, "Now come on, we have to see Dumbledore immediately!" She continued, seizing Ron and dragging him, in her body to the portrait hole. They were halfway out of Gryffindor tower, when Hermione stopped dead in her tracks.

"Why are we stopping?" Ron said timidly, whining in exact female tone.

"Beacause Ronald...... you, well my body, is dressed like that! And I don't want the entire school to see me trudging around in my knickers!" She pointed to her body wearing lilac boyshorts, and a silky matching camisole that barely covered her midrift.

"What? I think its nice." said Ron, tugging at the camisole playfully, Hermione shot Ron a threatening look, and he immediately ceased.

"And besides, you're body is hardly dressed for the occasion." came Hermione.

"I'm wearing a shirt, right?" answered Ron.

"Well yeah..."

"Yeah, so just throw on one of my robes. I'm sure that will be decent enough for your Royal Highness." Ron teased.

"Fine," Hermione huffed, "But I am not strutting about in my undergarments and a robe, you just have to go put on some of my clothes."

"No problem," said Ron, using Hermione's voice, as he made his way over to the girls staircases. Halfway up he turned around and grinned cockily at Hermione.

"Now What?" She asked.

"Hey, I can look at myself naked!" He spoke confidently.

A group of seventh year guys sitting in the common room, just noticed, who appeared to be Hermione, in her revealing night wear, and began whistling and throwing cat calls her way. Ron shot them a flirtatious glance and winked at them seductively.

"RON!!!!!!" hissed Hermione. If looks could kill, Ron would have been dead 30 seconds ago, well technically he would have been dead the moment they met in first year, but still.

"Obviously I can't trust you with my body. So I am just going to have to dress you myself." she said stalking over to the staircase. Just as her foot touched the fourth step, the stairwell collapsed, turning into a giant slide, sending both Ron and Hermione to the bottom.

"Ha! Didn't think that would happen did ya! Now I'll just have to wear this." Ron made a clucking sound with his tongue, and pulled at the strap of his barely there top.

"No!" Hermione shoued, "I have an idea. Accio, my- Hermione's clothes! I always set out the next days clothes before I go to sleep." She added matter of factly, "A habbit you should take up if I may add."

A large bundle of clothes came soaring over to Hermione in Ron's body, before she dragged Ron up to his own dormitory. After making sure the dorm was empty of its tennants, and placing a locking charm on the door, Hermione gave her first command.

"Okay, close your eyes. If you open them, I will hurt some of your more precious body parts, and hex you into oblivian!" Ron made her own body look back at her as if to say, "Oh Really????"

"Okay, well when we get back to normal I will hurt some of you more precious body parts and hex you into oblivian!"

Thoroughly frightened by Hermione's comment, because he knew she would stick to her word, he forced his- Hermione's - eyes shut tight.

"Lift your arms,"

Ron did as he was told and lifted Hermione's arms. He shuddered at the contact. Even in this, awkward and horrific situation, he couldn't control his feelings for Hermione. Even if she was in his body. When she brushed her skin with his, he couldn't help but go into a trance. Hermione lifted off the camisole, and replaced it with her bra. That was when she noticed it.

"OH MY GOD!" she screamed.

"What? What is it?" asked Ron.

"Look at yourself!" Hermione yelled pointing at her- well technically Ron's -boxers. Ron's eyes averted to the slight bulge in Hermione's, his to be exact- trousers. Suddenly his face grew rather guilty.

"What were you thinking Hermione?" he asked coyly, hiding his guilt.

"Me!?! I wasn't thinking anything Ronald! At least not of that, nature. Why would I get aroused at the site of my own body?"

"I don't know........" Ron said, this time not masking his guilt as succesfully.

"You do know! You did this! But how?........... Is it possible that you can involuntarily control your, well yourself?" Hermione thought out loud. "But thats absurd! Or is it?.... Okay, Ron, if my theory is correct only you can make this stop. So umm I guess, think unsexy thoughts?"

"Right....think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts...." Ron chanted, his eyes shut tight once more. In his mind he pictured......... HARRY IN A THONG!

'That is so wrong.' He thought.

"Is it working?" Ron asked.

"No, try harder."

"Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts......." Next he pictured..... HIS MOTHER IN A THONG!

'DISGUSTING! GONNA VOM!'

"How 'bout now?"

"No. Honestly could you please hurry up!"

'If that won't work than what? OF COURSE!'

SNAPE IN A THONG! SHUDDER

"It's working!!" shouted Hermione, in relief that Ron's unmentionables stopped doing, whatever they were doing. "What were you thinking about?" she asked.

"You don't want to know. All I can tell you is that when this is all over, I'm gonna need some serious therapy." Ron answered.

"Now, will you please control, your libido, so I can finish dressing my body!" Hermione nagged. Ron nodded in reply, looking as if he was permantly embarressed. Before long he was dressed in a black pleated skirt, and a loosely fitted wool sweater.

"A skirt, Hermione? A skirt?"

"Yes. And here I thought you'd be more concerned about the bra!" Ron felt his ears burn white hot at the comment of hers.

"Now can we please, hurry along and see Dumbledore!" Hermione nagged once more

"Right." Ron answered roboticly, and with that final word, the two ventured off to find the headmaster.

AN: Yeah not the best chapter in the world, I'm not too fond of it meself, but let me know what you think, next chapter may be a little better, I think I may be loosing my edge! NO!!

Chirsmukkah-hunnie OUT!!!