Yeah sorry about taking so long to update… I didn't know I was going on vacation until my mom suddenly went, "Pack your bags, we're leaving for AC"
Anyway… New characters to be introduced. Before starting the chapter, I'd like to personally apologize to Lady Alionae in case I tear apart her characters… There's no better way for me to put it that by using her own words so here it is, untouched:
"Alright, this is a weird one, Half-reddragon half-elf, big red dragon wings (Go Dragons!!)
and a dragon tail, I usually wear black leather (go leather!) and the only person/random creature that follows me around is a remarkably annoying half-elf who goes by the name of Tinco (Tinco: oh and you're not annoying?) notice he doesn't deny it. He has copper-colored hair, dark blue eyes, and a trademark smirk that bears an incredible resemblance to Draco Malfoy's. He usually wears a T-shirt jeans, and carries around a foldable boat paddle which he likes to hit me with. unfortunately for him LIS (Lady Isilme Skysong) comes out of my head when he hits me, he doesn't like her, she's gasp sensible and sane! Ok that was a kind of long description, as for personality, I'm insane, I'll laugh at almost anything, I like pain especially other peoples and I get angry and bored easily, oh and my friends coughvictimscough call me an evil genius, my plans aren't always the most inconspicuous, but they do get the job done in an efficient and unique way. yeah I know really long go ahead and complain if you want."
And If anyone WOULD like to complain you'll have to consult our customer service department which is headed by DC, with his assistant, Katsu.
DC: looks up from polishing ak-47 Huh?
Katsu: looks up from deck of cards he's shuffling. Eyes gleam red Why do I have to be the assistant?
CAUSE I SAID SO!
Katsu: Fine… Fine…
Anyway… On with the story!
Glorfindel's Revenge: Chapter: the Chapter after the one before it.
"Alright Cecil, you're accompanying Arwen."
"Wha?! Why me?"
"Because… no one else is smart enough for this job… other than Legolas anyway."
"So why can't Legolas do it?"
"Because Legolas is sexier than you…"
"… You're mean …"
"Awe… poor baby… get over it and go pack!"
"Where am I going?"
Sake blinked, "I don't know… you're supposed to figure that out."
Cecil rolled his eyes and opened the door to leave but stepped back in surprise when he found Arwen standing there ready to knock. He merely nodded and stepped aside to let her in before continuing on his way out.
"Arwen! What a lovely surprise! What brings you here?"
"You told me to come here…"
"Oh… yeah… well, now that you are here, we're going to bring in our expert team of make up and costume artists to put on your disguise! So follow me!" Sake turned to a book case and pulled on a book labeled "Engineering Thermodynamics with Applications -- Third Edition" and the book case moved forward slightly, revealing a small crack in the wall.
"I always wondered why you had that book."
"What? I was into Engineering in third grade…" Arwen raised an eyebrow and Sake shrugged, "What? I was a weird little kid…"
"You still are."
Sake stuck her tongue out and then disappeared into the passage behind the book case. Arwen rolled her eyes and followed. The passage took them through a long and narrow, stone hall until they finally emerged on the set of what appeared to be a TV show.
"What is this?" Arwen asked as she looked around.
"It's a side job…"
"But what is it?"
"Well… it's sort of like a bastardization of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."
Arwen raised an eyebrow… she seems to do that a lot around Sake.
"Instead of a guy going metro sexual, it's a girl going… uhm… drag queen/king?"
The look on Arwen's face can be best described by using this well known emoticon: o.O
"Come on… it'll be fun!" Sake tried to give her a reassuring grin but in the end… Arwen had to be dragged to a chair and strapped down.
"It's for your own good!" Legolas yelled. He was sitting nonchalantly in a chair on the opposite side of the stage/set, watching with an amused look on his face.
Meanwhile… Cecil was looking for ideas on what to do with Arwen. He was sitting on his bed with a laptop open on his lap, hoping to find ideas in reviews and email. Hoping that taking a break from the computer would help his thought process, he got up and went to the window and looked out.
