I'm back! Yes it's true! Like it or not, I'm continuing! Well, here's the rest of the story so here you go.


The REAL Jin and Touya

Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"

Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."

Jin: *clears throat and instead of having his sexy Irish accent he instead has a weird British one* "WAHOO! BRITISH PRIDE!" *waves the British flag*

Touya: *skips by and gives Jin an invitation* "Wanna come to my birthday party? There will be cake, ice cream, and everything!"

Hiei: "SWEET SNOW?! WHERE?"

Jin: (ignoring Hiei) "Screw you Touya! I never liked you anyway. I only pretended to be friends with you because you gave me your brownies at lunch break. So there."

Touya: "I can't believe you! Your little bitch! That's it! We are not friends any longer." *tears up invitation*

Jin: "Yea, well, can I still have your brownies?"

Touya: "Go fuck the wind."

The Real Toguro brothers

Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"

Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."

younger Toguro: "Oh look! It's a baby bunny! Can I pet it big brother?"

older Toguro: "Yea yea, whatever." *goes back to playing Pokemon*

younger Toguro: "YAY!" *picks up bunny and snuggles it* "First I'm gonna pet you, then I'm gonna feed you, and then I'm gonna set you free!"

older Toguro: "ALL RIGHT! I caught a Pikachu!"

younger Toguro: *continues to snuggle bunny* "I love you. Yes I do! Who loves you? Yes! I love you! Good bunny!"

older Toguro: *gameboy's power goes out* NOOO!!! I DIDN'T SAVE! MY LITTLE PIKACHU!"

The REAL Karasu and Bui

Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"

Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today." Karasu: *takes off cloak to reveal extremely stylish/sexy clothes*

Bui: *takes off armor to reveal a frilly pink dress* "Hey Karasu! Wanna play barbies with me? Here! You can be Chelsie!" *hands barbie to Karasu*

Karasu: *blows up barbie*

Bui: *tearing up* "Why did you do that?!"

Karasu: "Hello? There was like no possible way to fix her hair. I was just putting her out of her misery."

The REAL Yoko

Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"

Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."

Yoko: *holds up a sign that reads 'Lost all my money playing the slots and on girls. Please donate loose change, a tent, or maybe a cheeseburger...yea! A cheeseburger! But no onions! Yuck! Onions are gross. Happy holidays!'*

The REAL Kieko and Shizuru

Yusuke: "Spirit gun!"

Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."

Kieko: "Gosh this job is stressful." *lights a cigarette*

Shizuru: *slaps cigarette out of Kieko's hand*

Kieko: "What the fuck did you do that for?"

Shizuru: "KIEKO?! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! Do you know how may people die each year from smoking related diseases? Do you know what it does to your teeth, hair, skin, breathe, not to mention brains, lungs, stomach, and other vital organs? Do you know..." *goes on for the rest of the story explaining how smoking is wrong*

So, did we learn anything? If you liked my story then I'll give you a piece of candy. And if you didn't...THEN NO CANDY FOR YOU! And remember: don't EVER think that anime character's act the same on T.V. And also, make sure not to smoke! Cuz if you do then I'll just be forced to send the REAL Shizuru over and have a nice long chat with you.