All your GoldenEye are belong to us!

By GreenCat3

Yes, yes, precious, I have been frequenting the LotR section, but I'm…er, back. This is supposed to be a quasi-sequel to TaBA, 'cos I'm not finished. is a lazy bum

Disclaimer: We doesn't own GoldenEye, precious, no. We also doesn't own Trevelyan, but we wishes we did, precious. /gollum

Chapter 1: Land of the Overpriced Real Estate

            It was a very boring day in a very boring place. In short, a normal day in Falls Church, Virginia, "Land of the Overpriced Real Estate", as Kitty so amusingly called it.

            "Bored." Said Kitkat.

            "Bored bored." Replied Kitty.

            "Mega bored."

            "Uberly bored."

            "Bored times infinity."

            "Bored."

            And so the endless stretch of boredom continued, and not even DSF or the Neopets chat boards could fix it. Then, surprisingly, something happened.

            Kitkat got a good idea.

            "Let's go into a book."

            "What book?"

            "How about…Lord of the Rings?"

            Kitty paused. "Nah, already did it. Remember?"

            "Oh yeah." Kitkat grinned as fond memories came rushing back.

            Silence. Then, Kitty began browsing her bookshelf. "How about GoldenEye?"

            Kitkat's eyes lit up at that suggestion. "Yeah! But shouldn't we use the DVD instead? You're the only one with a copy of the book, and it's all tattered."

            Kitty just hugged the DVD to her. "My precious." She snarled. "Get yer own."

Kitkat ignored this little outburst and began being somewhat logical. "Now we can't just jump on it, we'll break it." Kitty looked horrified, as she was a very big GoldenEye fangirl. "Never fear," Kitkat added quickly, "I have an idea."

            "Do you think this will work, loon?"

            "It had better, otherwise I'ma smegging sue Dora the Explorer." Kitty grumbled. Naturally, since she had a darker complexion and was a bit of a Latina, she was Dora, and Kitkat was Boots.

            "Right…now what do we do?"

            "I dunno. Put the DVD in, I guess. Let's do something, this smegging shirt is pink, and it's small for me." The younger and slightly shorter one itched at the shirt. "Piiiiiiink…"

            "I'm the one covered in baby blue towels here." Kitkat grumbled, but slid the DVD into the slot anyway.

            "Cool. Now what?"

            "Stop asking questions."

            "Oh, I know." Kitty cleared her throat and started to sing (not very well mind you). "Come on, vamonos! Everybody, let's go! Come on, let's get to it!"

            After a nudge, Kitkat sang "I know that we can do it! Where are we going?"

            "GoldenEye!" Kitty replied without missing a beat. "Where are we going?"

            "GoldenEye! Where are we going?"

            "GoldenEye! Where are we going?"

            "GoldenEye!" They both yelled, and skipped around in circles. "Gol-den-Eye!"

            There was a pause. "Jump into the TV, foo'!" Kitty hissed.

            "You first, 'Dora'."

            Kitty mumbled something about the stupidity of the idea, leaped at the TV (no mean feat, as it was not a large TV), and…vanished. "Boots" shrugged, then followed.