I wrote this because for my best friend Tracey who suggested the idea and does the best Hermone impressions even through she is blonder and Ted who lookes like Harry Potter. Sorry Ted but you are a for eyed git.
Hermone sighed it was so difficult. Translating the great Rushan poets into high wizard was a difficult task that noone else had wanted to do so she had to do it because she was much cleverer than any of the others. Not that they ever said so. They didn't appreciate her talents like her poetry and her drawings which were very beautiful and dark. So it was she who was stuck down in the dusty archives scribbling away while everyone was bobbing for apples because it was Halloween and having fun.Just then with a flash Snap appeared sneering in his black clothes. 'What do you want you nasty man.' She said. 'I want to take you away from all this.' Said Snape as he revealed he underneath his cape he was bear. 'Come with me and I will give you things.'
Herminie thought, but Snapes offer was two intriguing. She knew she had to leave Harry and Ron and Ginny and Mrs Weasly and Dumbledore and Proffessor McGonnical and her lover Draco just to find out what Snape was poffering. And she had always wanted to improve his personal higene. Maybe now she could wash his hair or cut it and he would look pretty. Do you love me she asked.? Yes he said. I could never say it before, but now we are alone in this big bark archive surrounded by all this learning and books I can tell you the truth. That was why I had to wait until they, he sneered, were all safely away from you. They hate me. They do not understand me as you do.
He he he… will we ever find out what Snape was going to give to Hermine and will she ever get back in time to bob apples..?