His room had a perfect view of the garden, and the sun was shining brightly, he thought back to everything Sake had said to Arwen: knowing her, there had to be a loop hole.
"Alright… So Sake has promised Aragorn that Glorfindel's fans won't hurt her…" he spoke to himself, thinking back to the reviews, "that could mean she intends for Aragorn to torture her… but she wants to send Arwen away…"
"If they can't tell who you are, they don't know who you. If they don't know who you are they can't find where you are, and if they can't find you, they can't hurt you. So Arwen, you will be sent off in exchange for a new squire for Aragorn, and that will be our cover. You'll take on a new identity, and no longer be known as Arwen…"
"Wait a minute… we're not allowed to hurt Arwen but if Arwen isn't Arwen anymore… then we can hurt her! Hm…" Cecil looked back to the laptop, "I think I may have an idea…" He gathered his things and got ready to leave.
Sake grabbed a chair and sat down next to Legolas, they both watched as an elf, a dwarf, a hobbit and a man fussed over her. They cut her hair, filed her nails, stripped her down, and brought new clothes. Many protests from Arwen were heard, but they were always countered by insults from the four working on her.
"How long do you think we're going to be sitting here?" Legolas asked, obviously quite bored.
"I don't know… but it's sort of entertaining."
"Sort of…" Legolas' ears perked up, "Do you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"That… music."
"Music?"
"Yes! It's getting louder!"
"Legolas, I don't hear anything-- wait…" Sake rose and stood attentive, "What… the… fuck?"
There was this strange Jamaican tune in the air, growing louder by the moment. As the source of the music drew closer, Sake was able to make out the lyrics. It went:
"Follow the leader, leader, leader… Follow the leader!"
"Sake…?" Legolas looked at her, with a look of almost horror on his face.
Sake just gaped in awe as she saw Galadriel come dancing in followed by an ENOURMOUS conga line consisting of several races and well known figures. Directly behind the obviously drunk and perhaps stoned Galadriel was the well-known Bob Marley… and behind him… was at least a thousand others.
The great Lady of the Wood lead her conga line around the studio, and just as Sake and Legolas thought it would never end, a few elves came in dragging a very large stereo on wheels as the source of the music. Some audience members got up and joined the line, some people already on the line fell off. Alcohol was suddenly everywhere brought in and the smell of weed filled the air.
"Legolas… is Galadriel getting high with Bob Marley?"
"Yeah… I think so… though I might be stoned and hallucinating the whole thing."
"Well… I don't know… I guess we could grow marijuana instead of mallorn," A rather flustered Galadriel was telling Bob Marley, both still up and dancing, with slurred speech, "but I don't know if Celeborn would jump for that!"
"Well you're your own woman, aren't you? You don't really need him… He should be listening to you, everyone knows you're the genius behind Lothlorien!" Bob Marley told her.
"Ya know what? You're right! I don't neeeed him! I don't need anyone!" Galadriel swayed slightly but still kept her pace at the front of the line. She took a swig from the bottle in her hand and pulled a joint out of Mr. Marley's mouth to take a drag.
Cecil looked down at a paper in his hand and took a deep breath, "Well… this is the place!" He knocked on the door he stood in front of and waited patiently. When the door opened he started, "Lady Alionae--" but he stopped when he realized it wasn't her, "Oh… you must be Tinco. Well, I have a request from--"
And with that I end the fic…
Yeah. I know the update took me a while, but that's because:
1. Soccer has started - I don't really want to play but if I don't my mom's making me get a job… -.-
2. Laptop es el homosexual. I had to run a system recovery because it was being gay so I lost a lot of stuff…
3. There's probably another reason I can't think of right now.
Anyway… if there was anyone else who wanted to be in the fic, e-mail me, IM me… you know the deal. School starts soon and I have to start reffing which technically is my job, but my mom says it doesn't count cause its not steady I'm sure I'll be able to keep updates going, on holidays at least… but yeah… I may need to turn it over to someone else like I did with blood last time…
Well -- r&r everyone.