Naruto woke up once again in the morning; all ready for school! He wasn't very excited. I mean school sucks.
Ok…first period was math, which really sucked for Naruto. He HATED math.
"Geez, that teacher had better not be late again…." Said Shikamaru, leaning on his chair.
"I don't want to get in trouble for setting up the teacher. But if I must, then I will" said Naruto.
Suddenly, a man walked into the room. He wore a bandana of some sort, and a blue cape.
"Thank you! Our teacher is here today!" said Sakura, but she figured out it was a sub. Just like it was everyday.
"I am not your teacher. He is running late. I will be his substitute. I am Mr. Morino (hint: Ibiki Morino. Hint hint)." The man wrote his name on the chalkboard.
"Ok. Today's lesson is on Z tables. Does anyone know what Z tables are?" asked Mr. Morino.
Shino raised his hand. He was the only one who did.
"Yes sir?" asked Mr. Morino.
"Depending on the operational system, a Z table is formed by using a certain amount of elements in a set. It is organized by the operational system in a table, " said Shino.
"Very good" said Mr. Morino, "Now. The operation system for the Z-12 I am about to make is Pi. Does any one know what pi equals?"
The class stood quiet, no one raised their hand. But Shino shot his into the air.
"Teacher, call me!" said Shino.
"Yes sir?" asked Mr. Morino.
"Pi equals three point fourteen," answered Shino, "one, five, nine, two, six, five, four--."
"WE'LL JUST GO WITH 3.14!!!" yelled the teacher, trying not to have Shino continue.
Mr. Morino completed his Z-table and waited for everyone to copy.
"Does any body see a pattern in this table?" asked Mr. Morino.
Once again, Shino raised his hand.
"Does anyone ELSE know the pattern?" asked Mr. Morino. No one answered.
"YES sir?" Mr. Morino called on Shino.
"I was going to mention this Z-table has been done incorrect because I noticed the number that intercepts 12 and 12 is 6. It is wrong, and is supposed to be 10," said Shino.
"THANK YOU sir," said Mr. Morino, quite annoyed, "Does anyone know the pattern to this Z-table?"
Shino was the only one who raised his hand.
"YES?" asked Mr. Morino.
"I wanted to also mention that this Z-table is still incorrect. "Pi" is not an operational system because in order for the table to work, the operational system must be a number in the set, or addition, multiplication, division or subtraction.. 3.14 is not a number in a Z-12 table, unless the numbers are real. But, then again, the z-table would go on forever, therefore making it infinite. As a conclusion, this Z-table would not be an operational system because this Z-table does not include closure."
"THANK YOU AGAIN!!! Sir…" said Mr. Morino, "The operational system will be ADDITION!!! THERE!!! ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!"
"I never said I would be happy…." Said Shino.
"Now moving on to the next lesion," said Mr. Morino.
"Teacher!" said Shino.
"We're MOVING on to the next lesion!!!" said Mr. Morino, now extremely annoyed.
"I just wanted to ask to use the bathroom…" said Shino.
"YES!!! You may go…GET OUT!! Uhh…before you leak?"
"Thank you teacher" said Shino as he grabbed a pass and walked out of the room.
"Anyways…. The next lesson will be on PEMDAS. Does anyone know what it stands for?" asked Mr. Morino.
Naruto ACTUALLY raised his hand.
"Yes sir?"
"Please eat my dear aunt sally," said Naruto.
"Err…close enough," said Mr. Morino, "Does anybody ELSE know?"
Shino walked in.
"I do!" said Shino as he walked into the room (god, how fast does he use it?).
"Anybody else?" asked Mr. Morino.
Kiba raised his hand.
"Yes!! Thank you!!" said Mr. Morino. He called on Kiba.
"Please EXCUSE my dear aunt sally. Not eat!" said Kiba.
Mr. Morino sighed.
"Teacher!! Call on me!" said Shino, waving his hand so the teacher would notice.
"Ok…FINE! What does PEMDAS stand for?"
"Parentheses, Exponent, Multiplication, Division, Addition and subtraction," answered Shino.
"Yes, that is correct," said Mr. Morino, "That is the order that you do a problem. Someone BESIDES AFRO BOY (Shino ) give me an example!"
No one answered.
"Anybody? Just give me a problem!" said Mr. Morino. Naruto raised his hand.
"Ok, yes sir?" said Mr. Morino when he called on Naruto.
