The Sohma's Have A Party
Disclaimer: I do not own fruits basket, dah. Or the songs in this fanfic either.
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Chapter 6: Fun times and Dares
"Let's see a dare for Hatori. What shall it be?" Shigure pondered. "I know. Just let me get the stuff." Shigure ran off into the corner and he set up the karioke machine.
"Hatori Sohma, your dare is to sing one song by our favorite singer, who has an excellent boob job, Brittany Spears." Shigure said smiling wickedly.
Hatori got up and walked over to the stage. But before he could even pick up the microphone, Shigure stood up again.
"One more thing I almost forgot. I have a costume for you." Shigure reaches into his bag, and pulls out, a slinky black cocktail dress.
The entire family went silent. Eyes were big as saucer plates. Sweat drops kept coming down. Tohru however rumpled up her nose. She stood up and plucked the dress from Shigure's grasp. She studied it for a moment before venturing a question.
"Shigure, isn't this the dress you got me for my birthday? But it was a little bit big?" She questioned confused.
"Why yes Tohru it is." He stated calmly.
She blushed horribly and walked back to her seat. Shigure smiled up at Hatori. Hatori looked horrified and he stayed where he was. Shigure went up to him and spoke.
"Either you take this dress and put it on in the bathroom or I put it on you right here."
"I'll be right back, maybe." He said eyeing the dress.
The entire Sohma family and Hana and Uo and Tohru grimaced at the thought of Hatori in a dress. He had been gone for a while before he finally came back. He was wearing the dress, but he had his lab coat on over it. He walked up to the stage. He pushed "ON". And then he bagan.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
(His silky voice blended perfectly with the music.)
I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
(He shakes his hips in a very feminine manner and he slowly unbuttoned his lab coat.)
Oh baby, baby
Chorus
OOPS I did it again
I played with your heart
And got lost in the game (oh baby baby)
OOPS you think I'm in love,
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
(He shakes his hair and glares at the audience in that sexy glare. The audience shudders and certain people almost faint.)
You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh
(His lab coat is fully unbuttoned. His perfect legs shine and he's not pale either. He also doesn't have hairy legs. That'd be gross.)
Chorus
OOPS I did it again
I played with your heart
And got lost in the game (oh baby baby)
OOPS you think I'm in love,
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
(He rips off the lab coat and raises an eyebrow before winking.)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
"All aboard"
"Brittany, before you go, there's something I want you to have"
"Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?"
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"
"Well baby, I went down and got it for you"
"Oh, you shouldn't have"
(He takes a ring out of his pocket and slips it on, slowly.)
Oops I! did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops you!... think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent.......
(He winks at the audience before dancing. And he dances well.)
Chorus 2x
(He finishes off with a flourish bow and he prances off the stage and into the bathroom)
The audience sits there silently staring at the stage. In shock they can't move. They can't clap and they can barely breath. Hatori comes out of the bathroom and looks at everyone. He raises his eyebrows and sits back down.
"Shigure, you could have thought of a new dare. That one is getting a bit old." He stated before sulking back into the couch.
"Wait a sec, you've done…that…before?" Kyo said his eyes wider then even saucers.
"Yes of course. Shigure does that to me every time we play Truth or Dare. Different songs and different dresses, but more or less the same thing." He said smiling.
Everyone shook their heads and continued with the game. Kyo got dared to kiss Kagura on the cheek. Yuki was truthed about the skirts found in his closet. He said they weren't his, but he was blushing slightly. All they way down to Akito. It was his turn to dare someone.
"I have a dare for the entire male Sohma family here." He smiled evilly. "I dare you men/boys to go to the Halloween dance at the high school dressed up as women. Also, you have to have Miss Tohru here, dress you up." He finished smirking.
Everyone looked at the guys and smiled. They all sat there, horror struck. The girls were all looking at Tohru. She was smiling thoughtfully. She was going over what she had to work with. She had a few dresses, but she might have to ask Ayame if they could take a trip to his shop.
"We'll do it." They all answered at once. This was going to be one dance they never forget.
I know this one was short too, but I have to build up the suspense for the next chapter. Also remember who you want to have kissed Tohru. Message me and I'll fit it in somehow. If you don't remember what I'm talking about check chapter 5 near the end. Oh yeah, and I really don't like Brittany Spears, I just wanted to know how you would react to something like that.