What if they weren't ninjas?

Chapter two— The First day of 7th grade!

It is August 30, and that's when school starts!!! Everyone is happily getting ready for the very first day of school because school is so fun! We get to sit on our happy seats and happily watch the happy teacher teach the happy lesson! God...what am I talking about? No one likes school...

Anyways, Naruto was sleeping in his bed, peacefully. He was dreaming about Sasuke and how he was gonna beat him up.

"Yeah! I'll teach you not to mess with no pretty girls you son of a –"

RING!!!!

Naruto jumped out of bed!

"AHH!!!" Screamed Naruto, "Everyone hide, Sasuke some how was able to throw fire balls!!! Eh? Oh...It was only a dream....". Naruto pressed the off button to his clock and started to get changed.

Naruto walked out of his apartment and to his bus stop. Then he realized his bus just passed by.

"Hey! Hey!! Stupid bus, wait for me!!" said Naruto as he chased the bus. Everyone on the bus laughed at Naruto as he chased the bus. The bus never stopped for him, so he ended up walking to school.

Naruto was sweating as he walking into the school building. Everyone was supposed to go to their homeroom class to get their schedule. So, here's Naruto's schedule:

First period: Math with Mr. Hatake

Second period: Science with Ms. Yuuhi

Third period: Gym

Fourth period: Social Studies with Mr. Sarutobi

Fifth Period: Band

Sixth Period: Spanish with Mr. Maito

Seventh Period: English with Ms. Mitarashi

So, anyways, Naruto walked to first period. As he walked through the halls, he found Shikamaru.

"Hey Shikamaru! Wassup? Do you have any classes with me?" asked Naruto. He showed Shikamaru is schedule.

"We have first and fourth period together," said Shikamaru with a sigh, "How troublesome..."

"Ok!! That's great, we can go to first period together!" Naruto happily said, patting Shikamaru's back.

"Yeah...whatever"

Naruto and Shikamaru walked to first period. It wasn't much of a walk; they found the class pretty easy. Naruto and Shikamaru could spot lots of people in their first period class. Ino, Chouji, Kiba, Hinata and Shino. Naruto blushed when he saw an empty seat near his crush, Sakura Haruno. But she was sitting next to Sasuke.

"Hello Sakura!" Naruto said as he took a seat next to Sakura.

"What do you want? You don't want my money, do you?" asked Sakura.

"Of course not! I just wanted to sit next to you, that's all!"

Sakura sighed. She hated Naruto so badly. Then she glanced at Sasuke and blushed.

Tick, tock, tick. First period was over in 20 minutes, but the teacher didn't arrive.

"ARGH!!" said Naruto, "Is our teacher trying to torture us?!?!" Naruto pulled on to his hair, impatiently waiting for the teacher.

"Shut up, he'll come...eventually..." said Sakura.

"That's it! I can't take it any more!!" Naruto took out a piece of rope and a bucket (don't ask me where he got them)and ran to the boy's room. He filled the bucket with water and then ran back to the classroom.

"What the hell are you doing Naruto you bastard?!" yelled Sakura.

"Plotting a prank, that's all!"

"Well, I'll be plotting your death if you don't get back to your seat!"

"Gosh Sakura, you sound like the mother I never had!" After Naruto said that, he continued working on his prank.

"Oh! Here he comes!!" said Naruto. He hid next to the door, waiting for the teacher to come in. He held on to the rope, waiting to pull it. A foot stepped in.

"NOW!" yelled Naruto as he pulled the rope. The bucket of water fell on the teacher.

"HA HA!!" laughed Naruto, "That's what you get for keeping us waiting!"

But sadly, that wasn't their teacher. It was the principle about to announce that their teacher was running late. Naruto was in BIG trouble...

But it wasn't all that harsh, all the principle said was:

"YOU HAVE DETENTION FOR A MONTH!!".

Yup. It wasn't that harsh.

And man...to think this is only first period on the first day of school...

So, anyways, the bell rang and Naruto walked to second period. It was science.

The teacher was writing on the chalk board, but Naruto wasn't paying attention. There was a LONG science equation of some sort...how am I supposed to know what it all means?

"And that is the best way to get glue out of a bottle," said Ms. Yuuhi, "Did everyone take notes?" Everyone said yes. Then Ms. Yuuhi looked at her work.

"Whoops, looks like I made a mistake!" She erased the whole entire thing and started all over again. Everyone groaned.

Next was gym. I don't want to get into all the violence that Naruto went through....Social Studies was a pain and so was band. Naruto didn't get what it meant when Mr. Maito said "Olla!" to him in Spanish class. English didn't make sense, and Naruto had to stay in school for detention. Gosh, what a fun day it was for Naruto!

End of chapter two—

Ok... that chapter really sort of sucked too. But the next chapter will be funny, I promise!!! Please RR!! Ciao! And I update every Friday or sooner if I feel like it!!