Okely Dokely! It's my second chapter of SILENT MOBIUS VS. THE KIDDIE LAND ARMY! Your going to find out why Dr. Eggman stayed in Silent Mobius land AFTER he separated Geneshaft from it by getting the chaos emerald. And you'll find outâIN THIS CHAPTER! MWAHAHAHA! And I would like to give a special thanks to Crunchielettuce for reviewing!
Disclaimer: Iâ..DON'Tâ..own it. Plain and simple.
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The large ship that belonged to the all-women police force finally docked inside the AMP headquarters. Once they got off, Lebia led Andromeda to the main room, where Chief Rally was. The blonde used a clearance card to open the large doors. When they were inside, Rally and Mana, who were chatting, instantly turned their attention to the two who entered the room.
"Welcome back, Lebiaâ.and who is this?" Mana asked curiously.
"Thisâ.is Andromeda. She wants to join the AMP. She has a very unique talent" Lebia stated, then motioned for Andromeda to do the trick. Andromeda ordered Talime to fire the fazers at some more garbage cans that happened to be in the room. Weird, huh? Anyway, they quickly melted and Mana was impressed. Rally remained silent, still studying Andromeda.
"That's incredible! She just says a few words, and fire comes out of her hands! Welcome aboard!" Mana said.
Andromeda sighed in relief, then thought: When will someone realize the fire is coming from a metal talking bracelet on my wrist?!
Then Rally spoke. "That isn't any type of magic. A metal talking bracelet on her wrist is where the fire comes from. Very interesting. Regardless of whether it's magic or not, I still believe she could be a valuable asset to our group." Rally said.
I guess at least one person isn't blind around hereâ.but how did she know Talime could talk? Oh well, this is a messed up story anywayâ Andromeda thought.
Rally shook Andromeda's hand. "Welcome to the AMP." Rally said.
BEEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP!
"Oh no! It's an attack!" Lebia stated.
"Attention all AMP staff. Category one Lucifer Hawk have surrounded the building. They keep chanting the same thing over and over: 'andromedaâandromeda.' Everyone get to your battle stations!" Nami said over the intercom.
"That's strangeâthey seem to be looking for you." Mana said to Andromeda.
No shit, Sherlock. Andromeda thought.
Then all the other members of AMP ran into the room.
"We got here as fast as we could! What are we going to do?" Yuki said worriedly.
"What we always doâ.TAKE CARE OF BUSINESS! HELL YEAH!" Kiddy said.
The windows broke, and the Lucifer Hawk flew in. Everyone was ready to attack
MEANWHILE:
In what used to be Beijing, China, a conference was being held in an old building.
"QUIET! I WILL HAVE ORDER! SHUT UP!" Eggman ordered, standing at a podium in front ofâoh my god. A BUNCH OF THINGS FROM THE EVIL HELL KNOWN AS KIDDIE LAND! Yes, you heard me right. There were literally thousands of little kid things. I'm talking about Care bears, Barbies, Smurfs, Toothfairys, Santa and his elves, teletubbies, Easter bunnies, Bob the builder, Winnie the pooh, Bear in the big blue house, cabbage patch kids, and Disney characters! All of them were standing together chatting away. "SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU BASTARDS!" Eggman yelled. Everyone was silent and staring at Eggman. "Hey! That's PG language! Watch your mouth!" Snow white yelled.
"Whatever. Anyway, back to the subject. As you all know, I need you all to attack Tokyo and bring me back Andromeda aliveâ.so I can kill her! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Eggman yelled triumphantly.
The kiddie land people looked at him confused. "WHAT DOES KILL MEAN?" They asked.
Dear god I hate these retardsâ.but these retards are willing to help me so I must contain my rage until my plan is completeâ.then I can kill them all! Hehehe! Eggman thought. "Uhh, it means I'm sending her to happy daisy lala land!" Eggman lied.
"YAY!" The hopelessly retarded kiddie land people cheered.
Then, Genosa came through a portal in the wall and marched up to Eggman looking pissed off as usual.
"WHY ARE MY LUCIFER HAWK ARMIES HELPING YOU?!" The demon asked angrily.
"Because I promised them something" Eggman replied, then pointed to a pile of Kibbles and Bits.
"âDamn." Genosa said.
"Alright, if the category ones fail to bring back Andromeda, I will send out the first attack tomorrow. BE PREPARED!" Eggman yelled to the KLA (kiddie land army).
"Who's Andromeda?!" Genosa asked. "I NEED THE LUCIFER HAWK TO CAPTURE KATSUMI! GIVE EM BACK!"
"No."
"YES!"
"No."
"YES!"
"Yes."
"NO!â.GOD DAMN IT!"
Genosa then left, even more pissed off.
BACK TO THE HEROES:
The last Lucifer Hawk was finally killed. Andromeda had proven herself quite well in that battle.
Too bad I can't stay forever. Andromeda thought, reminded of her main mission to bring the chaos emeralds back to Sonic land.
"Hey, who's up for some coffee?" Yuki asked cheerfully. Everyone said yes.
After a few cups, Talime finally spoke up. "Andromeda, I'm picking up movement in China. Something's going to happen!"
"Since when could you sense things in China?!" Andromeda asked.
"â.I don't know." Talime replied.
"Don't worry about it, it's probably a glitch." Andromeda assured the HHAI.
Later that night, Katsumi offered to drive Andromeda home. She quickly lied that her home was under construction. So, Andromeda spent the night at the headquarters, unaware what would happen tomorrow.
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WOOHOO! My second chappie! The real battle begins in the next chapter.
Sati, you wanted to know how to pronounce Andromeda? Well, here it is!
AN-Draw-meh-duh.
That's basically it.
Ja ne!