DISCLAIMER: I do not own Pirates of the Caribbean, or the song.
One of my friends gave me this idea last night, so she deserves credit for coming up with the idea.
There's A Tear In Me Rum
Jack sits in the bar of the Faithful Bride, absolutely depressed. He's sitting in a dark corner with a full pint of rum, just staring at it. Silent tears fall down his already tear stained cheeks and right into his rum.
One of the bartenders had been watching Jack for the last half-hour, noticing he hadn't even touch the drink infront of him. He decided to confront the imfamous pirate.
"What's the matter, Jack? Your rum is usually gone by now."
"Do you really want to know?" Jack said, slowly looking up.
The bartender only noded.
"Well, let me tell ye."
Somewhere near the front of the tarvern, someone starts playing the guitar
There's a tear in me rum
'Cause I'm a big fat lazy bum,
You are on my drunken mind.
Into these last nine rums
I have shed a million tears.
You are on my drunken mind
I'm gonna keep on drinkin'
Until I'm petrified.
And then maybe these tears
Will leave my eyes.
There's a tear in me rum
'Cause I'm a big fat lazy bum
You are on my drunken mind.
Everyone had turned their attention toward Jack, and even people passing by had heard what was going on and came in to investigate.
Last night I walked the floor
And the night before
You are on my drunken mind.
It seems my life is through
And I'm so dogg-on blue
You are on my drunken mind.
I'm gonna keep on drinkin'
Till I can't move a toe
And then maybe my heart
Won't hurt me so.
There's a tear in me rum
'Cause I'm a big fat lazy bum.
You are on my drunken mind.
Jack had now grabed the man's guitar and began walking around the tavern singing and also playing the guitar. People were giving, or throwing, him money and other assortments (A/N: Use your imaginations)
Lord, I've tried and I've tried
But my tears I can't hide
You are on my drunken mind.
All these blues that I've found
Have really got me down
You are on my drunken mind
I'm gonna keep on drinkin' till I can't even think
Cause in the last week I ain't slept a wink
There's a tear in me rum
'Cause I'm a big fat lazy bum
You are on my drunken mind
Jack had finally wondered by to his table, where the bartender was still standing, in total shock of what he had just seen.
"That, I think, was more then I wanted to know." He left Jack to continue sitting in his corner and cry into his rum.