What if they weren't Ninjas?

Chapter one-Introduction

What if they weren't ninjas? A world where ninjas didn't exist? All of the Naruto characters now live in....The City Of Townsville....AND IT'S BEING UNDER ATTACK BY A MEAN MONSTER!!!! Who will stop this monster? It's THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!!

Now back to reality....

Ok, all the characters don't live in Konoha, they live in Washington DC in Maryland. And they don't go to the ninja academy; they go to...regular middle school.

Someone bombed a country (no, not 9/11) and killed lots of people. Naruto looked almost exactly like the man...only younger. So everyone believed that Naruto was that guy's son and they all hated him. (hint hint: demon fox: hint hint..)

And as for Sasuke... You see, his whole family was going on a rode trip while Sasuke was at school (now why would they do that?). They rode on one of those London Bus...thingys and Itachi was driving the car. All of a sudden, the car crashed and everyone died besides Itachi. And the funny part is, there was no rocks, trees, buildings, or anything to crash into. Heck, it was all just flat land. So, Sasuke blamed the whole thing on Itachi and wanted revenge on him!

Sakura? Well...she still likes Sasuke. She's in every single one of his classes! Besides Spanish.... Anyways, she has an "Inner Sakura" but it won't come out and attack you.

All the other characters go to the same school. And every one still acts the same! Only, Neji's eyes aren't white anymore. He has black eyes, and so does Hinata. Shino can't talk to bugs, it's just his hobby to collect them, and Kiba still has Akamaru, only, he doesn't carry him to school because pets aren't allowed. Lee...looks exactly the same. He still likes Sakura and everything. Just, he has no clue about combat....

Shikamaru can't do that cool shadow technique any more, and Ino can't take over peoples bodies. Chouji still eats a lot...

Ok, I think I covered everyone now....

Everyone has at least 1 or 2 classes together...besides Neji, Tenten and Rock Lee. They're in the 8th grade...everyone else is in 7th grade. But Neji has all his classes with Tenten (wahoo!!!) and Lee....he has 2 classes with Neji and 2 with Tenten....

As for the teachers... they know nothing about fighting and performing cool jutsus. BUT they teach at the school!!! Kakashi teaches math, Asuma teaches social studies, Kurnai teaches science, Gai teaches Spanish, and stuff...

Hokage? There is none. Instead, there is a president...and he is George W. Bush! Naruto (as you guessed) wants to be just like George W. Bush. Only, in this story, we'll call Bush "Hokage" so no one gets confused.

And everyone wears modern day clothes. Besides Rock Lee...he stays in that freaky jump suit....

Everyone's name is different. Naruto is now Nathan, Sasuke is Sean and Sakura is Sidney. But, we'll just stick to their original names....

Ok...that was the introduction so no one gets confused. BUT..! There's still more to it, and you can figure out what happens by pushing that little purple arrow button right over there .

Have fun!!!

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ok...that sort of sucked...but I'm not good at writing intros, so just keep reading.... It'll get funny....