If they weren't ninjas

Chapter 6—Sakura's Revenge

Ding Dong! Went the door bell. Ino ran to her door and opened it.

"Hey Ino, I wanted to talk to you," said Tenten. You see, Ino and Tenten know each other from orchestra class because the orchestra class contains 7th and 8th graders.

"You see…I like this guy," started Tenten as she sat on Ino's couch.

"Is he Neji?" asked Ino.

"How'd you know?" asked Tenten.

"Because you write his name all over your journal" replied Ino.

"Ok then, I'd like advice."

"On what?"

"Well….getting Neji to go out with me"

"Well! You see, when it comes to true love, the guy must ask the girl out! If a guy truly loves you, he'll ask you out! If he's too shy to ask you, then you shouldn't go with him. If he is too scared to talk to you, then his is afraid of you. So what's the point in liking a guy who's afraid of you?"

"Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks Ino"

"No prob." Ino said. The doorbell rang. Ino got up and ran to the door. And who was there you ask? Sasuke! He was wearing sunglasses, but that didn't make a difference to Ino.

"Sasuke!! My dear Sasuke!" Ino cheered. She jumped into his arms.

"What brings you to my house on this nice day?" she asked.

"I wanted to go out with you," he said. Ino had sparkles in her eyes.

"Yes! Of course I'll go out on a date with you Sasuke dear!!" Ino said excited. Sasuke leaned his forehead agenst hers.

"I'll pick you up at 8," he said and kissed her cheek. Then went off.

Ino zoned out into space and literally fell to the ground.

"Uhh….Ino…?" asked Tenten.

-----------------Meanwhile

"Finally! I'll get my revenge on Ino!" said Sakura.

"So this is all about revenge on Ino?" asked Naruto. Naruto was invited to Sakura's house, along with Kiba.

"This is brilliant! Ino will not suspect a thing!" she cheered. The doorbell rang and Sakura went to get it. It was Sasuke, and he had sunglasses on.

"So! How did it go?" she asked.

"She fell for it," he said.

"Great job Shino! I know you would look just like Sasuke if you just fixed your hair and changed your clothes!"

"Yeah…whatever." Shino turned away.

"There's no point in this," said Shino.

"Aw, common! You like Ino, don't you?" said Sakura, "I mean, you have to write Ino on all your school papers!"

"I do not!" said Shino.

"She's got a point," said Kiba, "s-h-I-N-O"

"So what?" asked Shino.

"You like Ino! You always stare her in class!" said Naruto.

"ACK! How did you know?!" asked Shino. Everyone stared at him.

"You really stare at her in class?" asked Sakura

"Well…no…" said Shino. His face turned pink.

"Awww, Shino likes Ino," said Naruto. Shino made a "I am so gonna kill you after this" look on his face.

"Ok guys! Here's the next plan!" started Sakura.

At 8:00----

Sasuke (Shino, but we'll call him Sasuke) walked over to Ino's house and knocked on her door. He had roses. Red roses. The door opened and there was Ino in a long red dress and her hair over done. Too overdone.

"Hello Sasuke dear!" said Ino. She wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Where are you taking me?" she asked.

"You'll see," he said. He offered his arm to Ino and she clinged on to it.

Sasuke led Ino into a nice lake. Beautiful flowers everywhere you look surrounded it.

Meanwhile: Sakura, Naruto and Kiba were hiding behind the bushes, watching every move they made.

"Shino wasn't supposed to bring Ino here, he was supposed to take her to the arcade!" whispered Sakura.

"Shush, I think that Shino…really likes Ino and wants to avoid the plan!" said Kiba.

"Shino that bastard!" whispered Sakura.

"Hey Sasuke, why are you wearing sunglasses?" Ino asked Sasuke as they sat together on a bench. She laid her head on his shoulder.

"That bastard Naruto messed up my eyes," he said, "I can't let anyone see them."

"Ok, that's fine," said Ino. She moved her head to his chest and snuggled a little.

"ARGH!!! She's happy!!" whispered Sakura, "This can't be happening!!"

