Hiei-Rulez: Glorfy is everyone's "little nickname" for him… and don't worry. It wasn't your shovel… I'm sure your shovel has a mind of its own and would probably turn on Arwen and try to stab her to death.
Glorfindel's Revenge: Chapter… 4... I'm pretty sure.
"Arwen! Arwen! Wake up you ugly, old hag!" Sake was slapping the elf's face, trying to shake her out of a deep sleep.
"What? Where am I?" She looked up, eyelids heavy, "What happen?"
"Erm… you passed out… you're in the House of Healing right now."
Arwen blinked a good few times and sat up. She shook her head and looked around. She finally realized what was going on and got herself back together, "Wait… what do you want?"
Sake sat at the edge of the bed, but Arwen kicked her off. She got up and dusted herself off, narrowing her eyes, she muttered, "You'll regret that…"
Arwen rolled her eyes impatiently, "What do you want?"
"You lord Aragorn has requested I take a less violent approach with my task and I did come to tell you about my new plan but it looks like you don't seem to care if you get ripped to shred…" Sake held out a contract, "So if you'd kindly release me from your service I'll be on my way."
Arwen took it, about to sign, "Good riddance! I don't need you!"
"Arwen… please don't be rash…" Aragorn took the paper away from her and handed it back to Sake, "There isn't anyone else who can really help us… It's for the best… please try to be nice. Sake says she won't let the mean people torture you anymore."
Sake smirked behind Aragorn's back, "We shall be putting you into disguise and sending you to an undisclosed location. So secret, in fact, not even Aragorn will know where you are or how you are to look."
Arwen raised an eyebrow.
"… and in doing so, we wish to hide you and your where-abouts from the 'AHGF' as we're now calling them--" Sake attempted to continue but was interrupted.
"'AHGF?'" Arwen questioned.
"Arwen Hating Glorfindel Fans--"
"Hah, nice name… couldn't think of anything more childish?"
Aragorn frowned, "Hey… it was my idea."
"Oh… I'm sorry dear… it's a lovely name," Arwen assured him.
"May I continue…?"
"Yes…"
"Well… to put this in simple terms… If they can't tell who you are, they don't know who you. If they don't know who you are they can't find where you are, and if they can't find you, they can't hurt you. So Arwen, you will be sent off in exchange for a new squire for Aragorn, and that will be our cover. You'll take on a new identity, and no longer be known as Arwen… Any questions?"
"Oh! Oh! Pick me!" Blood was jumping up and down, waving his hands in the air.
"Any intelligent questions?"
Blood kept at it.
"What, Blood?"
"So do we get to kill anything?"
"Perhaps…"
"YES!" And he ran off to do a victory lap, or dance, or celebrate in some way… possibly with alcohol and a pinata… I don't know… whatever demons like to do when they're happy or have good news.
"Well… anymore questions?"
"If I'm not Arwen, who am I?" Arwen looked up, half scared.
"We shall call you," Sake paused and looked around, searching for an idea. She spotted a Harry Potter book and a Bio-feedback demo CD, "Harry… Bush…. That's it! Harry Bush!"
"Ai Eru…" Arwen didn't seem to like the name too much.
"Any more questions?"
The room was silent…
"In that case… Arwen, I expect you to be reporting to me as soon as you're well and able to," and with that, Sake put on her cloak and left for her room, leaving Aragorn to put up with Arwen's constant bitching and moaning.
To be continued…
VERY SHORT! I KNOW!
When I started typing this I wasn't planning on stop but it just occurred to me that it would be easier to post this chapter and the chapter it's explaining in short intervals of each other rather than make one long chapter… and it would make more sense… And it would also give you time to wonder how I could possibly torture Arwen with something like that…
Which brings us to our next point… I think I'm going to give Aragorn a harem just because it would be funny… I don't know, it was just a spontaneous little thought.
And in my closing statement I shall give credit to a really cool band: Bio-Feedback. They're good friends of mine [especially Steve-O!!! I'm Sketch btw.], and you should check out their site… my favorite song by them is "Nervous Breakdown" so be sure to listen to that.
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