Yes, everyone claims that they know what the Yuyu Hakusho characters look and act like... but that's only on camera. What? Did you seriously think that was how they really acted? COME ON! THEY HAVE LIVES TOO YOU KNOW! WHY IF I EVER GET MY HANDS ON YOU I SWEAR I'LL...oops, sorry. Got a little carried away there. Anyways, sit back, grab a bowl of popcorn and enjoy the show!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yuyu Hakusho. ya-dee-da-dee-da.
The REAL Yusuke
Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"
Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."
Yusuke: "Thank goodness! *pulls off mask to reveal true self to be an extremely ugly girl* (A/N: I'll bet you didn't see that coming. Especially after all those scenes with him now wearing a shirt huh?) *drooling* "Now, where's that sexy Shishi Wakamaru?"
Shishi: *walks by* "Oh no, not you again!" *runs off*
Yusuke: "Come on Shishi! You know you can't resist me!" *chases after Shishi*
The REAL Kuwabara and Yukina
Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"
Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."
Kuwabara: "Finally. Now I can read that novel." *pulls out Lord of the Rings*
5 minutes later
Kuwabara: "Well that was an extreme disappointment." *puts the finished book on the table* "What am I supposed to do now? I could always tutor Kurama in math, yet, I don't believe there is a soul alive that could help that fool."
Yukina: *walks by*
Kuwabara: "Hello Yukina. Would you like to play a game of Trivial pursuit or Cranium with me?"
Yukina: "Ummm...sorry but, one: even if I did want to play your stupid game I can't because I'm going raving. And two: Nobody likes you. (A/N: You tell him Yukina!) I only play that little good girl so I can use the money to by drugs." *pops in some ecstacy*
The REAL Kurama and Boton
Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"
Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."
Kurama: *pulls of wig and mask to reveal that he's really and ugly old bald guy* "Man that wig is...uh...what's the word again? Oh yea! Itchy! Man that wig is itchy!"
Kuwabara: *walks by* "My goodness you have grammar issues."
Kurama: "What in tarnation is yous talkin bout? I ain't gots none grammar issues."
Kuwabara: "Pathetic." *walks off*
Boton: "Don't worry Kurama, I think your sexy this way." *Feels his hairy and flabby chest*
Kurama: "Come on baby." *brings Boton to his smelly old trailer* "Let's have some fun."
3 hours later
Boton: "Wow! I can't believe how good you are at that!" *fixes hair*
Kurama: "Yea, that was the best game of Scrabble I ever played too." (A/N: What did you think they were doing huh? Don't deny it. I know what you were thinking. Naughty naughty)
The REAL Hiei
Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"
Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."
Hiei: "Where is my french vanilla cappuccino mocha almond fudge pecan latte low fat smoothie?!"
Girl: *brings it out on a golden platter* "Here you are Hiei-sama."
Hiei: *takes one sip and spits it out* THERE IS 2% MILK IN THIS! YOU KNOW I ONLY DRINK 1.725%!"
Girl: *mutters under breathe* "what a pre-Madonna. I should have never taken this job."
Hiei: "WHAT?! PRE-MADONNA? DON'T WORRY YOU WON'T HAVE THIS JOB IN A FEW SECONDS. AND I'LL MAKE SURE THAT YOU NEVER WORK HERE AGAIN! DRAGON OD THE DARKNESS FLAME!!!"
Girl: x_x
Kuramfan: "I think that you may have gotten a little carried away there Hiei."
Hiei: *twitches* Oh really, you think I got carried away huh? WELL HOW'S THIS FOR CARRIED AWAY?!" *destroys everything in a 5 mile radios*
The REAL Genkai
Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"
Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."
Genkai: *poofs into a two month old infant* "Goo goo, ga ga."
The REAL Koenma Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"
Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."
Koenma: *unzips costume and turns out to be an 8'2 ½ tall basketball player*
director: "Koenma? Can I have a word with you? Please step into my office."
Koenma: "Sure." *bumps head on doorway and passes out*
director: *sigh* "That's the third time this week."
And that was just half of the characters that I plan to tell you act in real life. R&R please! Unless you don't want me to continue that is.