"Hey yo! Look over there!" said Naruto. Mr. Morino looked and saw nothing.
"Look at what?" asked Mr. Morino. Naruto stuck up his middle finger at the teacher.
"Why you little!!!" yelled the teacher.
"You told me to give you a problem," said Naruto.
"Not THAT kind of problem!!! A math problem!" said Mr. Morino, now furious.
"11?" stated Naruto.
"More complex," said Mr. Morino.
"115?"
"No…. with multiplication and stuff"
"14?"
"More complex. Include addition."
"141?"
"Ok, that'll do." Mr. Morino wrote the equation on the chalk board.
"Does any body know what to do?" asked Mr. Morino.
Shino stuck up his hand. So did a bunch of other people. Mr. Morino sighed in relief that he didn't have to call on "Afro Boy".
"Yes young lady with the yellow hair?" Mr. Morino said choosing Ino.
"41?" asked Ino.
"Wrong!" said Mr. Morino, "Anybody else?" He called on Sakura.
"14?" she asked.
"Yes, we do multiplication first," said Mr. Morino, "According to PEMDAS, you do parenthesis, then exponents, multiplication, division, addition then subtraction."
"I have a question," said Sakura.
"Yes?" asked Mr. Morino
"Well, if we are doing something like 849, which one should we do first?"
"Which ever one comes first," said Mr. Morino.
"Thank you," said Sakura.
"Ok---," started Mr. Morino. But the whole class started chatting. Naruto screamed to be funny, and Mr. Morino got really pissed off. So, he decided to sit quietly until the whole class settled down.
"Shut up Naruto, the teacher is waiting!" said Sakura.
"Shut up Sakura, the teacher is waiting!" said Ino.
"Shut up Ino!"
"You shut up Sakura!"
"I told you first!!"
"Well, I told you second!!"
The teacher impatiently waited for everybody to get quiet. So, he walked over to the door and slammed it as hard as he could. Everyone screamed, and commented on how scared they were. Unfortunately, everyone kept talking.
"Listen up everybody!!! If you all get quite and stay quiet until the bell rings in 5 minutes, you'll all get candy!" said Mr. Morino.
"CANDY!!!!!" everyone screamed.
"Starting…NOW!!" everyone got quite.
"But teacher…you won't be here…" started Shino, but was interrupted by Mr. Morino.
"Ha! You're talking!" said Mr. Morino, in excitement. Everyone growled at Shino.
"Thanks a lot, Shino!" said someone. And that caused a lot more talking. Everyone talking, frustrating Mr. Morino.
"I'll give you guys another chance!" said Mr. Morino. Everybody cheered.
"Starting…NOW!" everybody got quiet once again.
It was silent for about 10 seconds, Mr. Morino really enjoyed this. But, he was bored, I mean, five minutes is an awfully long time.
"I bet you can't take the temptation," started Mr. Morino, "You just want to talk to your friends. Go on, talk, and don't get any candy. Yeah, I bet you want to tell your friend about how evil your boyfriend was today!"
How did he know? Thought Ino.
"I see you biting you lip, you just want to talk. You just can't keep still and stay quiet." Said Mr. Morino. He glanced at Naruto.
"Hello Sir, you are awfully loud. Go on, talk and have everybody get angry at you. I hear you like basketball. But I've seen you play. You suck. My grandmother can play better then you!" Naruto crunched his fist. He took his binder out and ripped out a piece of paper. Then he began writing on it.
"Need help spelling something?" asked Mr. Morino. Naruto's face literally turned red. He wrote on his paper:
"I bet I can play better then you anytime!"
and gave it to Mr. Morino. He took a look at it.
"'I am gay?'" said Mr. Morino. Everybody busted in laughter, Kiba even fell off his seat.
"'I want to marry Orlando Bloom?'" He continued. Everybody's face turned red, minus Shino. They all laughed so hard. Even Naruto's face was red, in anger. He crunched, just wanting to attack Mr. Morino.
"'And I got a A….on my gay test!'" Mr. Morino continued, insulting Naruto.
"WHY YOU!!!!" screamed Naruto.
"Whoops, looks like nobody will be getting candy," said Mr. Morino. The bell rang, everybody was dismissed.
---end of chapter 3
ok….please review!! This chapter was funny, right? Right? You like it right? SO REVIEW!!!!!! Please . And the next chapter will come out…soon….so..just wait…and be paitent…because it will be about neji, tenten, lee and the sand siblings.