Surprising Lines We Were Expecting

Everyone has their own theories about how the series is going to end, but, this is a humorous collection of several one-shot of lines we weren't expecting, but would be funny if actually said.

Miroku

I'm not really a monk………….

(Sango's happy. So are random fan girls.)

Guess what! I realized I'm really gay!

(0.o shocker. I wasn't expecting that. Now the fan girls/ Sango are upset.)

InuYasha

I wanna hug.

(0.o someone had issues.)

I be damned, we did it!

(I just have to say, he really does say that in the playstation2 game. hilarious)

We did it, we did it, and we did it, YAY!

(Dora the Explorer went on vacation. Sad, ne?)

Oro?

(Kenshin went on vacation. Sad, ne?)

I am the master of the Universe!

(0.o all I have to say is, "ORO???")

Sango

I hated my family anyway.

(0.o)

Did you know that Hiraikotsu was really made of plastic?

(0.o so was Heather's. lol. That's just kinda creepy…….Miroku says it hits too hard to be made of plastic. So do random dead demons.)

Kikyo

I'm a real boy, erm, girl, now!

(About freakin time I say……)

Get a soul.

(Get a life didn't sound right……………..dammit.)

Kagome

The bitch is dead! the bitch is dead!

(Someone has developed cursing from InuYasha. sad sad sad.)

(As Naraku dies) (Gives finger) Ass-hole.

('Bout damn time.)

You guys aren't worth a rat's ass.

(0.o someone's PMSing.)

Sesshomaru

I am the Master of the Universe!

(Dude………………..)

Let's all wear mood rings.

(Figures he doesn't have any moods or anything…..expressions…………whatever.)

Shippou

I'm really a ninety-year-old man.

(See, in most animes, the perverted guy is usually an older gentleman.)

This isn't my true form. (Turns into Kouga.)

(Come on, people, do I have to spell it out? who has been sharing Kagome's sleeping bag?????)

Naraku

I am the Master of the Universe!

(Dammit, not again…………….)

I just have to say, this is all I could think of in the present time. I know I have disappointed all of you, since I haven't updated either "Switched" or "Road Trip From Down Under" (originally "Road Trip From Hell), but a lot of not-so-good things have been happening in my life, so, this goes out to you guys. For your dedication and your reviews. And, most importantly, your love.

This is for you.