Well, I do believe that this is my last chapter for this story. I hope you like it. Oh yea! And I put Kuronue in this one, you may not know who Kuronue is, so if you don't than you can just skip over him if you want. Ah yes, the disclaimer...well I don't really feel like doing it so my school lunch can do it instead. ENJOY!


School lunch: Fan Fan does not own YuYu Hakusho! But I own you all! Muhahahahahahaha!


The REAL Sazaku

Yusuke: "Spirit Gun!"

Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."

Suzaku #1: "Has anyone seen my watch?"

Suzaku #6: "Is this it?" *holds up a watch*

Suzaku #1: "No."

Suzaku #3: "Is this it?" *holds up another watch*

Suzaku #1: "No."

Suzaku #5: "Well, we all have the same watch...so how do you know which one is yours Suzaku #1?"

Suzaku #1: "Because MINE has a crack in it."

Suzaku #2: "How did you get a crack in it?"

Suzaku #1: "Because stupid Suzaku #4 dropped it at the family reunion last year."

Suzaku #4: "I remember that...*shutters* and we were the smallest family there."

Suzaku #7: *huffs* "I hate being a septuplet."


The REAL Chu and Askuto

Yusuke: "Spirit Gun!"

Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."

Chu and Askuto: "STRIKE! STRIKE! STRIKE!"

Director: *runs over* "What is the meaning of this?! I pay both of you slightly above minimum wage!"

Askuto: "THAT'S NOT THE REASON! We're going on strike until every single person that works on this show is alcohol free."

Chu: "We already lost Rinku to alcohol in a car accident...the poor kid, he was so young."

Rinku: "That's not true! I'm right here! And I never drunk any kind of alcohol in my life!"

Askuto: "Well, maybe...but look at team Toguro over there getting drunk!"

team Toguro: "What are you talking about? We're drinking smoothies."

Chu: "Oh...well, look at team Urameshi over there drinking beer!"

Team Urameshi: "Huh? We're just drinking root beer." (A/N: Yuuuum, Root Beer)

Askuto: "Oh, well then, I guess there's no reason for us to be on strike."

Chu: "Wanna go get dinner?"

Askuto: "Sure!"

Director: *holds head* "Uhh, I need a beer."



The REAL Kuronue

Yusuke: "Spirit Gun!"

Director: "And cut! Good job people! That's enough for today."

Kuronue: "Yo yo yo! Where's my bling bling?"

Extremely skimpy girl: *brings out Kuronue's "bling bling"*

Kuronue: "Yo thanks sexy mama, I'll see you later."

Yoko: *walks by*

Kuronue: "Yoko! Sup home slice?"

Yoko: "If your trying to ask me how I am, I'm fine. Hey, you got any change?"

Kuronue: "Fo shizzle! Anything for my boys up in da hood! Here ya go." *gives Yoko a $ necklace from a 25 cent machine*

Yoko: -_-"Uhh, thanks Kuronue."

Kuronue: "Anythin for my demon brother. *looks at watch* Oh HELL no! I'm gonna be late for the audition for that filthy new demon rap group. Peace out!" *runs off*

Yoko: "I'll just leave now."


Fan Fan: Well, I think that's about all that I'm doing. I hope you liked it...because you should...because it's the truth!

Kurama: "What are you talking about? Your interpretation of us was completely inaccurate!"

Everyone from the show: "He's right! Your wrong!"

Fan Fan: *tearing up* Why are you all ganging up on me? All I did was try to write a story that momentarily amused people!"

Kuwabara: "Momentarily dismuse is more like it. Ha Ha, I am so funny."

Everyone: "Yup, that's Kuwabara."

Kuwabara: "Kuwabaka is more like it...wait...uhhh...*trails off*

everyone: *spends rest of life laughing at Kuwabara's stupidness which IN FACT is a real word*