Sasuke put his arm around Ino and tugged her closer (Muwhahahaha!!). He laid his chin on her head as they watched the beautiful moon on the lake.

"Sasuke," Ino whispered. She slowly picked up her head and looked at his face. She moved closer and closed her eyes.

"ACK!!! They're gonna kiss!!" Sakura whisperly screamed," Naruto, do something!!"

"Sasuke…" she whispered, "Please…kiss me." Sasuke brought his head towards Ino's and closed his eyes.

Naruto didn't think and jumped out of the bushes and tackled Sasuke into the bushes right when Ino was about to touch his lips.

"NARUO!?!? What the hell!?!?" Ino screamed.

"Shino!" Naruto whispered, "What the heck are you doing!?"

"Trying to get Ino to kiss me! I don't care if I'm dressed up as Sasuke, I just want to be with her!" Shino said.

"You are avoiding the plan!!" Naruto said.

"I never wanted to be a part of this!" said Shino. He pushed Naruto away and got up, just to see Sasuke was there on the bench!!

"What the--?" asked Shino. Sakura crawled over.

"That's Kiba, I was able to do him quickly," said Sakura.

"Wow, that was really quick," Naruto said.

"Ok Shino. What the hell was that all about!!" said Sakura.

"Just leave me alone," he said and walked away.

Luckily, Kiba didn't like Ino. Or so we think!

"Hey, Ino!" said Sasuke (now Kiba), "I think It kind of to early for our kiss. You know, how usually people kiss at the end of the date. Lets save all that fun stuff for last!"

"Oh, I understand Sasuke!" said Ino. But out of nowhere, she jumped into Sasuke's arms and pressed her lips into his. It wasn't much of a good moment, I mean, Sasuke made a little "My lips are poisoned" look on his face. Ino pulled away. Sasuke wanted to stick his tongue out, but that would ruin the plan.

So, anyways, Sasuke took Ino to the arcade like he was supposed to.

"Um…Sasuke?" Ino asked.

"Yeah?" he answered.

"You do realize we're at the arcade."

"Yeah, this is the best place in the world! C'mon, lets go check things out!" Sasuke pulled Ino's arm and they started playing games together. Ino kissed Sasuke a lot of times, especially when she won games. When Sasuke let Ino play "Star Wars" on her own, he let out a little: OK sign to Sakura and Naruto. And they made the game explode.

There was a little bumper cars thingy at the arcade.

"Ino! Catch me if you can!" Sasuke yelled.

"I'll get you Sasuke!" said Ino as she chased him in her car. Sasuke led Ino into a wall, and she went really, REALLY fast. And then Sasuke turned to quickly that Ino wasn't able to turn and she crashed into a wall. (ha ha!)

At the end of the date----

Ino had a few burses on her face, and that made her look - cough - ugly…

"Ino, promise me one thing," started Sasuke, "That everyday you will kiss me when ever we see each other, even if we are at school."

"Even at school?" asked Ino.

"Yeah, just push me into the closet and kiss me there." Ino nodded and gave Sasuke a short sweet kiss and ran into her house.

Sasuke walked away, cleaning his tongue.

"GAWD!! I cAount be-veve I Hade to kees har!!" Sasuke said as he stuck out his tongue.

"You did good Kiba," said Sakura, "Unlike SOME (cough ,cough: shino) people."

"Heh, at least we got the job done!" said Naruto.

"ACK!!! Where'd you come from!?" screamed Sasuke.

"Wasn't I always here…?" said Naruto.

"Yeah…whatever," said Kiba, "So…do I get anything from this?" And just like that, Sakura ran away.

"SAKURA YOU BASTARD!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE'D GET MONEY OUT OF THIS!!!" yelled Kiba as he chased after her.

"AND I'D GET FREE RAMEN FOR A WEEK!!" screamed Naruto. He chased after her.

And that's how the revenge of Naruto and Kiba started.

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ha ha! Next chapter: Naruto and Kiba get revenge on Sakura! It won't be romance or anything… but! I'd like to thank my sister Kage ) for this brilliant idea! Thanks Kage! And please review!! Thanks!