A/N: Hi, We are both severally pissed at the world, yet oddly still happy. Yes we know we're odd. We're also on a cappuccino high. Oh, by the way, our muses decided they wanted to be introduced. So they are Gawyn (Jacy's muse) and Dysdaimon (Devi's muse). Gawyn is a dude, who is an overly hot dude that is overly hyperactive, and likes to tribal dance in his cage. And when I'm not writing he takes his tin cup and runs it across the bars…tink, tink, tink, tink… Dysdaimon (means ill fated) is an extremely gorgeous woman, dresses like Aphrodite, she's a real bitch though, is currently taking vacations because of Gawyn, who broke her out her glass box and performed his own twisted pleasures on her. She is now pregnant and PMSin' though that's nothing new. She likes Cappuccino though. Ok enough ramble, story now…

Okay as an afterthought we just thought to mention that this chapter is a little comic relief with some slash added in for fun, there will be several of these chapters added in sporadically throughout the story.

Chapter 2: Dare and Blow Letters Just Lose It (Touch My Body) – Eminem

Dare,

I just heard the most horrible news ever; I know you know what I'm talking about. They were like my family. They were my family….I don't know if I can take this. First Snuffles now them. I can't stop thinking about them. What are Ron and Ginny going to do without their parents? I don't think I can write any more.

Hoping to see you,

Blow

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Blow,

Don't worry about them; I will get you through this. I will do my best to come and see you soon. (Although I think we will have to meet in the park like last time because it's just getting to damn hard to sneak past the Aurors. Especially that Moody character, he's psycho. I mean really you saw what the impersonator did to me what do you think the real thing would do to me, son of the deatheater I am. So do you think you can escape for a couple hours on Saturday?

SSS some ones coming,

Dare

Dare,

Feeling better. Here is your Key card. Don't ask just be at the Regency around the block from the leaky cauldron in muggle London. I will be standing outside of it at 3:00 pm, Saturday. Don't be late. I think it's about time for us to find our cover story girl. So bring your list for school, we're going shopping afterwards.

Thinking of you (If only you knew)

Blow

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Blow stood in front of the Regency, two minutes till three waiting on Dare to appear around three o' one fashionably late as always. It never failed; he was always making an entrance even if only for him.

Sure enough at exactly three o'one there he was, hair perfect, smirk in place, and looking like the god he was.

"You're late. I said 3:00"

"My watch says 3:00"

"Do you keep your watch purposely set a minute behind everyone else's?"

"Yep."

"You are odd."

"No more so than you." With that Draco pulled Harry in for their traditional lover's greeting kiss.

"Hey Draco. Hey Harry." They heard from the entrance of the building. Quickly as possible they jerked apart, and whipped around to find Luna Lovegood. Well at least they thought it was Luna Lovegood.

It didn't look like the Luna they remembered. Yeah she had the big brown eyes and the wavy blonde hair, except it was really tousled and damn if she didn't have a body on her.

"Look at her legs!" Draco whispered to Harry.

"Look at her skirt, is that even a skirt. It should be illegal to wear that1" Harry whispered back.

He was right, short black leather skirt and a man's white business shirt tied off at her midriff.

Luna flashed them a sexy smile, winked and said, "You guys make the cutest couple."

Both the boy's jaws dropped as they realized they had been caught. Both stammering for an excuse. "It wasn't what it looked like." Harry blurted.

"Of course it was what it looked like, my tongue was down your throat and your hand was on my ass!" Draco scoffed under his breath, only loud enough for Harry to hear.

"Ok so it was what it looked like." Harry snapped back.

Luna was close enough now to hear the last of what Harry said and she smirked, "Well, whatever so long as you invite me next time." With one last smile, the blonde witch sauntered off towards the Leaky Cauldron.

"That was wrong," said Harry as they turned and walked inside the hotel.

Doors slammed, tongues collided as did bodies. Clothing flew in the fight for dominance. They didn't quite make it to the bedroom so they settled for the couch.

"Gods , I've missed you." Murmured Harry as his shirt was lifted over his head.

"That's an understatement." Came Draco's reply as he kissed his way down the lithe body withering under his own.

With clothing banished Harry set to work on pleasing his lover. He pinched, pulled, and sucked nipples. Then licked and nipped the other boy's neck and collar bone while his hands explored and mapped out Draco's creamy skin.

"Accio lubricant." Whispered Draco against his lovers lips.

Harry spread his legs as Draco moved between them. As he slipped one slick finger into the tight ring of muscle, Harry moaned against the hard pink nipple between his lips. Groans and moans becoming more and more incoherent as yet another slick digit in stretching and preparing the tight channel for much larger intrusion.

"Gods, Dare, Stop the torture, fuck me now!" Harry panted.

"Oh, are we a little needy…ohh…Blow!" Draco managed under the ministrations of Harry's tongue.

Harry growled.

Draco gave in and withdrew his fingers. Harry mewed at the loss but was soon gasping as Draco slid home with one quick thrust.

Both stilled absorbing the pleasure chills that racked their bodies.

Harry leaned forward pulling Draco's face down nipping his lower lip and slipping his tongue through Draco's teeth to engage his tongue in a battle for dominance.

"Dare, Dear," Harry murmured against his lips.

"hmm?"

"Move, fast, and hard."

"Blow,dear." Draco purred.

"Hmm?"

"Shut up and enjoy the fuck."

AN: Yay we are proud to announce the birth of two more muses (Dysdaimon had her kids). A wonderful little girl we have dubbed Amiri (princess) and hellion boy we have dubbed Aubrey (King of the fairies / elf power). The girl has transparent bluish fairy wings with blue eyes and red curly hair. While Aubrey has angel looking wings with blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes.