Ok… FF.net… I love you to death but this has got to stop. My story has been taken down for the third time, and frankly, I don't know why. So here goes my attempt to prove to you that there is NOTHING wrong with it
The notification I was sent is exactly quoted: " Main reason for removal: 'Not allowed: mst, chat, real person based, interactive, etc.'"
MST - this obviously isn't an mst
Chat - obviously not a chat…
Real person based - I state this now… all characters are fictional. Sake and Cecil only exist as a small part of my mind.
Interactive - comments are appreciated but if you truly wish to communicate with me… IM me. My public aim name is "fighting apathy"
Etc - wtf eh? I'm assuming Etc is short for "cause we just don't like you"
Check my profile for the rules.
Disclaimer: Sake and Cecil are mine... the rest of the characters belong to their respective creators...
Glorfindel's Revenge:
"Legolas... do you think I should go back to black?" she sat on the bed, holding a few locks of pink hair close to her face, examining them.
"I think you've changed your hair color enough times in the past year..." he said, putting an arm around her shoulder.
"Awe... don't be boring... besides... it's summer... and the pink was meant to match my snowboard," Sake took out her wallet and opened it to stare at a picture of the beautiful baby blue and pink Sims snowboard and kissing it, said, "I miss you, baby."
Cecil rolled his eyes, "You and that snowboard..."
"What's wrong, jealous Cecil?" Legolas started to tease but was interrupted by a knock at the door. He got up and opened it, letting a man in.
"... Sake. Now I know you don't much like me," Aragorn paused, "But I'm here to ask you a favor... well... you see, I couldn't think of anyone else to turn to... and there's a bit of a problem--"
"GET ON WITH IT!" Now... Sake can be very patient at times... but when someone like Aragorn decides to disturb her, there's a problem.
"Look outside."
She took a step towards the window she was already facing and peeked around the curtains only to see enormous crowds of angry people swarming around the walls of Minas Tirith, demanding entrance. "What on earth is that for?!"
"Well... we were fine fending off the true Tolkien fans who KNEW about Glorfindel from the start, but once word got out to the 'rabid fan girls,' as you call them, that the movies could have had another 'hot elf boy' they got... uh... pissed. Soooo... now they're all here with Arwen. In combination with all of my 'rabid' fan girls who want Arwen out of the picture, this is a very massive army with the soul though of destruction of my wife in their minds," Aragorn was looking very nervous and desperate. And desperate he must have been to turn to Sake for help.
Sake smiled slightly, "So you want me to protect Arwen?"
"Well... yes..."
"Well, Aragorn, dear friend, I promise you I will do whatever it takes than is within in my power to stop them from killing Arwen."
Aragorn was quite surprised, "R-really?"
"As long as it's in my power..."
"Well... then I'll give you everything you need!"
"Alright... but first sign this contract, we have to make it legal you know..."
Yes... a contract randomly appeared.
"Of course... but what does it state?"
"What we just went over... that I can do anything I want to make sure Arwen isn't killed," Sake said, sincerely.
Aragorn scanned the document over, and it said just what Sake had told him. He shrugged and signed it, there was clearly no catch.
At that moment Arwen came in and practically pounced on Sake. Pinning her against the wall, ready to strangle her, Arwen yelled, "WHAT'S THE CATCH?!" She knew Sake couldn't be trusted.
"My dear Arwen... there is not catch! I plan to do whatever it takes to keep you from dying," Sake was keeping very cool, and it was scaring everyone in the room.
"I don't believe you," Arwen still had her pinned to the wall.
"I swear on Legolas' life that I will stick to the contract!"
Arwen narrowed her eyes and Legolas left to meet a lawyer about his will, "Fine... but you know what will happen if you don't."
"Of course I do." Sake was still smiling as Arwen lowered her and left the room with Aragorn.
"Come on... what's the catch?" Cecil knew better than to believe her.
Sake smiled and put an arm around him, "No catch... I do whatever it takes to keep Arwen from dying... even if it means torturing her in front of thousands of people to keep them satisfied enough not to kill her."
"Genius," Cecil hugged her, "I love you!"
She pulled back the curtains to look at the crowd once more, "And so will everyone out there."
To be continued... BAHAHAHAAA.
Can I get a w00t w00t? If you're happy to see Sake, and you're waiting to see Arwen get tortured go and give a review.