Hey guys… I think this story is very spiritual… it's good for the soul… lets you get some anger out and some laughs in… right?

A/N: Ok… that was pretty gay, wasn't it? The chapter was originally much longer [and better]… and actually introduced Glorfindel into the story, but I thought it was TOO long and made it another chapter… Which will be uploaded in a day or two.

Glorfindel's Revenge: Chapter 2... I think…

This here lovely little scene opens with our dear friend, Sake, sitting on a chair in the room the story started in. Her head is in her hands, and she's pulling her hair, talking to Legolas and Cecil, "I don't know guys…"

"Why? What's wrong?" Cecil asked.

"I'm just not feeling it… My hearts not into this stuff like it was with the Arwen torture. I'm losing interest, FAST."

"Then why keep going?"

"I feel like I have to…"

"Well you HAVE signed that contract," Legolas joined into the conversation, "But If you don't think you can keep it up… I'd be glad to help you find another way…"

"No… I can keep going… I'm just confused about a couple things," Sake got up, putting her blue and white Billabong cap on, she walked out the door. The elves shrugged and followed her.

Outside the city walls, there's a large tent set up with heavily armed infantry guarding it. Hundreds, perhaps thousands, of people are outside, shoving to get in. The guards were having quite a hard time keep them back. There were vendors everywhere, selling various things… Food, hot dogs and whatnot… fan wear, mostly shirts declaring hatred for Arwen or a vow of love to random elves… Weapons, swords, bow, shuriken, spears, and all of the happy stuff… and lawn gnomes - need I say more?

Inside this tent, there was a large circle… in the middle of the circle was a set of stocks (or pillory if you may). From a back entrance, Sake entered, followed by the elves (dragging Arwen). Legolas and Cecil locked Arwen into the stocks and Sake went over to her.

"Why you nasty little piece of--" Arwen was cut off by Sake's hand covering her mouth.

Sake kneeled down next to her, "What that? The sound of Arwen's breathing? Yes… Why I think it is," Sake pulled out the contract, "And what this? Aragorn's signature? On a piece of paper that says that all Sake has to worry about is Arwen staying alive…" Sake stood, letting go of Arwen's mouth, "And tell me… what is Arwen's breathing a sign of? We all hear it… but what does it mean?"

"It means she's alive!" A voice came from behind.

"Now who's the genius who got that obvious question corre--" Sake turned around, "Ai Eru… Blood! Dearest blood relative of mine… What brings you to this realm of fantasy?"

The [self-described] "psychotic demon looking guy" grinned and spoke, "Heard you were having one of these… party… type things." You'd be surprised how much of an idiot he really is… -.-

"You… uh… just sit in the corner over there and be a good little boy."

"But… I wanna torture Arwen!" He started to cry and whine… and you can imagine how weird it must look to see such a demonic person, red eyes gleaming, crying like a baby.

"You'll get your chance… but first, our friends outside… let them in."

Now I could probably get very detailed or just leave this very dry. What need for detail do you need however? You know what happens when a person's stuck in the stocks. I'll just put it this way… They let a few people in at a time and they took all of their anger out on Arwen… sure they beat her quite a bit, yelled at her, threw stuff at her… and yes, she was in a lot of pain. There were a few points where people had to be controlled so they didn't kill her, and Arwen had to be given quite a few breaks. But I think everyone was quite satisfied.

Just think… wouldn't it be nice if one of the people you hated was sitting in the middle of the room… tied up, just waiting for you? I know a lot of people would enjoy that. I, however, wouldn't care less. I wouldn't want to take a cheap shot like that. If it were a person I utterly loathed, then I'd want to seem superior to them, and beating a person when they're helpless would sure bring down anyone's opinion of someone.

One of the reasons this doesn't seem to be as good as the Aragorn torture is because I only do this for the crowd's entertainment… If you noticed, Aragorn was tortured in privacy while all of this must be done in front of a crowd… It sure changes a lot of things.

All that matters though, is in the end, Arwen was quite bruises and beaten… I think that's the only mental image anyone wants to see anyway.

"Blood… clear everyone out and you can have some fun, yourself," Sake told the demon.

He sprouted wings and flew out of the tent. A combination or screaming and laughter was heard outside, sure he was violent, but he got the job done. All of the raging lunatics that had once been gathered outside were gone now, and Blood was back in the tent.

"Can I torture her now?"

"No."

"But… you said--"

"And you were foolish enough to believe me."

Blood's bottom lip trembled, he went into chibi form. His big, red, glowing eyes shined with tears as he tried to convince Sake to let him have his fun.

"Some other time!" She turned around and walked out, leaving the elves to deal with the bloody mess formerly known as Arwen.

To be continued… [very soon]

Mata - yes… well I'd say it's a combination of too much free time, a feeling that I have to do this for the few fans I have, and the scary demon holding a gun to my head… Now that I've answered your question, will you answer mine? If there's no point to this… why are you reading it? Too much free time?

I love friendly reviewers and constructive criticism!