Well, as we all know and are greatly happy about, YuYu Hakusho has continued!! And so has this fanfic!! Wahaha, fanfan gets to torture you even more!! So sit back, grab 6 year old
Halloween candy, and enjoy! curtains open
Disclaimer: I do not own YuYu Hakusho or Johnny Depp. I do however own 6 year old Halloween candy.
The REAL Sensui
Yusuke: "Spirit Gun!"
Director: "And Cut! Good job people! That's enough for today!"
Sensui: "Like, all right man, I've got a green peace meeting to go to, I am the president of it after all. Peace out dudes! Long live the queen!"
Yusuke: "...Japan doesn't have a queen..."
Sensui: "If I wasn't such a carefree hippie I would so be kicking your ass right now."
Yusuke: "Don't you have a bong to smoke or something?"
Sensui: "Dude, you need to chill, smell the roses, enjoy life, buy a tye-dye shirt."
Yusuke: "Right...you've really lost it Sensui."
Sensui: now in a yoga position "The only thing you have left to loose is yourself."
Yusuke: "Uhh..." backs away
The REAL Sniper
Yusuke: "Spirit Gun!"
Director: "And Cut! Good job people! That's enough for today!"
Little kid: runs up to sniper "You're my hero Sniper! Can you show me how you have such great aim?"
Sniper: "Sure thing kid." picks up some marbles "Here, I'll hit that glass over there right off the table."
Little kid: "Cool!"
Sniper: "All right, here I go." flicks the marble off his hand
Seaman: "AHH!! MY EYE! MY GIGANTIC EYE!"
Sniper: huff "Now I hit him.."
Little kid: "Your no sniper! Your just a big fake!"
Sniper: "No, don't worry kid, I can get it right." shoots another marble
500 marbles later
Sniper: "Anytime now.."
The REAL Itsuki
Yusuke: "Spirit Gun!"
Director: "And Cut! Good job people! That's enough for today!"
Itsuki: takes off make up and turns out to be Johnny Depp
Yusuke: "Whoa, you always freak me out when you do that."
Johnny Depp: "What?"
Yusuke: "You just look so different..."
Johnny Depp: "Really? I find that I look so much like...oh great..."
flock of Johnny Depp fangirls enter room
Johnny Depp: "Well I better get going. I'm off!"
Yusuke: "Dude, your like everywhere, how do you do it?"
Johnny Depp: "Muhahaha, that's for me to find out, and you to never know until I end this Earth!!"
Yusuke: "..."
Well tha-tha-tha-tha...sorry I had a hair on my tongue, anyway, that's all folks! Tune in next time for Yomi, Mukuro, and others!!